Chapter 66: Playing with the Goddess

Chapter 66: Playing with the Goddess

"Several, if you really encounter something unclean, I suggest you come with me, the old man happens to have mastered the magic of exorcism!"

The old woman saw that the four of them were silent, and immediately rejoiced. If it was an ordinary person, he would have walked away impatiently or reprimanded her. Instead of doing so, the four of them had a look of disbelief, which of course made her realize that it was definitely profitable.

After she finished speaking, she didn't pay attention to the reaction of the four people who left the wind, turned around and left, leaving a mysterious back. She knew that once she pressed hard, it was very likely to drive people away, so she deliberately created this mysterious atmosphere.

The four of them looked at each other, and finally followed from behind the old woman with Lifeng's consent. They are not in a hurry now, whether the goddess is true or not, there is no harm in them taking this trip.

Watching the old woman walking in front of her, she suddenly smiled when she left the wind. He remembered an incident when he was a child: an old woman pretending to be a goddess found his home, and saw that the person who opened the door turned out to be Lifeng when she was a teenager, and explained unconfidently at the moment, "I'll show you and see if you can go to college." But at that time, Lifeng didn't care about this kind of thing at all, and raised his hand to blast her out.

And now that he is following the same old woman, it is inevitable that he feels a little impermanent

In China, the word "belief in God" often appears in the mouths of superstitious people. Whenever a relative is seriously ill and needs major surgery, such people will go to the goddess to pray for peace. As for the outcome, it does not affect their doubts about the word "faith in God" in the slightest.

In addition, when the high fever of children does not go away, some people will also find the goddess and ask for "soul collection". Because it is rumored that the lack of three souls and seven spirits in the human body will lead to disease, so there is a saying of "collecting souls" at the goddess.

The process of "collecting the soul" is very simple, just caressed by the goddess. Touching the top of the child's head, and there is a wordless nag, that's all! Strange to say, children who have not been able to reduce their fever by medical means before often have their fever reduced in this way

Later, some anti-feudal people said that this was a kind of psychological therapy, and to put it bluntly, it was to give children psychological comfort. However, psychological comfort alone can cure diseases, which is also difficult for many people to agree with

"Brother Feng, is this goddess real or fake?" During the walk, Yuan Li asked quietly.

Lifeng spread his hands: "How do I know, if you want to know whether it's true or not, you can just try it." ”

After speaking, he glanced at Ah Lian.

Ah Lian naturally knew what Lifeng was thinking, so under her manipulation, a vine quickly grew next to the land in front of the goddess, like a snake, scurrying in front of the goddess and climbing the surrounding wall.

If it is a real goddess, she will naturally know that there are "masters" in the vicinity, and she will not even have any fear of it.

However, the old woman suddenly panicked to the extreme, and quickly hid behind Lifeng without speaking, and said in her mouth: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun will soon appear Spirit." Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, demons and monsters retreat! Heavenly spirit, earth spirit"

Her action made the four of them speechless. To be a goddess, even if it's fake, at least you have to be presentable, right? What's too much? What's the hell about demons and monsters? In addition to the heavenly spirit and the earth spirit, can there be some novelty?

"Goddess, what's wrong with you?" Yuan Liqiang held back a smile and asked rhetorically.

The goddess didn't hear the mockery in Yuan Li's mouth at all, and said seriously: "It's okay, I've already recited the incantation just now, and in this area, an unclean thing has just flashed!" ”

"Poof" Lifeng and the three of them couldn't hold back, but Ah Lian couldn't hold back when she heard this, and squirted out. Why isn't it clean? My ability is born of all things, no matter how you look at it, it can't be related to yin things, right?

This action seemed to make the goddess a little unhappy, but she had a gloomy face and warned: "Girl, I advise you to be respectful, the consequences of disrespecting the yin spirit are terrible!" ”

"Okay, okay, I know" Ah Lian was helpless, and raised her hands to make a surrender gesture. The other three people were also sneering in their hearts, where did she disrespect the Yin Spirit, she didn't respect you at all

After this incident, the four of them naturally learned the authenticity of this goddess, but the four of them did not have any intention of leaving.

Thinking of this, Lifeng smiled.

The alleys are narrow and long, and the doors inside the alleys are simple and rough, as if this is the residence of people from the middle and lower reaches of the city. Where there is light, there is darkness, even the most prosperous places are poor, and the four of them are not surprised by this.

The place where the goddess lives is at the end of the alley. The gate is a vermilion wooden door, and there is even a picture scroll of the door god. In the lower right corner of the gate is a furnace with incense burning inside.

"This is the place where the exorcism magic is performed, please come in, everyone!" After some courtesy, the goddess introduced the four people from Lifeng into the house.

There are dozens of square meters of courtyard in the door, and the overall image is very similar to the Chinese countryside.

The goddess led the four of them through two rows of houses in succession and walked into a small black house.

There is a red candle burning on the innermost side of the small black room, and in the center of it is a ceramic sculpture of Taishang Laojun, as well as a stove, incense, and futon.

The goddess sat on the futon, stretched out her hand and took out ten coins from the front of the sculpture, scattered them on the ground, and then said: "The yin thing you have encountered is very powerful, and with my current ability, I can't get rid of four people at once, you can discuss, who will come first?" ”

The four of them took a look at each other, and it was quite formal! Finally, Yuan Li took a step forward: "I'll come first." ”

"Okay, there are ten copper coins in front of me, what you need to do is turn your back to the past, crouch down and grab the copper coins. Be careful, though, that you can only grab it once, and your hand can move around the ground, but not too wide. The number of copper coins is naturally the better. Let's not talk about the superfluous, let's get started. ”

After the goddess finished speaking, although Yuan Li felt nonsensical, he still did it. Under the gaze of everyone, Yuan Li slowly squatted down, slapped his big hand back, and did not move, and stood up directly with a grab. He turned around and stretched out his hand, and there was only a copper coin in his palm!

This scene, not to mention that the goddess was dumbfounded, even the three of them felt a little funny.

The procedure just now can be said to be very simple, if you are an ordinary person who remembers the location of ten copper coins in advance, you can grab six coins at the worst. What's more, it's Yuan Li, his hand itself is bigger than others, plus he has seen the position of the copper coin in advance, it is a pediatric thing to be able to grab ten copper coins, but this product turned out to be just grabbing one!

Hearted! This is the judgment given by Lifeng, this is simply to get tired of this goddess

The goddess was also awkward in her heart, not to mention that Yuan Li's hand was so big, even if it was a child, it was not impossible to grab ten copper coins. Besides, under the fierce and aggressive people, they will definitely catch more, but this guy in front of him

"Forget it, a copper coin symbolizes single-mindedness, single-mindedness to exorcise ghosts, and the effect will not be bad." Her profession dictates that she can't be annoying to her guests, not to mention that she is exorcism, where can she say bad things?

Then, she picked up a wicker stick from the back, dipped it in the bowl of water beside her, and sowed it to Yuan Li, while chanting some words: "The ancestor is too shang, the world is long, the ghosts travel, the descendants are Yanhuang, borrow the power of the ancestors, exorcise ghosts and demons!" A little divine water, the yin retreats. Two points of divine water"

She muttered quickly, but it was only about a minute before she finished speaking, and during this time, Yuan Li was wet all over her body

After the goddess finished speaking, she took out a biscuit from the statue and handed it to Yuan Li, looking nervous: "You take this biscuit, walk all the way out of the gate and take ten steps to the left, then eat the biscuit, and scold three times on the spot, 'Get out!' Then come back here and give me the coins. Don't look back until you've eaten the cookies! ”

Yuan Li was a little stunned, he took the biscuit, and he was still struggling in his heart. Do you want to do what she says? If he did, he felt unwilling to listen to the words of a liar goddess like this. If you don't listen, then how can you play?

However, after thinking about it, he made a decision and followed the procedure.

However, as soon as he turned around, the old woman actually walked behind him and beat him with a wicker: "The yin thing retreats, leave."

This may also be a part of the program, but Yuan Li didn't know it, and almost subconsciously pulled out his arm, and the old woman was directly swept away by him before she finished speaking

(I don't know book friends, how many people have had this soul-collecting experience?) As I admit it, I experienced it many times as a child! I originally thought it was a rebound in popularity, but today I found out that the book was in a small push, but I didn't know it all along...... It's still two shifts today! )