Chapter 219: Fate
"Poof!" Blood splattered, and the big nose that fell to the ground flew off the ground uncontrollably, and the weight of 120 pounds was like a chick shooting out in the air, until it hit the opposite wall before it could not be able to fall.
After landing on the ground, I looked at it again, and the big nose was already blurred with flesh and blood, and I didn't know whether I was alive or dead.
"You!" Seeing that his companion was violently beaten into that appearance, the burly man ran to Luo Zhehang quickly with anger, lifted Luo Zhehang's collar, pressed it against Luo Zhehang's cheek, and roared angrily: "Didn't you hear Lao Tzu telling you to stop?" ”
Pretending to pierce his ears, Luo Zhehang frowned, put his hands to his ears, and whispered innocently: "Big brother, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I am a doctor." ”
As soon as these words came out, Wang Xiaoshi suddenly felt that his head was a little too much to turn.
(When did the big brother become a doctor again?) )
"You also heard your friend's request just now, which is called "imaginary and masochistic" in our medical terms, and in layman's terms, it is neurosis. But don't worry, big brother, he was lucky to meet me, I know that the best way to treat this kind of patient is to go with the flow, as the so-called root can solve the disease, one is all the way. Now he asks me to beat him, then I have to beat him up, beat him comfortably, get through, and get better. Quick, big brother, let go of me, now is the most important step to save the yellow, let me go over and continue to beat him. ”
"Are you an idiot when you Lao Tzu? MD Lao Tzu didn't dial your skin today, Lao Tzu wrote the name upside down. ”
"Alas!" Luo Zhehang sighed lightly, spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Big brother, this is your fault, I was kind enough to save your friend, but you want to beat me instead, what do you mean?" Didn't your mother teach you to be kind to others? In addition, do you know that you like to be angry like you, and it is also a pathology to take your anger out on others? Okay, put your hands down, and since I'm lucky enough to meet you two, I'll help you heal for free. ”
"I'm QNMD!"
"Smack!" With a slap in his hand, the burly man slapped Luo Zhehang's right cheek, and the crisp sound echoed in the silent alleyway.
"Stinky boy! Playing with Lao Tzu, you TM looking for death! ”
Rubbing his reddened cheeks, Luo Zhehang smiled helplessly: "The doctor is benevolent, this brother seems that you are terminally ill and incurable." ”
"You Y still talk nonsense with Lao Tzu! Look at Lao Tzu not to beat your dog's mouth! ”
As concocted, his right palm swung out again, but this time the burly man's palm was controlled in the air by the force as soon as it reached halfway.
"Do not do unto others as you would have them do unto you, for the root of your illness comes from your brain, so ...... The disease has to be cured with fierce medicine! ”
After that, Luo Zhehang grabbed the burly man's hair as fast as lightning, dragged him to the French plane tree on the side of the road in three or two steps, grabbed the burly man's head and slammed it against the trunk several times, "clang" again and again, the branches and leaves were like children celebrating the celebration, "flowers and branches", "dancing around".
Letting go of his hand, the burly man fell down, his forehead was high and swollen like a pig's head, his eyes and nose were no longer distinguishable from the upper and lower faces, and a piece of blue-gray dead bark hung in the middle of the burly man's face.
The big nose that had just come back to his senses happened to witness the burly man being hit, this is the young man from Vino? This is the devil of hell!
The burly man was quite a bit of a foundation, and when he was hit like this, he still shook his body and stood up, but the two thick calves behind him were like wild grass swaying in the wind, trembling non-stop.
Right now, there are only two words in his heart: fear!
Yes! Fear, fear that goes deep into the bone marrow!
A young man with a sven face and a weak appearance, wearing a faded T-shirt of no more than 20 yuan a piece, such a person, no matter how you look at it, should be a little person at the bottom, but this product is so spicy.
Such a huge contrast made the big nose and the burly man completely lose the idea of resisting.
To a certain extent, Luo Zhehang did rely on his superb "medical skills" to rectify the big nose and the "stubborn disease" of the burly man.
"How? Are you feeling better? Taking out a cigarette, Luo Zhehang lit it and took a puff.
"Well, much better! Big...... Brother, oh no, it's a doctor. Thanks to the doctor's wonderful hand rejuvenation, I, I feel much better now. ”
"Well," nodded: "It is our duty as doctors to cure diseases and save people, since your condition has improved, what to do next, you shouldn't need me to teach you." ”
He was slightly stunned, but then the burly man understood and said with a flattering smile: "What's the matter, big brother, oh no, doctor, you even command, cigarettes, women, banknotes?" ”
"Alas," Luo Zhehang's face was full of incorrigible heartache, but his raised right hand gently touched the softshell Zhonghua in the pocket of the burly man's shirt and put it into his bag: "Brand-name cigarettes are harmful to health, and young people should smoke less of this kind of chronic suicide." ”
After that, he continued to reach out and dig out the burly man's wallet, took out all the thousand-yuan bills inside, and stuffed them into his pocket: "Banknotes? You and I are what I am, I am a doctor, and it is my responsibility and obligation to cause diseases and save people. Talking about money is insulting to me. ”
"Speaking of women......" frowned slightly, Luo Zhehang changed his kindness, he moved his eyes to look at the couple man and woman in the middle of the street: "There is a knife on the head of the color word, in fact, I usually sterilize cats and dogs, I don't think it ......"
Seeing that the man moved his eyes to his "brother", the burly man's tears were about to fall: "Don't! Eldest brother! Doctor! We know it's wrong, so if you have a lot of them, bypass us this time, and we promise not to do this in the future. ”
"Well, if you know your mistakes, you can change them. But if the root cause of evil is not removed, it is difficult to guarantee that things like this will not happen again. ”
"The root of sin?" The burly man was a little confused, and asked with a bitter face, "Doctor, what do you mean?" ”
"You practice karate?"
"Yes...... Yes. As if realizing that something was wrong, the burly man should be slightly timid.
"Which gym?"
"Nambu Karate."
"No wonder! No wonder! That's where sin comes in. You said that we are dignified and Chinese, and our martial arts are broad and profound, what are you not good at learning, you have to learn that thing. Alas, for the sake of your physical and mental health, I would advise you to go to that place less in the future. By the way, where is the Shangbu Karate Gym located? ”
"It's not far from here, turn right out of the alley and walk 500 meters west along the sidewalk. That, what, big ...... Doctor, why are you asking this? ”
Standing up, Luo Zhehang raised his eyebrows and looked at the sky, and then spewed out a smoke ring with an extremely stinky fart, and said seriously: "Save the lost lambs, promote the culture of national arts, and kick the hall!" ”
(End of chapter)