Chapter 37 Group Action (2-in-1)
Chapter XXXVII
I returned to the shrine with the purple.,Today it seems to be in the shrine.,It's more lively?
In the shrine, there is no tension at all, and when I go to the house with Murasaki, Reimu is lying in the kotatsu, leisurely drinking tea, watching TV shows, and Marisa is there with Xiao Ai, well, playing chess??? Cuixiang (watermelon?) He watched them play chess while drinking the wine in his gourd in boredom.
Rukino and Lumia are already asleep, and Misso is taking care of these two Lori, who usually like to make noise... Probably tired of playing, right? It's just that this atmosphere, this atmosphere, is completely wrong!!
Hey, hey, hey! Isn't it time to say that I am nervous, cloudy, and going to fight the boss? Why are these goods like ordinary daily life, and I can't see any nervousness at all! Reimu, you guy, still have the leisure to watch TV? Xiao Ai and Marisa, the two of you are more leisurely playing chess!! And Cuixiang, Lori can't drink!!
Chen Wei's face was dark, and he looked like he couldn't complain...... Look at the purple mother on the side, oh no, it's Zimei, this big idler has already covered his face with one hand, with an expression that I don't know them.
"I said purple... Isn't it tomorrow that we will investigate? Chen Wei leaned his head next to Zi and asked in a low voice.
"I'm going to investigate tomorrow." Purple smiled slightly, like a kitten, and her eyes seemed to be watery and innocent.
"Well, so lax, really big husband?" The boy looked at the innocent guy with some speechlessness. No matter how you look at it, it feels like it's your fault for teaching nothing.
"Allah, that's usually the case. In short, just a small problem, a small problem. Husband's, deal with mutations or something, just leave it all to Reimu~! Purple waved his hand, this guy is really going to shirk responsibility.
The corners of the young man's mouth twitched slightly: "I said...... You're not going to leave everything to Reimu, are you? ”
"I'm working hard, too! Today's young people, really, don't know how to be considerate of people. Purple's expression instantly changed to that tired look, as if she had suddenly turned back into the great sage who worked diligently to maintain Gensokyo......
"But how do I feel. DO YOU SEEM TO HAVE FULLY NEETIZED? The young man looked at this guy who was already whispering Reimu.
"Allah, I don't care about this kind of little thing, I care about the details (9)! I, I also have hard work, work, really, really. ”
"I said, Purple ~ You're back, help me get some tea......" Reimu looked at the two who had returned to the shrine with a lazy expression. The first sentence spoken.
"Hey! The tea leaves are so close to you, can't you get them yourself! Anyway, give me some motivation, you've been completely consumed by laziness! Reimu! Chen Wei couldn't help but say what was in his heart, and complained fiercely about this lazy witch.
Hear the words. Reimu stretched out his hand hard, but he didn't climb out of the kotatsu, as if he was stuck, he looked at the small cabinet that was only more than a meter away from him. His expression was painful, and then he screamed: "Ah! How can humans leave the kotatsu!! This is a cursed kotatsu. Once you come in, you can't get out! ”
Covering his forehead, he glanced at Purple. But seeing that this thing didn't know when, he also lay down in the kotatsu, and then held a bag of dried squid in his hand and gnawed on it.
"How can it be repaired!! That's my snack!! Reimu said angrily
"I see that you can't finish it yourself, so I'll help you solve some of it." Purple's tone was like I had done you a great favor.
These two goods, it's just funny, Chen Wei had to walk over helplessly, help Lingmeng hand over the tea, feeling that these two people seemed to be hopeless, and then glanced at Marisa, okay, these two girls who are playing chess seem to be more serious.
Marisa...... You guys...... Seemingly, you're very focused, huh? Chen Wei walked over and stood behind Marisa and said.
Suddenly, Marisa turned her head with tears in her eyes and cried, "Wow, I've lost 30 in a row!" Little love is really amazing......"
"Oh, what kind of thing, I play chess, very, very ordinary." Xiao Ai seemed a little caught off guard. Then I saw Marisa asking for help and said, "Weijun~ Please play chess with Xiaoai!" ”
Chen Wei couldn't help twitching, and just as he was about to complain, he saw Marisa already lying in the kotatsu, holding a teacup and drinking tea with Reimu. Even Marisa has been assimilated? Are there any normal people here? His gaze shifted to the loli...... and Cuixiang, who is still drinking and has been drunk, well, there doesn't seem to be a reliable one.
Chen Wei shook his head helplessly, and then smiled apologetically at Xiao Ai: "Then, the two of us, let's have a few rounds." ”
"That, that, please, please advise." Xiao Ai is still as shy as ever, and, introverted, it's really a soft girl, soft and soft...... The faint flush on the girl's face is like an apple, and looking at it makes people feel the urge to take a bite.
Looking at Xiao Ai's introverted Xiao Ai, Chen Wei sat down slowly, and then rearranged the chessboard with Xiao Ai.
Then, the two start a new fight. Xiao Ai is white, and Chen Wei is black, so in this game, Xiao Ai goes first.
watched Xiao Ai take a pawn at the beginning and pressed it up. Chen Wei moved his knight. looked at Xiao Ai, who looked serious, and pretended to say casually: "Xiao Ai, tomorrow's investigation, that, inside the shrine, I'll leave it to you." ”
"Huh? So, do you give me the social care of God? Really big husband? Xiao Ai blinked in surprise.
Chen Wei nodded, and then took another move: "Lumia, these little guys, I will leave it to you to take care of, it seems that listening to Zi, it seems that not only human beings, but also some weak monsters, are also missing, and the safety of the shrine also needs someone to guard, after all, I don't know what the purpose of those guys is now." ”
"Well, leave it to me. I'll do my best to keep the shrine safe. Xiao Ai nodded vigorously, as if she had a very important mission.
"Hmm. Alice, that's what drives you. Chen Wei praised. Looking at the confident girl, she seems to be infected, Xiao Ai has a shy flush on her face, hangs her head embarrassedly, and pokes her two index fingers at each other.
And then...... One of Chen Wei's bishops was eaten...... Okay, Xiao Ai, do you want to be able to play like this, looking around, it seems that the situation in the chess game. It's all controlled by Xiao Ai...... Chen Wei had only a few troops left to linger.
"Alas, it's really motivated, well, young man full of vitality, the world will be saved by you." Purple said lazily.
"Come on! It's up to you. "It's Reimu, but when she speaks, her eyes are still on the TV, and she takes a sip of tea with a lazy expression.
"Little love. Chef-kun~ I'll leave it to you! "It's Marisa, it's just that this guy seems to be about to fall asleep when he's lazy, is laziness contagious? Assimilated? Assimilated, right?!
I said. You guys are so trying to give me a little energy, it's really nerve-wracking, so young and so dependent on the kotatsu. When you get old, you'll get all kinds of messy diseases! Chen Wei couldn't help but scold the girls over there. However, getting old is such a thing....it seems. Can these guys get old?
"I'll worry about it later. In short, this kind of bad weather, it's better to hide in the kotatsu, it's really troublesome to investigate or something~ To do this kind of thing, no one has paid a salary yet, and the money box is empty all day long, and there is not even a single coin, such a day, it's really bitter...... "Hongbai (Reimu) told her history of blood and tears there, and it seemed to be as if she was the poor people who were oppressed and exploited at the shrine.
"It's really enough~ Hey, you guys should be a little serious, plan or something, are you ready to come out?" Chen Wei looked at these lazy guys helplessly.
"Plans? Find the mastermind behind the scenes directly, and then have a good fight, is it so troublesome? What else do you need to plan? "I saw that Marisa seemed to take it for granted, but didn't this thing think about how to find the mastermind behind it? Now I don't even know who the boss is! Give me some brains! Now it seems that her whole body has turned gray because of laziness!
"At present, as far as I know, those disappearance sites, after several investigations, there is no gain, but I found that those dark phantoms seem to be collecting something, and the last time I investigated, I found that some dark phantoms seem to be escorting something to the Magic Forest...... And outside of the first time, many cemeteries seem to have been strangely changed, and the number of resentful spirits has increased, and once, I also met those dark phantoms, and some strange rituals were being held, but in order not to startle the snakes, I didn't interrupt. Zi Youyou spoke.
"Speaking of which, these two places should need people to conduct key investigations, well, it seems that they need to divide their troops." Chen Wei pondered for a while and said.
"Ahh Ahh!!h What a pervert, why do you like the cemetery so much! Marisa complained, and seemed to react to something.
"Huh!! Eh, eh, eh!! Did the Forest of Magic become a lair for those guys? Damn, isn't that where my shop is! Marisa suddenly slapped her head and screamed in surprise.
"It seems...... How long has it been since you went back? Inside your store? Reimu asked calmly looking at Marisa, who was exclaiming.
"Well, what is this...... I count, it seems, it seems that there is almost half a month? "Marisa is only looking like she hasn't been back for a long time, okay, when did this guy become so natural? Could it be that this lazy day has directly turned Marisa into such a natural stay?
"Forest of Magic, is this the place I was attacked last time? Otherwise, let's go there again tomorrow and get some useful information. Chen Wei thought for a moment and said.
"Well, then, I'll take care of the shrine tomorrow, so please rest assured!" Xiao Ai's face was serious, which made Chen Wei burst into tears, Xiao Ai seems to be the only conscience, and Xiao Ai, who is full of energy, is really cute. I don't want to be like those undisciplined guys, if I'm like those guys. That's the end of it, so don't go to school, good boys.
"So. I'll also have a good snack at home...... "It's purple, but I just finished speaking." She seemed to feel a few burning glances.
So Zi couldn't help but smile: "Allah, I'm just joking, you guys are really, it's okay to make a joke." Ahahahaha...... "The last is a disguised smile, but I always feel that this guy is very suspicious."
Chen Wei simply admired these guys, have they been too leisurely recently? So all of them are NEETIZED? It's really, very bad feeling, isn't there only one NEET-Ji in Gensokyo? (Gensokyo's NEET-hime refers to Mt. Pengrai Kaguya.) Kaguya is a guy who likes to squat at home very much.,Basically never step out of the eternal pavilion.,It's okay to just stay at home and sell a cute guy.,If it weren't for a bunch of servants.,Noble status.,It's the second generation of rich + the second generation of officials.,So it can be taken for granted to squat at home and wait for death.,Probably this kind of goods would have been starved to death in reality, right? )
It's enough to fantasize about having a NEET, don't everyone compete for NEET. What's so good about NEET?,Is your great life?,It's going to be in countless new episodes.,TV series.。 And novels, comics, and things in the house? But. Having said that, it seems like these guys....time for these guys. That's a lot, right? So you can spend as much as you want, and you can spend it vigorously. In short, time or something, for these goods, is it really that heavy?
As a complaining officer, Chen Wei seems to feel that he can't complain about something, these guys are full of slots all over their bodies, and they can complain all day and night, only Xiao Ai will not be assimilated by these bad guys, well, worthy of Xiao Ai!
It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, it seemed that Marisa was there to say hello: "Little love, it's very warm here!" Come along! ”
Then, our simple Xiao Ai classmates were very shamelessly abducted, and the number of this hateful fantasy village idler group is going to increase again?
Then there were Lingmeng and Zi, munching on a small snack there: "Hmm, Zi, the dim sum you brought, it's delicious~" Chen Wei looked at it, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth: "That's actually a small snack made by Liu, but it was actually a gap between this guy Zi." Purple, you damn fellow!! I actually dared to give a gap to the dim sum that Ryu made for me! You're killing yourself, there's wood and you're !! Why do you want to take a break from my snacks! That's the girl's brainchild! You two foodies, why don't you hurry up and leave some for me! ”
However, although he thought so in his heart, Chen Wei didn't dare to say it, because he promised Liu, to keep the secret of her existence, and now only Zi and himself know about it, so Chen Wei still couldn't help but complain, but seeing Zi's smiling face that succeeded while eating snacks was unpleasant!
Chen Wei began to skillfully assign: "Since there are optional investigation locations, then let's group them well, Xiao Ai, you are in charge of the shrine guards, well, those little guys will be handed over to you to take care of, it seems that ...... (9) It is also combative, and can help you a little or something. ”
"Ale? (9) Is it really okay? Teenager~ seems to be very unreliable. "Purple is very timely to give advice.
Chen Wei resisted the urge to paste your bear face, so he had to force it down and ignore Zi: "Since there is one in the target location that needs to be investigated, then the investigation team will be divided into groups, tomorrow, let's act separately, I will act together with Zida ~ Sage ~ people, Reimu and Marisa will investigate at night, the dark phantom, it seems that it will only haunt at night, and they will basically not act during the day, because they instinctively hate and fear the light, and believe in the means to deal with them, you all understand, so I won't say more." ”
"Raise your hand~ That, I have an opinion~~!! Cuixiang, you haven't assigned it yet, I feel like tomorrow is a little bit important~ Otherwise, Cuixiang will be in a group with you, right? A big~idle~ person shamelessly raised his hand.
"The rebuttal is invalid! Opinion dismissed! Cuixiang and Reimu are in a group, you still come out to investigate, the strange rituals in the cemetery, we will investigate, and the forest is Marisa's stronghold, so we will hand it over to Marisa and Reimu, as well as Cuixiang. As he spoke, Chen Wei glanced at the drunk Ibuki Suika who was still asleep, and couldn't help but feel nerve-wracked, these three guys, one is an alcoholic, one is very aggressive, and the other looks unmotivated...... Does it really work? Chen Wei couldn't help but start to doubt his verdict.
Purple had a resentful expression: "But I want to watch a new episode at home...... Why don't I let Blue and Orange Meow accompany you? I think they're going to do a good job. ”
"Huh! I want to sleep in the shrine for a day, but I have the disease that I will die if I don't sleep, ah! I'm going to die, I'm definitely going to die, so I'll sleep well tomorrow~" Reimu also echoed and stretched out her hand.
"You two, it's really enough~~ Give me a good job!! Job! Work,You two give me a little more serious.,One is a shrine maiden.,The other is a great sage of Gensokyo.,Don't you think you're going to be ashamed? Isn't there a little bit of shame? You two lazy people!! Which is more important, work or sleep? Chen Wei angrily slapped the table and accused.
"Sleep~"
"Sleep~"
Two voices in unison......
Well, it seems, the biggest enemy right now is not some Dark Phantom, but these two guys who have been hopelessly sick for five months. (To be continued......)
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