If you want to talk about our Li Jingmin Li Immortal Master, that is the Holy Master in the Heavenly Court of the World, and even the Jade Emperor's ascension ceremony is held by others.

In recent years, there has been a shortage of personnel in the Heavenly Court, so he had no choice but to send Li Jingmin to the lower realm to develop a few lower limits, that is, the legendary immortal reserves.

Reservists, do you understand? That is, you have to perform your duties unconditionally when you are needed, but the treatment is much different from that of a regular worker.

And you can't talk about the conditions yet, because the reserve has to be inspected by the organization, and then it can be considered whether to become a regular, that is to say, if you want to really become an immortal, you have to accept the wanton oppression of Lao Litou.

And half of the immortals in Heavenly Court were made by Lao Li Tou'er. You just say how much he embezzled, right?

The three holes of the cunning rabbit are indecent, and money laundering is the middle stream, like me, it is the upper class to digest the bribe immediately after getting it, and the money is only valuable when it is spent, the above is Lao Li's evaluation of himself......

And our Li Immortal Master has not cultivated a lot of other unique skills, such as dojo rituals, disaster elimination and luck change, feng shui planning, good luck prediction, name change, fake certificates, head shaving, tooth extraction, selling pirated plates, pills, etc., it can be said that he has learned a lot!

"Let go, you let go of this king!!"

King Yama yelled while lifting his trousers, and below him, Lao Li Tou'er dragged his trouser leg and pulled it down vigorously, shouting in his mouth: "Don't you want to die?" I'll fulfill you, throw this little mine into the crotch and you'll be in vain!" ”

"Not to mention that the wind will be cold in the future, it will reduce the burden on the body, and it will also break the desire of desire, which will be more conducive to cultivation, and you will follow me with one stone!"

"Don't thank me, be polite to me, I'll be in a hurry with you!!"

He Shangyu Liu Laoliu took a step back in unison, and just watched Lao Li Tou'er and King Yama tear it apart, but this old Li Tou'er is too lacking in virtue, right?

How can people say that they are also the kings of the underworld, and you are so eager to make others eunuchs? How will that person go out to meet people in the future? Uh, hell?

Although it is true that people say that you will kill me if there is a kind of arrogance, people may not be willing to be eunuchs!!

In the end, the king of Yama was finally defeated, and said in despair, "What do you want, say it!" ”

Lao Li Tou'er may be too devoted, or really want to see what a eunuch is like, Wen Yan looked up in confusion and said: "I don't want anything, I just want you to become a eunuch!" ”

King Yama: "..........."

Lifting his pants, he turned his head to look at Liu Laoliu: "What do you want?" ”

Liu Lao Liu rubbed his big gold teeth and smiled: "I just need money!! ”

Hearing this, King Yama breathed a sigh of relief, as the boss of the underworld, he has nothing, even money!

"Come on, give this uh, get the money!"

Liu Lao Liu added: "I don't want the dark coin!" ”

King Yama: "..........."

This is the underworld, and the money is naturally the currency of the underworld, otherwise can you still find the money in the world in the underworld? Aren't you embarrassed? Although he also has money in the yang world, it is not much, as for the use of spells? That's all, it's all fake. (except for some specific spells)

The ugly face of King Yama looked at He Shang with a white and kind face, hoping that this person would not come up with anything that he couldn't come up with!

He Shang smiled: "The poor monk doesn't want anything else, just a magic weapon." ”

Hearing this, King Yama breathed a sigh of relief, what is the magic weapon? There is really no shortage of underworld, after all, except for some special places in the world, the merit of the underworld is the most.

At the same time, it is also the richest place, and there are many magic weapons, and I sigh in my heart, I still have this good talker, I really didn't want to die, at least I can take it out!

At this moment, I only heard He Shang say again: "Oh yes, the poor monk only needs the acquired spirit treasure or above." After saying this, I felt that something was wrong.

It seems that no matter what kind of magic weapon his sentient beings jade sword is, he is not picky at all, and how many magic weapons can he have? It's definitely not too much.

Wouldn't that be a lot less energy to provide? Although there is not much energy in Lingbao, mosquitoes are also meat when they are small! So naturally you can't let it go!

And the king of Yama over there didn't care much when he heard that he wanted the acquired spirit treasure, it was just an acquired spirit treasure, it didn't matter at all! As long as you can let these people leave quickly, let alone one, even two will be recognized!

But! Wait for this king to report to heaven that you will receive it!

Here, King Yama was immersed in the beautiful picture of fantasy, and He Shang said to Liu Laoliu: "You look at him, the poor monk says a few words to Li Jingmin's benefactor!" ”

When Liu Lao Liu heard that Yu Lao Li had changed his seat, He Shang said to him: "How many things does the donor think is appropriate for the poor monk and the king of Yama?" ”

Lao Li was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "What do you want and how many things?" ”

He Shang swiped his hands on his chest: "How many things do you need to keep King Yama from holding a grudge?" Uh, no, isn't that excessive? ”

Lao Li Tou'er laughed: "Then we beat him too much?" ”

He Shangleng nodded, this must be too much! He is the king of the underworld, and if he is beaten, he must have lost face, not to mention face, but the inside is gone!

Lao Li Tou'er said again: "Then do you think he will sue Heaven after we leave?" ”

He Shang thought about it, the child still knows how to find his parents after being beaten, let alone the king of Yama, this is 100% certain!

Lao Li Tou'er smiled: "Then do you think we are still afraid of offending?" It's already like this anyway, so it doesn't matter!! ”

His words can be said to be the right target, He Shang suddenly felt that what he said was simply too right, yes, since he has already been offended, now it is a matter of offending completely and saving some face!

And he is not familiar with the king of Yama, so why save face for him? Besides, if you save face for him, will he not be able to report to Heavenly Court? This is obviously impossible.

In this case, it is better to offend them directly, anyway, they and others are not from this world, and they can't find it when they want to.

After thinking about it, He Shang said to Lao Li'er: "How much do you think the poor monk wants?" ”

Lao Li thought for a while and said: "We can't ask for it too ruthlessly, otherwise he will definitely not give it, even if we fight, it is useless, and we will suffer too much if we have less." ”

After speaking, he whispered to He Shang: "We are stuck in the middle, and we don't suffer, and he is willing to take out the amount!! ”

He Shangyi spread his hands: "How much is that?" ”

Old Li Touer: "I don't know!" ”

"Then estimate according to the underworld of your world!"

Old Li nodded and began to report to King Yama.

"Mortal soldiers: two thousand."

"Divine Soldier: Fifteen hundred."

"Ritual Vessels: 1,000 pieces."

"Treasures: five hundred."

"Spiritual weapons: 200 pieces."

"Acquired Spiritual Treasure: Fifty pieces."

"Innate Spirit Treasure: Ten pieces."

"Innate treasures: two."

"Treasure of Merit: One Piece."

After speaking, he added: "It would be better if there was a Chaos Arcana!! ”

King Yama: "............"

He Shang: "..........."

I, Nima, asked you to estimate according to the dungeon of your world, is your world so rich?