Chapter 2 One second play, big brother!

After Zhu Dagang vomited, he rinsed his mouth with tea several times, smoked a cigarette after the fact, and finally felt alive.

Seeing Bei Long approaching, a smile appeared on his pale fat face: "Xiaobei, it's not too early, hurry up and enter the village!" ”

Before entering the [Galactic Era], the village chief was just a small official with sesame mung beans, and he was not in Zhu Dagang's eyes at all, but now it is not what it used to be.

In 2030, the unprepared Earth was suddenly invaded by the [Zerg] from outer space, and the Zerg, known as the "Cosmic Demon Race", caused a near-devastating blow to the Earth within three days.

Since then, the earth has entered the galactic age.

It's 2038 now, and in order to integrate into the Galactic Alliance, Earth has made many efforts to achieve quick success:

For example, the policy of opening up alien immigrants, or sending money and people to help poor and backward planets, and another example is accepting batches of alien refugees......

Although this can allow the Earth to integrate into the Galactic Alliance faster and better, it also brings a lot of unexpected troubles to the Earth.

In addition to the earthlings, there are also [Taurus] people, [Aries] people, [two-faced star] people who have immigrated, [Cancer] people and [gopher] people who have received refugees, and [Jupiter] people who live in Jupiter......

Multiple alien races and earthlings live together, and although a village like this called [Galaxy Village] is still a village in name, its actual administrative level is equivalent to that of a township, and it is very valued by the governor of the [Governor's Palace] -

Otherwise, why did Zhu Dagang bother to deliver it in person?

……

A slate bridge across the river, only more than one meter wide bridge deck BJ400 off-road vehicle must not be able to pass, the next road can only rely on two legs to measure, standing in front of the slate bridge Bei Long smiled to Zhu Dagang said: "Minister Zhu, please first!" ”

But I refuse! Zhu Dagang's face was pale: this stone bridge is only more than one meter wide, there is no guardrail, and the bridge deck is only a few centimeters higher than the water surface, and crossing the bridge is as if walking directly on the water-

There is a danger for the leader to go first, and you still want to be the village chief with your ideological consciousness?

"Hehe, Xiaobei, this is your territory, you should invite it first!" Zhu Dagang smiled and looked back at the driver:

You know!

"Minister, oops, no, I'm a little motion sick, I'm driving, take a hand!" As a veteran driver who has been driving a car in the personnel department of the base for ten years, the driver instantly understood the spirit of the minister, and the five big and three rough men hurriedly staggered forward to hold Zhu Dagang's arm, as if it weren't for Zhu Dagang, he would have fallen into the river.

Well done!

Zhu Dagang was very satisfied, but said with a reproachful face: "Xiao Liu, I didn't say you, you must have a good body to do work, and your body is the capital of the revolution!" You've only been out of the army for a few years, and your body is like this? ”

"Yes, yes, you criticize it, minister! Recently, I have been lacking in exercise, and it is indeed a void......" The driver Xiao Liu reviewed himself profoundly.

Looking at Zhu Dagang's big mouth still holding a handful of emerald green leek leaves that could not be rinsed, the corners of Beilong's mouth twitched twice concealedly: Although life is like a drama depends on acting skills, can you wipe your mouth clean before performing?

Play in one second, big brother!

First, it is difficult to dismantle people, and secondly, Belon has never thought about dismantling anything.

Zhu Dagang, as the deputy director of the personnel department of the [Shancheng Base], is a powerful figure in charge of the official hat, and he can personally send the head of a small village in Beilong to take office, which is a strong support for Beilong's work - this favor Beilong must be recognized.

So Bei Long walked in front, and Zhu Dagang was pale and "helped" the driver Xiao Liu to follow step by step.

The slate bridge was not long, at most seven or eight meters, and when they were halfway through Beron, a giant suddenly swaggered up on the opposite side.

This giant is a typical kind of strong man with a "length of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet", and he is really "able to stand on his fists, walk on his arms, break big stones on his chest, and open bottle caps with chrysanthemums", even if he is 1.86 meters tall Beilong looks petite and delicate in front of him.

The amazing thing is that his skin is like a brass casting, with a cold metallic luster, and a shiny big bald head, and at a cold glance, it looks like the [Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple]!

What's even more amazing is that there is a pair of huge golden horns on the top of his head, coupled with a big golden nose ring strung on his big nose, it looks like a scalper has become a sperm, and he comes out in broad daylight to pretend to be a person in clothes.

The strong man walked on the stone bridge, and the bridge deck shook every time he fell, as if the stone bridge was about to be trampled by him.

Zhu Dagang panicked, and hurriedly pinched the driver Xiao Liu covertly, and the driver Xiao Liu shouted to the strong man with horns in understanding: "Fellow, we are here from the base government to do business, can you please let us go first?" ”

The prime minister's family slave Qipin official, the driver of the personnel department of the base can usually walk sideways in front of the common people, but these alien races are not easy to mess with, even if he is backed by Zhu Dagang's big Buddha, the driver Xiao Liu also lowered his posture as much as possible.

The driver Xiao Liu was very polite, they went to the bridge first, and it was reasonable that the horned strong man should let them pass first, but the horned strong man was unreasonable.

The strong man with horns stared at the big eyes, and said angrily in a half-baked Chinese urn as he continued to walk forward: "I, pass!" You, get out! ”

Who's going to get out? Who's going to get out! The driver, Xiao Liu, was very angry - I am the driver of the deputy director of the personnel department of the base! Who the are you going to out!

Xiao Liu, the habitual driver, wanted to be mad, but he felt the tremor from Zhu Dagang!

He looked at Zhu Dagang in surprise, and in Zhu Dagang's complicated and weak eyes, the driver Xiao Liu suddenly understood something......

That's an alien!

The aliens beat Zhu Dagang, and the fight was in vain, and the earth has always valued harmony and convinces people with virtue.

As long as the aliens are not killing people and setting fires, they are mainly persuasion and education, and on the other hand, Zhu Dagang beat the aliens, then something will happen!

After all, Earth is still a newcomer in the Galactic Alliance, and needs the support of alien friends to establish its position in the Galactic Alliance.

If the aliens who were beaten came to the Galactic Federation to destroy the image of the earth...... Destroying the cauldron of alliance and unity, Zhu Dagang can't afford it!

Zhu Dagang tightly grabbed the arm of the driver Xiao Liu, lest the driver Xiao Liu be impulsive: "Xiao Liu, convince people with virtue, convince people with virtue!" ”

But Belon and the horned strong man did not stop, and they were already face to face when they spoke.

This stone bridge is only more than one meter wide, and it is too narrow for a person to walk alone with the huge body of a strong man with horns, and it is impossible to stagger with Beilong.

What's more, the strong man with horns didn't even mean to turn sideways, just like a beef tank, he "rumbled" towards Beilong!