Sui Jiankai invited me to a barbecue, and the location I chose was by the sea, but he also invited Meng Salvation and his colleagues. He wanted to settle the misunderstanding between me and his cousin by having dinner together.

Meng was a little displeased, and the "Luo Cannon" next to him shouted at me in a domineering tone: "You are a foreigner who is so rampant, don't you know that this is Jinhai?" ”

I immediately responded, "Where am I going crazy?" ”

Sui Jiankai wanted to dissuade him, but Yang Xin put down his wine glass and said, "You actually started with Lao Meng, isn't it rampant enough?" ”

I didn't want to answer, so I drank bitterly.

Sui Jiankai immediately scolded: "I want you to come today to eliminate misunderstandings, if you are still-for-tat, it will not give me face!" ”

Yang Xin questioned: "Brother Sui, why are you so protective of this little red guy?" ”

Sui Jiankai threw his wine glass and responded: "For the sake of Teacher Shangguan and Murong Ying, we don't need you to participate in our affairs, and besides, you can't control that far away!" ”

Yang Xin still wanted to talk more, so he was saved and stopped him, and then said to Sui Jiankai: "Cousin, I listen to you, let's drink!" ”

Sui Jiankai smiled after hearing this, and then raised his glass to invite everyone present. I had to raise my glass accordingly.

That night, we were all very drunk.

However, they were still unsatisfied, and "Luo Cannon" proposed to Sui Jiankai in a vague accent: "Xiaolan is a northerner, he must be here for the first time, and he has not seen the sea yet, so we might as well take him to the beach to play!" ”

I was so drunk that I wanted to vomit, and I wanted to fall asleep, Sui Jiankai agreed, and helped me to walk towards the beach, and was saved and led two colleagues to follow behind.

The sea breeze hit, and in addition to the salty and humid smell in the air, there was a hint of coolness.

The tide washed over and over the beach, and my legs were limp as I walked on the soft beach.

As we approached the sea, these people around us began to unbuckle their belts and urinate against the water.

I was a little disgusted, but I couldn't help but spew yellow swords with a "wow", which provoked them to cover their noses and stay away from me.

Sui Jiankai, who was beside him, asked me in a low voice, "What did Teacher Shangguan and Murong go to investigate?" ”

I wiped the filth from the corner of my mouth, pointed to the stars in the sky and replied, "Stars! ”

Sui Jiankai said to himself: "If you want to study celestial bodies, why do you need to go to the northwest? ”

I said casually: "Look northwest, shoot the wolf!" ”

Then he made a posture of bending the bow and shooting the eagle eagle upside down, and loosened the strings.

I saw a meteor quickly fly through the night sky and quickly fall into the sea.

Sui Jiankai immediately gave a thumbs up and praised: "What a powerful archery, even the stars have been shot down!" ”

There was a melodious whistle on the sea, and I shouted indistinctly: "When I sell this bag of gold sand, I will go to the other side of the ocean and go to the New York Museum to see the crystal skull!" ”

Behind him, there was the wild laughter of "Luo Cannon" and Yang Xin.

When I closed my eyes, I saw a steamer slowly passing in the distance.

Sui Jiankai suddenly began to vomit, and Meng Defu hurriedly said to Yang Xin: "Yang Zi, hurry up and call a taxi and send my cousin home!" ”

Yang Xin responded, and was about to leave, but Meng was saved and added: "Take my cousin with you, and I'll accompany Xiaolan to see the sea again!" ”

I hurriedly said, "No need, let me send Brother Sui back!" ”

I was saved, but he stopped me, and then glanced at Yang Xin.

Yang Xin immediately understood, and hurriedly set up Sui Jiankai with the "Luo Cannon" to return to the highway, I wanted to follow, but I was saved and stopped in front of me, Sui Jiankai instructed him in a daze: "You send Xiaolan back to the observatory to live!" ”

When he was saved, he began to undress.

I immediately asked, "What are you going to do, don't catch a cold!" ”

"Don't grind, you can take it off quickly!"

I was stunned, and I took off my coat, revealing a white vest and a body of tendon meat, and said to me in a boxing posture: "Misunderstandings between men can only be resolved with fists and feet, your kung fu is good, who did you learn from?" ”

The whistle sounded again, and I felt the ship coming towards us.

"I don't want to fight with you, you're drunk!"

When he heard this, he was furious and immediately retorted: "Am I drunk? You're underestimating my drinking, but you're drunk, let me wake you up! ”

He immediately slammed a straight fist at me, I closed my eyes, tilted my neck, dodged the attack, stretched out my right hand, and quickly grabbed the opponent's wrist.

Meng Saved struggled hard, but he couldn't break free, but his left hand formed a fist and slammed it into my right eye.

My body is not what it used to be, and I can easily do it with the word "one", so I tilted my head, leaned back extremely, made a move "iron plate bridge", and then pushed up my left leg knee and hit the opponent's lower abdomen.

Meng Dezhu snorted and struggled violently, and I let go of my hand.

"Luo Cannon" said to passers-by next to him: "Don't look at it, this is a friendship exchange!" ”

However, this "friendship exchange" soon ended in a failed attempt to be saved, and he clutched his stomach and said to me, "Have you ever practiced gymnastics?" ”

I didn't answer, he headed back onto the road and gave the "Luo Cannon" a look.

"Cannon" asked him: "Lao Meng, are you seriously injured?" ”

"It's okay, he can't hurt me yet!"

When I was about to return to the road, the tall "cannon" stopped me and asked me defiantly: "You injured my buddy, how do you settle this account?" ”

"Isn't it friendship?" I asked rhetorically.

"Luo Cannon" said: "Then let me play a game with you!" ”

This guy was more than a head taller than me, like a strong camel, and he struck me in front of me with a punch the size of a punching bag.

I dodged sideways, and the other man's fist whirred in my ears with the sound of the wind.

But I closed my eyes again, and it was all up to feeling.

Suddenly the other person grabbed me by the collar and punched me in the lower abdomen, and I heard a woman's low exclamation from the sea, but the accent was very strange.

My abdomen ached, and just as I was about to retreat, my body was lifted by the other person and lifted horizontally above my head.

So my stomach turned over and over, and I spewed yellow swords with a "bang" again.

The "cannon" splashed my face with filth, and I was about to fall into the sand with a bang, and then ran towards the sea with a wail.

I got up from the beach, thinking that he was going to "commit suicide in the sea", who knew that he was squatting in the sea to wash his face.

There was a cruise ship moored on the sea not far away, and I saw a cruise ship with the Japanese "Sakumaru" written on the side of the ship, and I also saw a pair of green dots on the side of the ship.

I got up from the beach, took out my phone, checked the gold dust in my pocket, made sure I didn't have anything missing, and headed back onto the road.

Holding his stomach and squatting on the side of the road, Meng Desheng was surprised to see me return.

The taxi driver who was parked on the side of the road to watch the show said to me, "Dude, where are you going?" I'll send you! ”

I pulled the car door and took a seat, saying, "Send me to the Chaoyangshan Observatory!" ”

The driver kicked the accelerator and drove me away.

The old doorman opened the door for me and asked, "How much wine have you drunk?" ”

I said, "Don't worry, I'm not drunk, I just have some discomfort in my stomach!" ”