Father Xiao visited
Master He drove the Rolls-Royce Phantom into Kannahe No. 1 steadily, Xiao Yunshan sat in the back seat of the car, looking solemn, he promised Bai Su that he must do it, he has always been a trustworthy husband.
When turning into the double lane behind the woods, I saw Xiao Ling's Mercedes-Benz, and I happened to turn in, and Xiao Ling also saw the black car from the rearview mirror.
Stopped at the same time in front of the villa, Xiao Ling got out of the car first, Master He opened the back door, Xiao Yunshan straightened his clothes, got out of the car, and at the moment he saw his father, Xiao Ling couldn't hide his surprised expression, he thought it was his mother who came to see him again.
"Dad!" After Xiao Ling was surprised, she was a little happy.
"Let's go inside!" Xiao Yunshan replied expressionlessly.
Lin Yi took a nap after lunch, and was stretching his waist from the second floor at this time, the movement from the living room was very noisy, Lin Yi looked at the source of the noise, and suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, the DVD player was turned on at some point, and the TV was playing a restricted adult action movie, accompanied by the erotic voice of a Japanese actor, Vivian was building blocks on the ground, and Pete next to him took a pink spiral object as a bone and shook his head desperately.
"Wow——!" Lin Yi screamed, first rushed over to turn off the TV, and then turned back and grabbed something from the dog's mouth with Pete, but he couldn't grab it with all his might, and he didn't notice that there were two more people at the door.
Xiao Ling raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, and walked to Lin Yi's side, Lin Yi was still unconscious, cough, Xiao Ling coughed dryly twice, Lin Yi finally turned his head, suddenly petrified, and looked behind him along Xiao Ling's line of sight.
Rumble! A thunder poured down from the top of his head, Lin Yi was split into coke, this piece of black coke shook out a funny small wave from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time, Lin Yi was hit harder than when he opened his eyes and saw a cockroach that could walk upright, and Pete next to him was still frantically shaking its "dog bones." ”
“…… Xiao, Xiao Ling, I'm going to go to the mountains to live in seclusion and hibernation, and when I die, you can find a substitute for me, but please be sad for me for two years, and then scatter my ashes into the Caribbean....." After explaining the aftermath, Lin Yi slowly turned around with a sluggish expression and walked forward straight like a zombie.
"Come back!!" Xiao Yunshan's face opened a dye shop after entering the room, and now it has turned from colorful to pitch black.
Lin Yi turned around tremblingly, pursed his lips, and looked aggrieved.
Xiao Yunshan hooked his finger to Lin Yi, Lin Yi pouted and shook his head, Xiao Yunshan hooked his finger again, Lin Yi shook his head again, Xiao Ling held his forehead and sighed, don't turn his face and couldn't bear to look at it directly, Xiao Yunshan was furious and strode in front of Lin Yi, raised his hand and slapped Lin Yi on the back of the head.
"How do you educate your children?! You're having a great time! I misread you, Lin Yi!! You're yellow inside and out! The slap was harder than the other, and the slap of Lin Yi's head was thumping.
"....Mr. Xiao....Uncle Xiao....Father Xiao...... I won't dare next time....." Lin Yi hugged his head and ran around, Xiao Yunshan chased him all over the house, "I still want to have a next time!" It's useless to call me grandpa! You yellow bastard! I'll let you know how the Xiao family disciplines their children! Stop! Hold it! ”
There was a burst of people in the room, Xiao Ling didn't stop his father, he found out for the first time that Lin Yi was beaten and he could still be so happy, he rubbed Vivian's soft hair, and reached out to beckon Pete, and easily took out the object that Lin Yi hadn't grabbed for a long time from Pete's mouth, and put it into the trash can with the elegant posture of throwing a basketball.
Xiao Yunshan chased Lin Yi out of breath, and finally couldn't run and stopped, Lin Yi stood far away holding the head that was slapped into a ball, and didn't dare to approach, the two kept facing each other, Xiao Yunshan's body shook slightly, Lin Yi raised his legs and ran, Xiao Yunshan shook it, Lin Yi ran it, shook it, ran it, and finally both of them were tired, Xiao Yunshan stood in place and panted, and his flat clothes were wrinkled.
Vivian jumped down from Xiao Ling's lap at this time, came to Xiao Yunshan's side, and pulled Xiao Yunshan's sleeve, Xiao Yunshan lowered his head, looked at this little girl who looked as good as a doll, and couldn't help but squat down, Vivian put his mouth to Xiao Yunshan's ear, and whispered: "Grandpa, you have worked hard, I love you!" The little arm hooked Xiao Yunshan's neck, and Bo kissed Xiao Yunshan on the face.
Lin Yi and Xiao Ling had a clear expression, and the content of Vivian's recent parent-child homework assigned by the kindergarten was to say to each family member, "You have worked hard, I love you!" "I also want to kiss and hug, Lin Yi and Xiao Ling are already very familiar with the content of this homework, but Xiao Yunshan doesn't know the inside story and looks confused.
As Xiao Ling's biological father, Xiao Yunshan, in addition to having a tougher personality, still has a lot in common with his son, and he has no power to resist all cute things at all, which makes their cold image of hard work collapse in an instant.
Just one sentence, a kiss, a hug, Xiao Yunshan was domesticated by Vivian, looking at the little girl in front of him in a daze, Vivian smiled and showed two rows of teeth, white and cute, making people tremble, and his little arms were still hooked on Xiao Yunshan's shoulders. Xiao Yunshan covered his mouth and cleared his throat, his mood was much softened by Lin Yiqi's jumping feet, and he got up and said coldly to Xiao Ling: "Go home for dinner next weekend." ”
"Dad! Lin Yi ....."
“…… Hang it up and beat it for two days, and if you don't manage that kid, you'll never come back. Xiao Yunshan glared at Lin Yi fiercely, turned around and was about to go out, but couldn't help but look at Vivian, and added in a cold tone: "Come with the child!" ”
Xiao Ling was already setting off fireworks in her heart, but her face remained calm.
"We'll all go over next weekend, me, Lin Yi, Vivian and Pete, we'll all go back."
Hum! Xiao Yunshan straightened his clothes, pushed open the door and walked out.
After her father left, Xiao Ling showed her expression that had been held back for a long time, and walked towards Lin Yi with a smile.
"I didn't even notice that my family Lin Yi was so hungry, I'm sorry!"
"Uh....no...no...no," Lin waved his hand back again and again.
"Want to get away with it? Obviously say no every day, cute guy! ”
“…… I don't say it anymore! Lin Yi couldn't say anything, his face was red, this time the misunderstanding was big.
"Oh .....? Stay honest. Xiao Ling smiled evilly and pressed towards Lin Yi step by step.
"Don't...."Lin Yi was forced to have nowhere to retreat, so he had to go up the stairs.
"Lin Yi, you really have a talent that excites me."
“…….”
Downstairs, Pete and Vivian played quickly to the upper room to uncover the tiles, and upstairs, the two adults also played to the extent of going to the upper room to uncover the tiles, and the villa was like being swept by robbers, and the ground was full of messes.
At dinnertime, Lin Yi lazily sat on a chair next to the cooking table wrapped in a bathrobe, watching Xiao Ling chop vegetables.
"My hot dog is going to be cut into small octopuses," Lin Yi shook his body and winked.
"Okay."
"I've seen on TV that the average family cuts hot dogs into octopus shapes, and that's amazing."
"Are you watching Vivian's cartoons?"
"Uh....." Lin couldn't deny it, "I want apples to be sliced into rabbits, hot dogs cut into octopus, and rice wrapped in seaweed, so that the depth of love can be measured from this kind of place." ”
"Yes, yes...."Xiao Ling put the hot dog cut into octopus on the plate and asked casually, "Has any other man cooked for you?" ”
“……..”
"Who did you think of just now?!" Xiao Ling glanced at Lin Yi from the corner of her eye and continued to chop vegetables.
"......." Lin Yi turned around and opened a pack of Miao Crispy Corners and put them on five fingers, "Xiao Ling, what do you see?" As he spoke, he put them in his mouth one by one and licked his fingers, "You ate this when you were in high school, do you remember?" ”
"Changing the subject doesn't work!"
"I....I'm going to pour you a glass of water."
“…… I'm not thirsty. ”
"I'm thirsty....hehehe.....I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty...."
"Lin Yi?!" Xiao Ling grabbed Lin Yi.
"Brother, I was wrong!" Lin Yi put his hands together above his head, and rubbed his palms back and forth, "No one's cooking is as delicious as what you make, and all the meals cooked by men other than you are miserable, I can spit out three bites after one bite." ”
"Really?"
"Really, really! Absolutely true! ”
Xiao Ling finally nodded with satisfaction.
Brother Jihwan and Hiroshi Miyagi, I'm sorry! I'm a piece of shit! Lin Yi desperately apologized in his heart.
After dinner, Xiao Ling was merciful and did not continue to toss Lin Yi, Lin Yi will receive a reply from the work emails from Los Angeles one by one, once he enters the work state, he forgets the time, Xiao Ling did not disturb Lin Yi, took Vivian and Pete out for a walk, and gave a baby and a dog a bath, and washed and slept himself, Lin Yi replied to all the emails It was close to twelve o'clock in the evening.
The stomach is rumbling again, and the mental work also wants to burn calories, and now he is the only one awake in the house, thinking of this, pinching his chin, the beautiful supper life has just begun at this moment.
Quietly touched the kitchen, opened the lowest cabinet, rummaged, found his treasure, his eyes smiled into a line, saliva was about to go down, took out the treasure he was thinking of, and his hands were busy hiding the rest of the treasure inside.
Oh, the kitchen headlight was on, Lin Yi sighed in his heart, and reluctantly turned around, only to see Xiao Ling leaning against the door with his hands on his chest, looking at Lin Yi who was squatting on the ground playfully.
Lin Yi, who was holding an instant noodle bag and staring with round eyes, was like a little hamster who was caught stealing grain.
Bar, the instant noodle bag fell to the ground, and Lin Yi pouted.
"I, I'm just looking..."
Xiao Ling sneered, and her tone was doting, "I'm just going to see you." ”
Lin Yi silently stuffed the instant noodles back into the cupboard under Xiao Ling's gaze, and secretly complained in his heart, after living with Xiao Ling, everything was fine, but Xiao Ling forbade him to eat instant noodles, and said that if he was hungry and couldn't stand it, he would drink some cereal and eat an apple, God, this healthy and nutritious recipe still wants to fatten him? If you really want him to be fat, let him open his belly and eat junk food!
"Lin Yi, be good! Eating in the middle of the night can affect gastrointestinal function. Xiao Ling coaxed, "I'll give you a hot cup of milk." With that, he opened the refrigerator.
Lin Yi sat at the dining table and wept silently.