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"Tsk, is this a begging attitude?" Wang Dong raised his eyebrows, he felt that this Rosselik had been at home for too long, and his ability to communicate with people had regressed a little - from the very beginning, he felt that Rosselik was a little ...... about interpersonal communication Not very good at it?

Well, to put it simply, it's a KY - the so-called KY refers to "people who don't understand the atmosphere".

One of the simplest examples, when you are in a QQ group, there is a person who is excitedly saying, "Ahhh When he said this, Xiao A suddenly said, "Your wife's book has been read by a lot of people."

Little A is the so-called KY - nonsense, which two-dimensional more popular character will have no book? Need you here at BB?

For another example, when a person is angry and says, "I'm really fed up with those people who chat and post hehehe

And Rosselik has a little KY tendency - mainly because Rossellick has been at home for too long, so he speaks a little without a brain - this is also a common problem of most people who have been at home for a long time.

Hearing Wang Dong's words, Rosselik was stunned. Then he scratched his head with a strange expression. Said: "This...... So how do you say that? ”

"Ask someone else to help you with the way. Do you need me to teach you too? Wang Dong frowned and asked.

Rosselik was stunned, then gritted his teeth, and said with a serious face: "Please teach me how to chase Faith!" ”

"That's right." Wang Dong nodded with satisfaction and said, "Come on, now I'll teach you how to pick up girls." ”

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"First of all, the first point of chasing girls is the first impression! If you're an acquaintance with that girl. Then it's 'Changing Impressions'!

Chasing girls, first of all, you have to have a clean appearance - it doesn't need to be how handsome you are, and it doesn't need you to be stylish, but at least please take care of yourself, comb your hair clean, wash your clothes, and more importantly, personal hygiene, you look at yourself......"

Listening to Wang Dong's words, Rosselik lowered his head with a dull expression and looked at his clothes-

The big white coat that was dirty because of the failure of the real yàn. The sweater that hadn't been washed for half a month was covered with crumbs from various foods, as well as various woolen bumps that appeared because the sweater had been worn for a long time.

"Just your dignity. What girl would be blind to you? Girls like clean, refreshing boys, not messy boys! Got it? ”

"Got it!" Rosselik hurriedly nodded his head.

"This appearance is worth more than just dressing up, it doesn't mean that your hair is combed cleanly, your clothes are clean, and you wear it neatly, it's okay, but also pay attention to the details! For example......" Wang Dong stretched out his hand, pointed at the eye droppings in the corners of Roselik's eyes, and said with a broken face: "The eye droppings have not been wiped clean!" And nails, what do you want to do with such long nails? ”

"Uh...... This ......" Rossellik shrunk his neck in embarrassment, then quickly raised his hand and buttoned it at the corner of his eye, buttoned the lump of eye, and said: "I've been doing it lately, so it's a little ......"

"So you forgot to take care of your personal hygiene?" Wang Dong rolled his eyes and said, "Let me tell you, a woman who can accept this kind of man who forgets to take care of her personal hygiene as her husband once she starts work either loves that man very, very much, or approves of that man's work very much—and what kind of woman is Faith?" ”

"Where...... None of ......," Rosselik said with a look of grievance, hunching his neck.

"You know it's neither, so you're still like that!?" Wang Dong rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you think Faith fell in love with me like a nymphomaniac when she saw me at first sight?" ”

"Uh...... Handsome? Haidong asked weakly.

"If you want to talk about looks, although Mu Yi is not so handsome that he has no friends, but at least he can become 'handsome', so why didn't Faith become a nymphomaniac to Mu Yi?" Wang Dong shrugged.

"This ......" Mu Yi also scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "No...... Not very clear ......"

"Because you're sloppy too!" Wang Dong gritted his teeth and wiped Mu Yi's hair with his hand, then spread out his palm, let the others look at the oil on his hands, and said, "How many years have you not washed your hair?" ”

"This ...... cough cough cough ......" Mu Yi shrunk his neck and said with a cowardly face: "That's it...... What does it look like for five or six days......"

"I'll kill you if you lie?" Wang Dong looked at Mu Yi's face and smiled like a demon.

"Woo-ah!!" Mu Yi shuddered violently, and then said, "I'm sorry I was wrong, I haven't washed my hair for half a month!" ”

"A decadent uncle, who doesn't wash his hair for a month and a half, and the clothes on his body are estimated to be washed only once a week, and then a Roselick who doesn't wash his face or wash his hair all day long, and his hair is dirty...... Wang Dong covered his face weakly and said: "Faith, who has been living in such an environment, suddenly met a clean, refreshing and sunny boy on the street...... Thus, the most impactful first impression was born in Feat's eyes! ”

"Residence...... Is that so......" Rosselik muttered.

"Therefore, the most important thing about chasing girls is to take care of your personal hygiene!" Wang Dong raised his index finger and said, "And personal hygiene not only refers to your appearance, but also your mental hygiene!" ”

"Spiritual...... Hygiene? Haidong said strangely: "What is this?" ”

"Mental outlook, for example! Look at Rosselik, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, this face looks like it's almost hanging, who can see it? Wang Dong rolled his eyes and said, "Another example...... If a guy has a mind full of unhealthy thoughts, then use that kinky. Filthy eyes to stare at the girl - who do you think will look at him except Bichi, who owes grass? ”

"In other words, while keeping the appearance sunny and clean, but also the spirit of the sunshine?" Rosselik asked.

"That's right!" Wang Dong nodded and said, "This is the first point, how to make a girl make a good impression on you!" ”

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"Secondly, chasing girls, please have a sweeter mouth and a little more skillful hands, don't always be cheap." Wang Dong raised his middle finger and said: "For example, if a girl says that she is fat again, don't tease and say, 'I like it no matter how fat you are', this is looking for death!" You're going to say, 'Are you fat?' Where is the fat, why didn't I see it? ’。 ”

"Huh? Don't you like it no matter how fat you are? Haidong said with a surprised face.

"Nonsense! Isn't that a tacit acquiescence that the other party has gained weight? Wang Dong said angrily: "Girls are very careful about their figures, okay!" Even if you are really fat, you have to say that you are not fat! ”

"Yes!" The three of them nodded hurriedly.

"And then there's the humor." Wang Dong continued: "The witty language I mean is not a mouthful! For example, 'Ouch, you're beautiful again', 'Beauty, your hair is so fragrant', that's not funny, that's called lip flower, or [beep-] harassment. ”

"What's verbal humor? It means a little innocuous joke in his words - for example......" Wang Dong touched his chin and said, "Hey, Faith, do you know, you look like a hamster eating with your cheeks puffed out, so cute......"

"It's called humor, but what is death?" Wang Dong shrugged his shoulders and said, "It can be eaten like a pig." ”

"Poof, this is indeed death." Rosselik twitched the corners of his mouth and said helplessly.

"You need to use witty words to impress girls, not talk and die." Wang Dong said seriously: "Funny language will make girls think, 'He is an interesting person', and Kouhuahua is 'He is a frivolous person', as for death...... I don't think I need to introduce it, do I? ”

"Well, yes." Mu Yi nodded,

"In addition to being funny, you also need to know some knowledge, no matter what kind of knowledge it is, at least you have to have some inventory!" Wang Dong said: "If you have literary talent, write some poems, songs, etc., and if you don't have literary talent, you can read and write more books." ”

"This is the second step in chasing girls - the power of words!" Wang Dong said calmly: "After you leave the first impression on the other party with your sunny appearance and upward spirit, you must use your own language to further increase your favorability!" ”

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"After completing the first and second steps, this is basically the end of your first meeting." Wang Dong looked at Rosselik and said, "And the next third step is the really important step. ”

"Attentive!" Wang Dong said seriously: "For example, pay attention to the girl's menstrual cycle, and then know the other party's birthday, preferences, and the birthday of the other party's parents, etc.!" ”

"More importantly, you need to know at least how to deal with some of the most basic diseases." Wang Dong said: "For example, if you have a cold and fever, you can hold back the same as a Dios, you can drink some hot water when you open your mouth, and you still drink some hot water when you close your mouth. ”

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Actually, this is also teaching you! Actually, I wanted to write it on Valentine's Day, but it exceeded the budget╮(╯▽╰)╭(To be continued......)