Chapter 2: A Date with God

"Psychological pressure, you shouldn't not understand this word, right?" The wooden pen spread out his hand, "Your psychological pressure is very heavy now, it is simply a red alert level. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Under such pressure, you are likely to collapse. ”

"So serious?" Lin Yuedong was a little unconvinced, he didn't think there was anything wrong with him.

"Aren't you conscious? You never feel how tight your nerves are. Mu Bi said helplessly, "Although many of our couriers are like this, because they have to strain their nerves to survive because they have been carrying the burden of the whole world again and again, and the psychological burden is becoming bigger and bigger, and eventually they will even have a psychological breakdown, which is not a lot of precedents."

"However, your psychological pressure is accumulating too quickly! It's only been five missions, and your mental state is already terrible, like those veterans who have been on a dozen missions. With your current situation, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a hysterical seizure in the next second, really. ”

Lin Yuedong was silent. He didn't have to think about it to know that it was true, the pressure of his psychological accumulation during this time was not ordinary, and every mission was tense from beginning to end, and he hardly got any rest on earth. Especially during this period of time, all kinds of stressors are coming, whether it is the situation of the dark mang, or the decisive battle between gods and demons is at the end of the year, more and more things are pressing on his heart, and there is no window to vent.

In such a situation, it is natural that the mental state will become bad.

"You belong to the kind of person who thinks a lot, and the style of doing things also tends to plan and then act, the accumulation of psychological pressure of this kind of person is generally faster than others, after all, there are always things in the heart, but I haven't seen people like you before, and it's not as fast as you. There's something else going on in your mind, and these tasks are putting a lot of pressure on you and not being relieved. Of course, this is a private matter, and I can't control it, but you should also learn to relieve these pressures. ”

Mu Bi said with some puzzlement, "I don't know much about your situation on Earth, haven't you ever had a little bit of fun to relax yourself or something?" How did you spend your time on Earth? ”

Lin Yuedong replied: "Well, keep exercising, and by the way, track down some things related to my past, that's all." "Before, he would occasionally look at new episodes, but now he doesn't even have such time.

"Don't have any breaks? Don't want to relax or relax? Haven't been to a woman? ”

"No, I don't have time to rest. By the way, last time I tracked down the White Star Factory, what happened to the follow-up of that matter......"

"Stop!" Mu Bi made a gesture to stop, and said seriously, "It's not okay to soothe the tense nerves for a long time, even people who are beaten with iron will face metal fatigue, you can't go on like this, Lin Yuedong." I assure you with 3,000 years of experience that if you continue like this, you will have a psychological breakdown on your next mission! What you need most now is to empty your brain and take a good rest, instead of continuing to think about these issues. ”

"But I'm ...... now," Lin Yuedong really didn't know where he could find time to rest. He has a lot of things to deal with, whether it is the matter of Bai Xing, or the matter of Tianqi Factory, or the matter of Ice Godhead, as well as his own workout, his schedule has long been full. Now he's not running out of time, rest? Are you kidding!

"No, yes, I manage one hundred and thirty-four worlds, and I can go out fifteen days a year, you don't have that much to do now, you have to give me a rest. Sharpening the knife is not a mistake for the woodcutter, and only when you have a good rest can you burst out with more powerful power in the mission. Don't you even notice that this mindset is starting to take a toll on your mission? ”

Lin Yuedong was taken aback: "Really? ”

Mu Bi hit the nail on the head and said: "You have now begun to unconsciously pay attention to speed when making plans, always hoping to solve all problems at once, and pin all hopes on the last blow...... You profess that you don't like gambling, but now you gamble more than anyone else, and all the plans you have laid out are walking a tightrope. If it weren't for this problem, how could you have fallen into a situation where there is no way back and you can only rely on miracles twice, three times? ”

Cold sweat broke out on Lin Yuedong's forehead. He recalled it for a moment, and realized that what the wooden pen said was right. Although there was no time limit for several missions, he did not stay in any world for more than half a month at a time, which in itself is already very telling: he is too anxious and always wants to solve everything as soon as possible.

Could it be that I am finally approaching my limit?

Mu Bi said: "In this way, you listen to me, take a day tomorrow, empty your head, and go out to have a good time...... By the way, do you have a girlfriend? ”

Lin Yuedong subconsciously replied: "No, what's wrong?" ”

"I'm still a single dog, no wonder the pressure builds up so quickly. So Kyoko...... Kyoko can't, she has a limited time to exist. Well, it seems that only Miss Ben is out of the way. The wooden pen slapped the table and said unquestionably, "Tomorrow, let's go on a date!" ”

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The next day, Lin Yuedong wore casual clothes and stood in front of a coffee shop in Wanda Plaza in Gaodu City and waited.

Yesterday, Mu Bi suddenly said that he wanted to date him, and he was completely confused, but Mu Bi didn't wait for him to react, and directly set the time and place.

After all, Mu Bi is not only his boss, but also a genuine fairy, so even if he wants to refuse, he has no choice but to obediently follow the good.

Obviously, now I should be as far away from the wooden pen as possible, so that I don't have any intersection so that I won't be seen as flawed, but this kind of thing happened, I really don't know what will happen......

He was a little worried.

After a while, the figure of the wooden pen appeared in his field of vision. Her height of more than 1.9 meters stands out in the crowd, and her good looks make people on both sides of the street can't help but pay attention to her.

"I'm late, sorry, I took care of something when I went out." The pen walked up to him and apologized in a very insincere voice.

"It's nothing, after all, you're a big man with a lot of opportunities. Where are we going today? Lin Yuedong asked.

"Hey, you should have something else to say before you ask where you're going today, right?" The wooden pen said, deliberately turning in front of him.

"Something else? …… Uh, you're so beautiful today? Lin Yuedong said with some uncertainty. Mu Pen can see that he is indeed deliberately dressed up today, especially the clothes on his body, a snow-white off-the-shoulder suspender dress, plus a big pink brimmed hat on his head, and sky blue travel shoes under his feet, pure and girlish, it is no problem to say that it is a high school student.

-- Even though he is more than 3,000 years old, even though he is more than 3,000 years old, he has said important things twice.

"You're out with a question, you idiot. Now you should praise me with sincerity as being as beautiful as a fairy, though I am a fairy, and then fall on your knees and swear allegiance to me all the days of your life, and lick my shoes with respect......"

"It's too demanding!"

"Cut, don't you want to? Then I will give you the right to kiss the ring on my hand, and you should thank you from the bottom of your heart. ”

"Are you His Majesty the Pope? Am I going to be dragged into some strange religion? Isn't it a bit wrong to say that the gods themselves came out to preach! ”

"Isn't it good, the real Son of God is alive."

"You are not the Son of God, you are God! And are you going to be crucified? If there is a day, please let me take a tour, and it would be nice to be able to operate the Spear of Longinus yourself! ”

Facing Lin Yuedong's fierce complaints, Mu Bi laughed: "Not bad, yes, that's the reaction, the spell is working normally." ”

Lin Yuedong was stunned when he heard this, and then realized that his performance was a little different from the past: "Spells? What have you done to me? ”

"I cast a small spell on you to adjust your body functions a little. To put it simply, I partially shield the function of your prefrontal lobe, increasing the secretion of Gamma-Aminobutyric Acid (GABA, γ-aminobutyric acid) and serotonin (serotonin) in your body. ”

Lin Yuedong had an ominous premonition: "What is that used for?" ”

"The amygdala in your brain is responsible for producing emotions, and the prefrontal lobe suppresses some harmful emotions and doesn't express them all. The effect of γ-aminobutyric acid and serotonin is to inhibit the function of the cerebral cortex, weaken the ability to logic, and suppress complex high-level tasks. To put it simply, it partially removes your rationality and makes you more emotional. This change is the same as the mechanism of your bedtime change, which will make you feel more relaxed, and we have dealt with many couriers who are too psychologically stressed, and the effect is remarkable. ”

“…… Can it still be done like this? ”

"Of course, because it's God."

Also, because he is a god, it is normal that he can do anything in any way. Whether it is fine-tuning a person's endocrine or controlling their nervous system, even Lin Yuedong has no doubt that she is serious, and she can completely control herself by direct mind control.

But now he has a lot of things in his heart that need to be suppressed by reason! He had a secret in his heart to keep the wooden pen secret, but she unknowingly suppressed his reason to a low point with a spell. What if I say something on impulse?

Damn, I was already uneasy because I was going to stay together for a long time, but now that I have encountered this kind of thing, my heart has become even more uneasy......

"It's okay, I'll give you a lift when the date is over. It's just this day, I hope you can put down your reason and enjoy the fun of resting. The wooden pen said and took Lin Yuedong's left arm, "Let's go, this is a rare date with my wooden pen fairy, you have to devote yourself to it so that it is not a waste." ”

"That's right." Lin Yuedong thought to himself that this was a date with a real fairy, and it was about the same treatment as Dong Yong Cowherd and King Chuxiang, if he was any other man on earth, even a ninety-year-old man would be active like a twenty-year-old stick boy, but it was a pity that he alone could not really devote himself wholeheartedly no matter what, "Okay, where are we going today, what are we doing?" ”

"What we're going to do today is very simple, rob the marriage!"