Chapter 8 What year is this stalk?
"Trumpet~" After being kicked in the door, there was a strange birdsong in the abbot's meditation room. Zhou Qingyun glanced over there curiously, but didn't find any birds. However, she observed that the monks lying on the ground were intently massaging their limbs and soothing their bodies, as if they were accustomed to the current situation.
(Senior brother, there are outsiders here, how much to save some face for me.) )
The old monk in the meditation room was bitter in his heart!! Lu Yuan's qualifications, even Bai Guyi has to come to peep from time to time, not to mention him, a senior brother who gets along day and night. Lu Yuan lives in Shaolin Temple, although Zhizhi has not taught Lu Yuan the art of cultivation, but all forbidden places such as the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion are open to him, if Lu Yuan has the heart, he will definitely be able to learn some of the art of meditation and meditation and qi practice. With Lu Yuan's qualifications, he will practice any superficial exercises in a thousand miles a day, far better than others in cultivating ancient heavenly books and miraculous secret techniques.
As a senior brother, he also counted on Lu Yuan's life to be better. But after all, there were "two elders of Songshan" staring nearby, and he didn't dare to make it too obvious, so he could only hope that Lu Yuan would be able to meet the opportunity by himself. But this kid is a bastard! Recruiting chickens and dogs all day long, wandering leisurely, and I don't know where to find that a lot of money, it is like a waste of money, and even brings a good atmosphere of thrift and thrift in the temple!
Today, Lu Yuan went down the mountain to wander, saying that Kaifeng had opened a new Buddha bead shop, maybe there were good goods with the treasure of the town store, and then he hurried down the mountain. The old monk wandered around the temple and suddenly smelled a strange aroma! The people in the temple talked a lot, and the little monks were even more hungry for the aroma! The old monk was well-informed. Naturally, I knew it was meaty! He immediately guessed who had done the good deeds, otherwise when he entered Lu Yuan's house, he was so angry that he almost got mixed up!
Dog meat is being stewed on the stove over low heat with soy sauce!
The old monk was so angry that he moved the dog meat pot to the abbot's meditation room and hid it. Wave away the smell, and then wait for Lu Yuan to come back and say! No matter what this time, the wise old monk also made up his mind to give him some color.
Outcome...... Who would have thought that Master Fanxia's master would suddenly visit at this time! He was blocked directly in the meditation room! He could only use the excuse that he was in meditation retreat, and he couldn't go out. Otherwise, if you welcome Master Fanxia's disciples into the meditation room, and then smell the smell of dog meat...... Then he, the abbot of Shaolin, might as well die directly!
"Huh?" After Lu Yuan heard the "bird language" that only two people could understand, he showed a surprised expression. It was as if he had caught a great deck of cards, and his shoulders trembled and he laughed. "Oh, roar, roar~~~ Boom, But it gives you face. Brother, I've lost face. )
"Gurgling~" (Lao Wei will not care about you eating meat in the future!) … As long as you don't eat in the temple! )
"Tick Tick" (Hmm, but the place where I slept was cold...... )
"Gurgling~" (Lao G's Zen room is for you!) )
"Twitter, goo, goo" (I always feel like life is a bit boring lately...... )
"Trumpet~" (Okay!) Last time you said you were going to sweep the floor near the Scripture Pavilion...... I promised! Also, Lao Gao's "Vajra Demon Sutra" is also ...... )
"That's not necessary!" Lu Yuan directly interrupted him, and then he raised his voice and said. "I'll help you greet Lord Zhou. Senior brother, take a good rest, and pay attention to your body! (Remember what you promised me!) With that, he turned and left the door of the abbot's meditation room.
Lu Yuan changed his angry appearance just now and became smiling. Well, maybe it's a bad habit he developed when he was a junior in the shop on the Fairy Sword Plane - when he shows his eight teeth with a smile now, he feels particularly dog-legged, pompous, and under-beaten!
"Oh, this is the high-level Zhou benefactor of Master Dianxia. It's really glamorous, a talent! The surrounding monks covered their faces together. Uncle Shi, you ...... If you can't speak, don't speak! What do you mean by "glamorous", is that a compliment to a serious woman?! Of course, Lu Yuan knew what these monks thought, and glanced around with contempt, and~ You scum who have never seen a woman, dare to understand women better than Lao Ke?!
You see that Zhou Shizhu opened more after hearing this...... No way! My eyes are about to pop out! Lu Yuan rubbed his hands with a sneer, "That... Hehe, Master Zhou, why don't I take you up and down Shaomu Mountain to have a good time? ”
Zhou Qingyun's face was pale, and he turned his head and left without saying a word. Lu Yuan proudly gestured to the monks, "Look, it's still the old man!" The monks rolled their eyes, and the female benefactor showed murderous intentions, Uncle Shi, you ask for more blessings!
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"Na, this is the famous Tallinn of my Shaolin Temple, only the senior monks of the past dynasties can be buried here, and the intelligent old monks may not be qualified in the future... More than 300 years later, it will become a famous attraction... So, Master Zhou, do you want to see the real relics? I know there's one in a tower. Lu Yuan dutifully acted as the guide of Shaolin Temple, and when he visited Shaolin Temple three hundred years later, the tour guide fooled him and also took out his words to fool Zhou Qingyun.
Zhou Qingyun seemed to be very attentive to what she heard, she looked around with great interest, and took the initiative to ask, "Why is there no one here?" ”
"Because this is actually the tomb of the great monks of the past generations, except for worship, of course ordinary people do not usually come to this kind of place. Moreover, the sprinkler monks who are in charge of cleaning here will only come in the early morning and evening, and at this time on weekdays, there is usually no one in Tallinn. Lu Yuan knows everything, and he says everything.
"Really?" The girl smiled, "That's good." She pulled out the sword at her waist, "Then you will die for me, bald donkey!" After speaking, he was distracted and stabbed Lu Yuan in the cheek!
"Hey, hey, scold who is a bald donkey, and your master is also bald!" Lu Yuan rolled on a donkey, and although the precious monk's robe was stained with grass, he finally dodged the sword unscathed.
"My master's affairs are in charge of you!" Zhou Qingyun seemed to want to vent all his emotions, and with the words, a sword was as fast as a sword! "I told you that I was glamorous! I told you to tell me about Zilu! I tell you to look down on me! ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Lu Yuan was really going to sweat this time, and while he dodged the fast sword with a high prostration, he kept saying in his mouth, "When did I look down on you?" And Zilu or something, did you misunderstand something?! ”
Zhou Qingyun counted his swords in vain, and when he heard his words of "lightness", he immediately hated the root of his teeth. "You've been looking down on me, don't think I didn't see it! There is also a purple house or something, isn't it 'the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke'! Don't think I can't understand those disgusting jokes of your men! When Zhou Qingyun was a teenager, he also followed his father to the north and south, and the people who intersected were all Jianghu men, so he naturally heard a lot of meat and vegetarian words, which was naturally different from the ladies raised in the boudoir.
"Good! Very good! Master Yuanzhu is really strong in martial arts, I can be regarded as having seen it. "After Lu Yuan dodged her and counted the swords, even if she was sluggish, she realized that Lu Yuan had peerless martial arts." Then I won't be polite to you, I have to teach you a good lesson today! ”
After finishing speaking, Zhou Qingyun put his fingers together, and the brilliant flying sword rose up!
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PS: Chapter 3 is a bit short, so let's continue to ask for a monthly pass. Continued tomorrow. (To be continued.) )