Chapter Thirty-Six: A Bloody Case Caused by a Fart

"Shhhh Don't make a sound! ”

A row of six people crouched under the window, nervously watching a zombie in the far corner, strolling quietly.

Yi Tian waved his hand, and the six of them squatted against the wall, their backs to the zombies and slowly moved.

"Porphyry~Porphyry"

A melodious fart sound came from the end of the line.

"I'm sorry, maybe I slept on the sofa yesterday and caught a cold at night..."Ma Jinming said embarrassed and annoyed while holding his buttocks with one hand.

The sound of indigestion broke the silence of the factory, but it was like a deathknell for the six people moving slowly under the wall.

Then came the roar of a zombie.

When Yi Tian heard the sound, he knew that things were not good.

Looking back, the zombies who were still leisurely just now had obviously spotted them, and roared and walked towards this side. The roar was like a loud rallying cry, and in the blink of an eye, several zombies also appeared around the corner, roaring without hesitation.

"Quick, quick, get over the wall!"

Seeing that there was no hope of sneaking away, Yi Tian simply got up and shouted loudly.

As he spoke, he picked up An Yingying with both hands and lifted it upward, An Yingying grabbed the wall, and jumped to the wall of the factory with a kick.

At the same time, Wang Rensong quickly climbed the wall, squatted down and stretched out his hand to pull Meng Meng below, Meng Meng was carrying a mountaineering bag, which still did not affect her speed of climbing the wall.

It took Yi Tian a lot of effort to push Zhao Fenfang against the wall, and the lace-edged small N pants under the skirt kept dangling on his head.

But he didn't have the heart to take a second look, the zombies over there were getting closer and closer, and there was still a steady stream of zombies around the corner.

Yesterday, the large-scale zombies in the cafeteria were blocked outside the wooden door by them, obviously not going far, and as soon as the roar sounded, they all gathered in search of sounds.

All gray and blue overalls, except for the chaotic formation, are simply a morale-boosting death squad, screaming and rushing to the battlefield.

Yi Tian looked up and watched, the zombie brigade was already close at hand, and the terrible and terrifying howl was deafening, and the ground under his feet seemed to tremble.

Look at Ma Jinming next to him, his legs are constantly swinging, trembling and wanting to go up the wall, but he can't get up.

He had been hiding in the basement, where had he ever seen such a battle, and a few cleaner zombies in the general manager's office at that time scared him away, not to mention the current horde of corpses.

Ma Jinming, who had already been frightened by zombies, couldn't jump up at all, let alone touch the top of the wall.

Yi Tian saw him like this, and he didn't have time to care about him anymore, so he jumped up, supported the wall with both hands, and straddled the wall.

The others had already crossed the fence and stood opposite him.

"Help... Help me... Save... Save... I..."

Ma Jinming below looked at himself alone, and the zombie in front was only a few steps away from him, looking at Yi Tian on the wall with a frightened face and pleading.

Yi Tianzheng wanted to turn over and jump down to join everyone, and look at Ma Jinming below, but he couldn't bear it.

After a little hesitation, his compassion was overflowing, and he leaned over the wall and stretched out his hand to Ma Jinming.

"Sooner or later, I'll let you die!" muttered a sentence in his mouth, but pulled Ma Jinming up in his hand.

Ma Jinming's upper body had just landed on the wall, and his right foot was grabbed by the zombie who arrived first.

Suddenly frightened, he screamed in his mouth, kicked and trembled wildly, as if he had been hit by high-voltage electricity, and only after a few shakes off his leather shoes did he get rid of the zombie's big hand.

Just as he was about to jump up the wall, his pants were grabbed by zombies again!

"Your sister! Untie your belt! Yi Tian grabbed his arm with both hands, he was about to go crazy, it was really a useless embroidered pillow!

"Click!" With the sound of a belt buckle, Ma Jinming's black trousers slipped off in an instant, and Yi Tian used his strength in his hands to throw him directly to the other side of the wall like a golden cicada shedding its shell.

Looking at the zombies below who were holding Ma Jinming's pants and falling into a ball, Yi Tian also turned over and jumped off the wall.

Ma Jinming was wearing only a pair of gray boxer N pants, lying on his side on the ground and curled up into a prawn, his whole body was still shaking violently, and his face was as white as paper.

Yi Tian jumped off the wall, walked up and kicked him, and scolded loudly: "Your grandma is in a circle!" We almost killed one of your asses! ”

Ma Jinming on the ground was violently kicked by Yi Tian, and suddenly a fishy smell of urine came, and his N pants were wet!

This thing actually pees!

Yi Tian couldn't cry or laugh, he couldn't describe his mood at this time in words, and waved his hand to signal everyone to leave.

Even Zhao Fenfang, who was standing on the side, looked at Ma Jinming on the ground and stomped his feet with hatred, saying that he was really blind at the beginning, how could he fall in love with such a soft egg!

Before he could lift his feet, Ma Jinming turned over and hugged Yi Tian's thigh, crying and saying, "Take me... Take me, please, I don't want to die, please! ”

Before Yi Tian could speak, Meng Meng couldn't stand it anymore, kicked him to the ground, and scolded him: "You are still crying!" Are you still not a man? ”

"This goods, with him, will drag us all to death sooner or later!" Wang Rensong handed Yi Tian a cigarette and said with a cold snort.

An Yingying took out a delicate kerosene lighter from her pocket and handed it to Yi Tian, Yi Tian glanced at An Yingying with some flattery, lowered his head and lit the cigarette.

At this time, Chairman Zhao Fenfang walked to Yi Tian's side, looked at him with a smile and said: "Yi Xiang, you adults have a lot, Jin Ming is very clever, I guarantee that there will be no next time, let's take him with us, otherwise he will definitely not be able to live if he is left alone." ”

Her boss still maintains a high-minded posture, and even asks for someone to be so tactful, maybe it is very rare for her to be able to talk to him with a smile.

"Did I say I was going to take you?" Yi Tian spit out a puff of cigarette and looked at Zhao Fenfang calmly, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he deliberately said the word "you" more heavily.

Zhao Fenfang trembled, almost didn't stand on the ground, and looked at Yi Tian and Wang Rensong with a face full of disbelief and horror.

Wang Rensong was holding a cigarette and looking at her with a smile.

"You two, you can't lift your hands or carry them on your shoulders, what else can you do except summon zombies?" Yi Tian looked up and down around Zhao Fenfang as he spoke, walked slowly in front of her, looked at her, and said, "Bringing you will not only drag us down, but even kill us!" How could we risk our lives to take you with us? Are you right? Your Excellency! ”

I never thought that one day I would be able to stand in front of the chairman and speak arrogantly, looking at his boss's red and white face, Yi Tian had to admit that there was a little bit in his heart - cool!

"Ask for more blessings for yourselves, I hope you don't meet the appetite of zombies!" Wang Rensong added.

They fought all the way to the four people who survived here, and they have a deep understanding of these words, not intentionally making things difficult, but the reality is like this.

But these words were undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for Zhao Fenfang, she sat on the ground dejectedly, pointed to Ma Jinming on the ground and said, "But you just saved me and saved him." ”

"Save you because we can't bear to see you die before us! Saving you doesn't mean I have to take you with me! Yi Tian was a little annoyed, "Do you think you are an old lady who touched porcelain on the road?" Will I help you to provide for your old age? ”

"Brother Tian, please take us with you, there are zombies everywhere now, and we will definitely not survive ourselves!" Ma Jinming seemed to have recovered from his recovery, kneeling on the ground in wet N pants and begging Yi Tian, "We will do whatever you tell us to do, and we will never cause you trouble..."

"Manager Yi, for the sake of us as colleagues, take us with you, we will listen to you for everything, don't leave us to die!" Zhao Fenfang finally put down the boss's shelf and cried.

Yi Tian seemed to be a little soft-hearted, and looked up at Wang Rensong.

Wang Rensong just wanted to say something, but he heard An Yingying pull Yi Tian and shout: "Run!" This wall is going to fall! ”