Chapter Forty-Eight: The Rogue and the Watermelon
"I'll tell you that I hate it when people do anything with me," Ren Ning, who looked at Imajuku who pounced on him with his teeth and claws, solemnly declared.
"You're really here, aren't you? Damn, why are you touching my breasts, sister? ”
"Damn, stinky rascal, you're not done, are you? I'm going to hit someone! Don't force me to hit a woman! ”
"Hey! Ah......h
"Well, thank you for your hospitality! Ha ha! It hurts! ”
"Guna Stinky Scoundrel!" Ren Ning pinched Imajuku's little ears and finally pushed her aside, "Ugly woman, are you crazy?" ”
"What, stingy, can you die by touching your chest?" Yuko Imasuku looked unsatisfied, "What's the matter, you men can worry about the girl's long legs all day long, can't we touch your big breasts?" ”
"Damn, are you still reasonable?" Ren Ning clenched his fists with a crackling sound, "When did I think about your Oupai and long legs?" ”
"Cut! Do you know the suffering of our girls? Yuko Imasuku stared at her eyes dripping and round, "Are there more girls with big European pies and long legs, or are there more boys with tall legs and long chest muscles?" ”
"Walter??" Ren Ning had a black question mark on his face.
"Think about it in your own conscience, how many boys around you have your stature? And how many girls have long legs? Yuko Imasu poked her finger at Ren Ning's chest, "Do you really think girls are bad at this?" When you take swimming lessons in the future, you show your big chest muscles and eight-pack abs, and ensure that those little girls are better than me! ”
"Nani??" Ren Ning's face turned green after hearing this.
"No, it's none of my business for girls to take swimming lessons? Am I a male teacher, okay? Ren Ning reacted.
"We'll see when the time comes!"
No, Ren Ning pinched his chin and thought about it, not to mention that I didn't care about it, when I was with my ex-girlfriend before, she especially liked to touch the muscles on my arm, and said that it was really comfortable to touch......
Ren Ning's face became even more ugly.
"What do you see? Go wash the dishes! Ren Ning looked up and saw that Imasuku was still staring at him cheaply, and suddenly felt angry and said.
"Hi~" Imajuku agreed with a long voice, honestly cleaned up the table, and then put the dishes and chopsticks in the sink and washed them.
Then in the morning, Ren Ning's face was very ugly, the first and second grades were nothing, a group of heartless guys, the third grade was frightened, Teacher Ren Ning had a stinky face, what's wrong......
When it was time for lunch, Ren Ning also noticed that his mood was a little bad, he sighed, adjusted his mood, and ate with everyone in the activity room on the first floor.
Ren Ning had always had lunch in the office before, but today was the first time to eat in the activity room, and many students came over to chat with him.
Some are promoting their own clubs, some are asking about some things in the Celestial Empire, and some are talking about Ren Ning's own affairs, such as whether he has a girlfriend or something.
"Teacher, do you have some skills in life? For example, cooking, making desserts, sewing clothes, etc.! A girl asked with a smile.
"Yes!" Ren Ning nodded.
"Huh?!" The students gathered around were taken aback.
"Isn't that a basic skill that a person should master?" Ren Ning said indifferently, "What is your reaction, I will still knit a scarf." ”
All:......
Astonishing facts!
"Everyone is a rural child, don't know a few skills, are you embarrassed to come out to meet people?" Ren Ning glanced at it and said with a smile.
"Teacher!" A student suddenly raised his hand.
"What's wrong?" Ren Ning looked at the student with a serious expression a little strangely.
"We want to have a family life lesson!" He said loudly.
"What's that?" Ren Ning was confused.
"Huh?" The students were also dumbfounded, "Teacher, you don't even know about family life classes?" ”
"Ahem" Ren Ning coughed a few times, "This kind of thing mainly depends on personal wishes, everyone is not a child, you can't rely on the teacher for everything, you have to learn to be independent, isn't it?" ”
Teacher, what you said is so reasonable, we can't refute it, and the students burst into tears.
The lunch break was quickly over, and the students returned to their classrooms, while Ren Ning looked up in the office what the hell was going on in the family life class.
"emmm, isn't this the kind of class in the anime I used to watch where everyone learned to cook or make cookies together?"
Ren Ning immediately understood, "But what's the point of this kind of class, the things made after working for half a day are still unpalatable, and you have to pretend that the damn is too delicious, and I will cook with everyone next time." ”
"It's better to sit down and eat watermelon together."
"Watermelon? What watermelon? As soon as Imjuku came in, he heard Ren Ning talking about watermelon.
"You know Chinese, right?" Ren Ning is angry when he sees Yuko Imasuku now.
"Hee-hee!" Yuko Imasuku dragged a chair and sat next to Ren Ning: "You haven't said anything about watermelon yet!" ”
Ren Ning: ......
"It's nothing, it's the kind when I was in school, before the summer vacation, we used to eat watermelon together and let go of our belly."
"Huh? Is it so powerful? The kind that you can eat as much as you want? "Imasuko Yuko was shocked.
"That's for sure, I don't want a few dollars, of course I can eat it casually" Ren Ning rolled his eyes, "Oh, yes, your watermelon is very expensive, I forgot, sorry, sorry." ”
"It's too much! It's so cunning! I want to eat watermelon too! Yuko Imasuku said very sadly.
"Hehe, you eat slowly, I'm going to give the students a physical education lesson." Ren Ning looked at the time, picked up his tracksuit and left the office, leaving Yuko Imayaku alone to drool.
"I'm going to do a physical test for everyone today, so it's going to be hard, so everyone has to be mentally prepared." Ren Ning and several teachers asked for the standard course of physical education class, and then found that there were quite a lot of requirements above, and there was actually a 3000-meter test, which would scare a bunch of lazy people into crying if they could scare a bunch of lazy people in China.
"Yes!" One by one, they are quite angry.
Of course, after all, it was a school that had not attended a decent physical education class for several years, and it was impossible for Ren Ning to come up and let the students run 3,000 meters, in case something happened, it would be troublesome.
The girls run 1500 meters, and the boys are slightly longer 2000, as children in the mountains, Ren Ning feels that this distance should not be difficult for them.
Well, it should.
"Chisa, are you a little bit of a faceless teacher?"
Looking at Chisa Matsukawa, who had already entered a state of squirming after running for only 500 meters, Ren Ning said helplessly.
"Huh...... Teacher...... Uh, I don't usually exercise much......" Chisa said as she stopped panting.
"Okay, it's not reluctant to run for the first time, let's go to the side and rest first, pay attention to replenishing water" Ren Ning pinned his head over.
Oh mom, Xiao Yue is too perverted, this sports uniform is too thin, and the sweat will show off when he has a dozen bras, is it because he never goes to physical education class, and the old man Matsukawa bought the goods to fool everyone?
As for the fact that girls wear gymnastics uniforms in physical education class, this kind of thing does not exist at all, don't be misled by garbage animations, the kind of gymnastics uniforms called Bruma that look similar to ** have been abolished in the 90s of the last century, and now girls' sportswear are very sound, short and hot pants are about the same, and the long ones will expose the knees.
After Ren Ning settled Matsukawa Chisa and began to catch up with the other students who were lagging behind, after all, the slower the run, the higher the chance of getting out of trouble.
Fortunately, except for a certain eldest lady, the other children have good physical strength, after all, they are all the masters of the mountains and fields.
After running, Ren Ning took the students to do exercises to relax their muscles to prevent them from suddenly exercising too much and causing muscle soreness.