Chapter 74: Let's Smoke (Ask for Recommendation Votes)
They despise me, they despise me! How can I say that I, He Shang, am also a master of the Yuan Infant Period, why do I put myself in this small cell? The handcuffs have been taken down a long time ago, and there are no shackles, so forget if there are no eggs in the noodles!
Even the head garlic has to ask for it himself, how can this Nima make the wanted criminals all over the world embarrassed?
If this treatment is spread, who will dare to turn himself in?
So He Shangsan finished sucking the noodles in two bites, patted his stomach and turned around the cell twice, and then approached the door with a smile on his face, and said to the old police officer at the door: "Brother, give me a cigarette?" ”
You guessed it, I just want to Huo Huo, what's the matter? Who told him to keep me in confinement?
The old police officer didn't look back, and said coldly: "I don't smoke." ”
Isn't that nonsense? If you're going to smoke, I'm going to have something else! Dude's mind has already seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys!
So He Shang continued to circle with his hands behind his back, and leaned over again: "Brother, help the poor monk to get a cigarette?" ”
The old police officer said: "Smoking is not allowed in our unit!" ”
He Shang continued to grind: "Then you can help the poor monk buy a pack, and I will pay you back when you go out." ”
Old police officer: "I can't leave my post without permission!" ”
"You can go with confidence, the poor monk will not tell anyone!"
The old police officer turned his head and glared at He Shang: "If you talk about it again, I'll transfer you to prison!" ”
He Shang was stunned for a moment, and then said in a slurp: "Look at you, old comrade, why are you so serious?" Besides, you are abusing your power, and the poor monk can sue you! ”
The old police officer ignored him!
He Shang continued to shake with his hands behind his back, and calculated a little, it has been more than two hours since he was arrested, why hasn't there been any result from the hospital? That's too inefficient, isn't it?
He looked around at nothing, and was too bored to go back, so he came to the door again, and when the old police officer saw him leaning over, he immediately said, "I really don't smoke!" ”
He Shanglai chirped: "You just give the poor monk one?" ”
The old police officer said with a crying and laughing face: "I have also seen small injections, and that hidden is not as big as you!" What's more, aren't you a monk? Why do you still smoke? ”
"Isn't the poor monk troubled? Brother, can you help? ”
The old police officer was a little angry, and said sharply with a white face: "Please don't pester me anymore!" ”
He Shang suddenly pursed his lips and said with a look of contempt: "No wonder you are still guarding the door at such an old age, don't think about making progress in your life like you." ”
At this time, the phone on the desk outside the door rang, and the old police officer ran over to pick it up, and then answered yes and yes, and finally hung up the phone, took out the key and opened the door of the small cell.
He Shang asked, "What's the matter?" Is it wrong to the poor monk, can the poor monk go? ”
The old policeman opened the door and dragged He Shang out, and said with a serious face: "The leader wants to see you, tell you to be honest, don't ask for hardship!" ”
He Shang was stunned, the leader wanted to see himself? Then there are only two possibilities, the first is that they found the video of their shot. Second, they felt that it was too much to treat me like a simple young man, and they were going to let me go!
Along the way, He Shang's white and flawless white clothes attracted the sideways eyes of the police, and they wondered if He Shang himself was strange?
The atmosphere is not right, comrades, can a criminal not even be handcuffed? Is it just an old police officer who is pressed to meet their leader? You must know that your subordinates have lost Yuan Hua's fifth limb!
Or is it that the police in this world are so close to the people?
The old police officer led the way in front, and he didn't even look back along the way, He Shang even suspected that he didn't want to run, and he could run out now if he was a normal person.
After coming out of the cell and going up to the fourth floor, the old police officer suddenly stopped his steps and said, "Here, remember, don't ask for hardship!" ”
After speaking, he knocked lightly on the door, shouted a report, and the old police officer pushed the door in, and looked up at the door number.
Office of the Director.
He Shang looked around, there were two people sitting in the spacious office, one was playing with the computer behind the desk, and the other was reading the newspaper behind the coffee table.
How moisturizing is this little life?
The stout middle-aged man behind the desk asked without raising his eyelids, "Are you He Shang?" ”
This should be the director.
He Shang smiled and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm just a psychopath!" ”
Without saying a word, the director directly turned the monitor in He Shang's direction and said, "You are also a psychopath?" Your martial arts are high enough, huh? The video has to be slowed down a hundred times to see your moves? ”
He Shang fixed his eyes and saw that on the monitor was the picture of himself kicking away Qiu Ya's husband, but this picture seemed to have been slowed down a lot, and he saw that he was walking over slowly and slowly kicking the fat man!
And at that time, I really didn't use the teleportation of the Buddhist monk suit, but I used my own cultivation for the past, so it was normal to be able to take pictures of myself!
But fortunately, I didn't use teleportation, otherwise Charlotte's trouble would probably not be small!
He Shang thought about it, and said with a smile: "Is the fat man injured?" ”
The director was stunned, and the result of the hospital examination was that there were no injuries, which made them very curious, watching this video, the power of that kick was really not small!
And it's weird that there are no injuries like this, right?
Shake your head!
He Shang smiled, he was wrapped in the fat man with total mana at that time, and he looked miserable, but he was fine at all.
Then he smiled: "Hey, this time I don't even count the crime of hurting people, right?" Should you let me go? ”
The director's face darkened: "Beating another person into a cough and being seriously injured is not hurt?" ”
Then the director pursed his lips and smiled, beckoned to He Shang and said, "Come and sit." ”
What do you mean? Call me over? He's not going to beat me, is he? Although he is now in his infancy, he is still a little frightened when he sees this kind of public security director!
The director looked at He Shang hesitating and smiled: "If you are called over, come over, martial arts masters are so bold?" ”
He Shang walked over and sat on the chair opposite the desk, put his hands on it and said, "The poor monk was really wronged. ”
The director didn't pick up the stubble right away, but threw a box of cigarettes and a lighter on the table, and said with a smile: "Smoke one!" ”
He Shang smiled shyly: "Poor monks don't smoke!" ”
"But aren't you a non-smoking unit? Leaders take the lead in making mistakes. ”
When the old police officer in the back heard this, he subconsciously said: "You don't smoke, you want cigarettes from me?" ”
He Shang turned around and said with a simple face: "Isn't that boring poor monk?" ”
The old policeman's face darkened: "You don't want to make fun of me, do you?" ”
The director listened to the conversation between He Shang and the old police officer, was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "These are not important, the important thing is that you kicked that person named Yuan Hua into a waste, what do you think about this?"
He Shang was stunned: "Didn't the poor monk do it?" ”
The director said: "It seems that you are not only strong in strength, but also in your mouth, Xiao Wang, you go out, it's okay here." ”
He Shang looked back, and the old police officer shouted yes, saluted and exited the door, and then carefully closed the door.
He Shang suddenly said nervously: "Taking the lead in smoking is already a violation of discipline, you don't want to abuse lynching again, right?" ”
The director smiled and said, "Is there anything you can't do?" ”
He Shang suddenly coughed again and again: "I'm not in good health!" ”