"Don't call the police, we are forty kilometers away from Pinggu, and they are all mountain roads, and when the police come, people will have already been torn up!"

Mo Xiaobei gritted his teeth: "It's really not good, I'll do it myself!" ”

Li Dazui: "I'll go with you, let's go!" The two of them said that they were going to the backyard.

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly stopped: "Stop, it's not a martial arts movie, do you really think that flower fist embroidered legs are useful?" ”

Li Dazui turned his head and said helplessly: "Otherwise, what should I do?" Do you have a better way? You can't just watch the director die here, right? ”

Guo Furong suddenly patted him on the shoulder and laughed: "Oh, seeing now, Jiang Chao is still the most righteous!" ”

Li Dazui couldn't cry or laugh: "Can you do it without righteousness?" I still have more than ten episodes of salary that have not been settled, and my daughter-in-law said that I hid private money, and you knelt for me to kneel the cactus? ”

At this time, a man walked in, looked at the situation in the lobby and asked, "What's going on, what's going on?" What about the director? ”

Tong Xiangyu looked up at the person, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, you can count on Shouyi, the director was hijacked by a psychopath!" ”

Zhang Shouyi nodded: "I just heard what they said, and so are you, there are so many people at the scene, why didn't you stop them?" ”

Li Dazui picked up the porcelain cup on the table, his face full of horror: "Who dares to stop it?" This kind of cup, one at a time, pinch and smash! We gave the last one for nothing! ”

Zhang Shouyi was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the porcelain cup in surprise, how strong is this person? Suddenly, his face became serious: "Then why don't you call 110?" ”

Tong Xiangyu said helplessly: "It's too late, I didn't get the antidote before dark, so people will tear up the ticket!" ”

Zhang Shouyi nodded, with a serious face: "Oh, then notify the crematorium......

Everyone: "........."

Seeing that everyone was speechless, he suddenly smiled awkwardly: "Just kidding, I already have a way, you guys change the costumes first!" So they hurriedly changed their clothes.

At this time, Bai Zhantang had already taken the director into the kitchen in the backyard, and the director frequently looked out.

Turning his head and seeing that Bai Zhantang didn't pay attention, he was about to slip out the door, but who was Bai Zhantang? A martial arts master knows everything around him.

Bai Zhantang stopped Pi Xiaorou with one hand and said, "Where are you going?" Mr. Shangda! ”

The director looked sincere: "I didn't want to escape, really, I just wanted to see how they prepared!" ”

Bai Zhantang saw that no one was coming now, and said with some suspicion: "They won't leave you alone, right?" ”

The director waved his hand: "That's impossible, they still have more than ten episodes of remuneration unsettled...... I don't have them to drink the northwest wind? ”

Bai Zhantang nodded: "That big mouth is pregnant, you did it too, right?" ”

The director shook his head again and again: "It's not me, it's the screenwriter!" "Just kidding, even if I thought about it, I didn't think about it!

Bai Zhantang was stunned: "Who is the screenwriter?" ”

"You don't know, anyway, he planned this thing, and it has nothing to do with me, I told him to write it down-to-earth, don't make it up, right?"

"Artistic creation must come from life, higher than life, you have to listen to it, something is wrong now, right?"

Bai Zhantang glared: "Huh? In other words, the real mastermind behind the scenes is the screenwriter? ”

The director nodded without hesitation: "That's right, it's him, wait for me to find him for you," he said and was about to go out.

But Bai Zhantang directly grabbed him with his grappling hand and screamed: "Ah!! Let go and let go, if you don't go, you won't go! ”

At this moment, Tong Xiangyu opened the kitchen and curtain and walked in, and when he saw this situation, he immediately subconsciously said: "Let go of the director," and after speaking, he was stunned and quickly changed his words: "Ah this, the antidote has been obtained, let people go quickly!" ”

As he spoke, he was about to step forward, but Bai Zhantang was not a fool: "Slow, how do I know if it's really an antidote?" ”

Tong Xiangyu smiled slightly, waved the hem of her skirt and turned around, blinked her big eyes and said, "We have already eaten, the effect is obvious, everyone is back to normal!" ”

Bai Zhantang also smiled, but he didn't believe in the test very much: "Oh? Then the first time I saw you, what clothes did you wear? ”

Tong Xiangyu replied without hesitation: "Red wedding dress, I just got married in that episode, and I met you on the street!" ”

Bai Zhantang's face became happy, and then he said, "Then what was the first thing I said to you?" ”

Tong Xiangyu was stunned, how could she have this detail in so many episodes? Suddenly he was a little numb, and stammered: "The first sentence, the first sentence...... Wait, I'll go out and drink some saliva first. With that, he hurriedly ran out.

The residence of Li Dazui and others in the backyard, everyone was waiting here, Tong Xiangyu pushed the door and hurriedly said: "Script, script, hurry!" ”

Li Dazui was stunned: "Which episode?" ”

Tong Xiangyu wiped his sweat: "It's the episode when they first met, in the first part." As he spoke, he opened the script and looked at it, and suddenly said, "Yes, yes, this is the episode...... Come on! ”

After speaking, he hurriedly ran out and entered the kitchen, shouting in his mouth: "Come to remember, the first sentence, I said Xiaobao is you?" You say it's me, it's me! Then I cried and threw myself on you and said, "You're finally here, but you're waiting me to die, I thought you didn't want to marry me......"

Bai Zhantang was overjoyed: "Xiangyu ......" and then said with a worried face: "You are normal, what about the remaining ones?" ”

Tong Xiangyu explained: "It's all back to normal! "At this time, Big Mouth, Xiao Guo, Xiucai, Xiao Bei! Everyone entered the kitchen door, and their expressions were a little abnormal.

Bai Zhantang read them one by one, and first made a difficulty: "Big mouth, what's your real name?" ”

Li Da was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said: "Jiang ...... Uh, Annette Lee! ”

"Who is your favorite person?

"My daughter-in-law...... The future daughter-in-law, Yang Huilan, was the one who recruited relatives in the martial arts competition, and later came to sell a kitchen knife! ”

Bai Zhantang nodded with satisfaction: "Okay." Then he asked Lu Xiucai and Guo Furong, "When was the first time you two kissed?" ”

The two were stunned, and Lu Xiucai said to Guo Furong in surprise: "It's the first time...... Didn't you? I don't remember the kiss scene we had? ”

Bai Zhantang's face changed, and Tong Xiangyu immediately rushed over when he saw it, and said with his eyes at the same time: "Yes, yes, absolutely yes, it's just a dark field!" ”

Bai Zhantang interjected and asked, "What is the dark field?" ”

Tong Xiangyu blinked and smiled charmingly: "It's dark, they kissed secretly on the roof, and none of us saw it!" ”

Guo Furong waved her hand: "This is impossible, how can there be a kiss scene with Xiao Guo's character?" Really kissed over, slapped it earlier! ”

Bai Zhantang's face changed greatly, Xiucai saw that it was wrong, and hurriedly hugged Xiao Guo: "Who said it was impossible?" Well......"

"Smack!!!

Guo Furong slapped it and explained: "If you say no, you don't have it, don't take the opportunity to eat tofu!" ”

Bai Zhantang smiled: "It's her, it seems that everything has returned to normal, and Xiaobei is left!" ”

Mo Xiaobei was stunned: "I've always been normal!" ”

"Then you memorize a "Three Character Classic" and I'll listen to it!"

Mo Xiaobei opened his mouth and came: "At the beginning of people, their nature is good and similar...... Sexually similar ......" said this, but her face was full of frustration, because she couldn't carry it anymore, and suddenly laughed: "Wait until I go back and review it!" ”

Bai Zhantang laughed: "No need, if you really recite it, it won't be you!" ”

Everyone: "........"