Chapter 503: Promotion to Immortals
They had been on it for almost half an hour, and the two of them hurried downstairs to see everyone coming in around the table to eat, and even Xiao Qi had already arrived.
Seeing that Xiao Qi was eating, and there was a mobile phone on the table browsing something, Mo Fan glanced over curiously, but he didn't expect some relevant learning materials about the Fu Master.
"Xiao Qi, you are really diligent enough!" Mo Fan sighed: "Master has gone to alchemy, you can still read books without anyone urging you." ”
"Who said that. The voice of gluttony rang out.
Mo Fan: "!!"
I don't know if it's Mo Fan, the people present, except for Xiao Qi and Mo Xiaotian, who is addicted to anime, were not frightened, they were basically shocked.
Where did that sound come from?
No, Mo Fan secretly complained to himself, the Heavenly Dao Yi of the aura world helped him open his dark eye, that is to say, he could see the existence of ghosts, but there was no master here!
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Qi sighed, pulled his beast up, and a colorful bracelet was worn on his wrist, and the light flashed, and everyone could see a virtual version of gluttony coming out of the bracelet.
Crowd: "!!"
"Master, how did you become a portable grandfather?!" Mo Fan said in surprise.
Gluttony: "......"
"What kind of stupid thing are you talking about!" gluttony said: "I'm just a wisp of soul now, and I was sent to supervise and guide Xiao Qi's study, and the main body is still alchemy, so it's inconvenient to meet people!"
Isn't this the old man who carries him around? Is there a difference? In short, Mo Fan can't see it.
Seeing the appearance of the master's split soul, Mo Fan had an idea and thought of a ghost idea.
In order to ensure that the plan could be implemented perfectly, Mo Fan first asked, "Master, you are just a spirit now, right?
"yes, what?" Gluttony nodded, not understanding what the other party was trying to do.
The corners of Mo Fan's mouth curled, and the chopsticks picked up a piece of pork ribs on the dining table, deliberately shook a few times in front of the master, and when the other party's eyes were straight, he directly stuffed the ribs into his mouth.
Gluttony: "......"
Mo Fan spit out the bones and commented: "The barbecue seasoning powder is very good, it tastes good, and the meat quality is also very good, if there is another bottle of cold bottle of wine, it will be even better!"
After that, he took out a bottle of cold beer by himself, just like in the movie, and with a thumbs-up, he directly lifted the cap.
Not only gluttony, everyone was speechless about Mo Fan's series of operations.
Gluttony covered his forehead and looked down to think, why did he accept this stupid boy as an apprentice in the first place? This IQ is worrying!
Mo Fan was preparing for the second round, but he saw that the master was unmoved, and he sent the ribs to his mouth again, and when he saw this opportunity, he quickly opened his mouth and sucked it violently, and there seemed to be a breath on the ribs that he sucked into his abdomen. ”
Mo Fan didn't notice this, because his attention was on the ribs, and when he put the ribs in his mouth, his teeth moved, and his face changed instantly, and he spit out the ribs with a snort.
"What's going on?" Mo Fan looked confused, why was the first time he ate the pork ribs so fragrant, but the second time he didn't taste at all, and in just a while, he changed from the barbecue ribs that had just come out of the pot to the cold swishing of the overnight dish, and the meat became firewood and hard, not delicious at all.
"Silly boy. Tao Tao stood beside Mo Fan and said with a wicked smile: "Don't you understand the story of 'the magic is one foot high, and the road is one foot high'?"
Mo Fan: "......"
He was still a little confused, how did the master do it?
"Brother!" Xiao Qi said helplessly: "Master has already used this trick on me at noon. ”
Mo Fan: "......"
In other words, Xiao Qi had already used such a seduction method to tease the master at noon, so that he could not see it and touch it?
"So what the hell is going on?" Mo Fan asked, and then stuffed another piece of pork ribs into his mouth, while looking at the master beside him.
This time, the gluttony didn't make any moves, so the ribs returned to a flavorful texture.
Xiao Qi sighed and said, "Brother, you should know that ghosts inhale ** qi, right? ”
Speaking of this, Mo Fan understood that when he ate pork ribs for the second time, the reason why he didn't taste at all was because the master sucked the air on the ribs away.
"Do you dare to show off?" Tao Tao clasped his hands on his chest and looked at Mo Fandao.
"Don't dare, don't dare. Mo Fan quickly shook his head and admitted his mistake.
Gluttony smiled: "It's useless to admit your mistakes, boy, let me tell you, as long as you touch the chopsticks for this meal, I will suck the qi away in advance, so that your mouth will have a light taste!"
Mo Fan: "!!"
Master, you are so ruthless?!
Mo Fan was startled at first, and then shrugged his shoulders with an indifferent look: "Master, according to my guess, the reason why your split soul is attached to the bracelet is not only convenient, but more importantly, it needs to be sustenance, right?"
Tao Tao didn't answer, and he couldn't see anything on his face, but he was really shocked in his heart, but he didn't expect that Mo Fan would find a solution?
Mo Fan smiled: "Master, since you have a sustenance body, you must have a range of activities?" Although I don't know how wide your range of activities is, you definitely can't enter my world, right?"
The glutton's face, which was originally expressionless, suddenly sighed and said, "Count you brat smart! I'll let you go this time." ”
Mo Fan grinned and hurriedly thanked him.
Xiao Qi looked at Mo Fan with a resentful face, so envious of his brother's world, in the final analysis, he still seems to be a god of flowers, and he can be regarded as a person with a god's mansion, why is the treatment so different?
The gluttonous soul got back into the bracelet, and Xiao Qi was still reading the information while eating.
"By the way, Xiao Qi, where are we going to catch ghosts tomorrow?" Mo Fan asked.
Xiao Qi raised his head and said, "Hong Kong!"
Hong Kong?
Mo Fan and Qian Yuxi glanced at each other.
Xiao Qi nodded, and then said: "There are a lot of ghosts in that place, and you should know that the most famous mahjong dead man orders takeout, right?"
"You mean to say that we went over there this time to solve this kind of thing?" Mo Fan asked with a little weakness, he is not afraid of dead people, and he is not afraid of ghosts, but this kind of thing that people are not ghosts and ghosts, he is really a little panicked.
"Pretty much. Xiao Qi shrugged his shoulders very calmly and said: "There is a white-collar worker in Hong Kong who has just moved home, and every night he hears a quarrel upstairs, so he found us." ”
(End of chapter)