When Wukong saw Zixia, he just said a word, and he regretted it-

"Zixia, why are you here? Where's your sister Qingxia? ”

Sure enough, when Zixia heard this, she bit her lip vigorously, tears poured down, and a small piece of water vapor rose in front of her.

Suddenly, Zixia glared at her, glanced at Wukong viciously, and then grabbed Zhuang Pi, roared in grief, the cold light of her fingernails flashed, and she scratched Zhuang Pi's chest hard to relieve her anger!

Whoa!

The clothes on Zhuang Pi's chest were cut through several cuts, and drops of blood oozed out.

"! Fuck you！ Zhuang Pi couldn't help but scream in pain.

"You're mad at Brother Monkey! Why scratch me! I'm messing with someone! ”

Zhuang Pi touched the hot and painful wound, and was stunned for a while, the customers who played the role in the theater were never injured.

Suddenly, he knew one thing-

This world is not virtual, but real, and I will also be hurt.

Since I'm going to get hurt, that's why I'm going to die too!

Zixia laughed miserably, looked at Wukong's face fiercely, and said, "Hmph, it seems that in your heart, Qingxia is still more important than me!" ”

"Ha, where's Qingxia?! She was reincarnated as a green snake and destined to marry a monk named Fahe. Hmph, now, you're stupid! Hahaha......"

Swish!

Zixia's sword rested on Goku's throat.

Outside the venue, countless internal test audiences, especially boys and girls, frantically rewarded, liked, sent red envelopes, and left crazy messages: Say classic lines, say classic lines, be sure to say classic lines......

One of the offshoot AIs in charge of the show received these messages and made a decision instantly.

Drip!

Temporarily load the script of 'Journey to the West'.

Wukong suddenly burst into tears: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this." If God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years! ”

Zixia was hazy with tears, with excitement, joy, and melancholy, looking at Wukong stupidly, as if she had seen the reappearance of the old situation, the handsome and dashing, bohemian Supreme Treasure, returned. She secretly decided that I would not let go this time!

"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear a golden armor and ride a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me!"

The words of the past are still ringing in my ears.

After Wukong finished saying this long confession, suddenly there were more pictures in his mind, some fragments that he couldn't remember clearly, as if he had suddenly become another person and experienced a lot of things, and as if it was just a dream, he had the same dream too many times, and he couldn't tell the difference between fiction and reality.

The AI chip in Wukong's brain seems to be unable to process so much complicated information, and it becomes abnormal.

Wow, poof!

Woohoo, blah!

Wukong's ears erupted two streams of sparks, and then began to breathe fire, and the fire also carried an arc of electricity, as gorgeous as colorful auspicious clouds, as brilliant as fireworks, and even more violent like a bomb.

"Hey, my brother's ears are on fire!" Zhuang Pi shouted anxiously, "Go and put out the fire!" ”

However, Zhuang Pi saw Tang Seng Bajie Sha Seng motionless, as if looking at a bonfire, nodding his head from time to time in appreciation.

I'm dizzy, what's going on??

Zhuang Pi just took a few steps forward, then paused in surprise and said, "Why don't you go to put out the fire?!" ”

Bajie grabbed Zhuang Pi and said nonchalantly: "Fourth junior brother, don't worry, Brother Monkey is fine." ”

"Back then, the senior brother was pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, eating iron and drinking copper juice every day, swallowing thunder and absorbing fire, and accumulating too many heavy metals in the brain.

"......" Zhuang Pi was speechless.

Zixia patted Wukong's burnt ear hair, looking distressed: "Look at you, seeing me so excited, my ears are burned black." ”

Wukong turned his head to dodge Zixia's hand, took a step back, and said, "Get out, I'm just picking out my ears!" ”

"Hmph, you're obviously thinking about me, and you're embarrassed to admit it." Zixia smiled like a nymphomaniac, "Isn't it in front of your master and brother, a little can't wipe off your face." ”

"You're not—" Goku hesitated, then added, "How did you come here?" ”

"I'm coming to see my cousin." Zixia shook her head and rubbed it beside Wukong as she spoke.

"Cousin?"

"It's the Iron Fan Princess."

"Ah~~" Wukong said in a long voice, "It turned out to be a cousin!" ”

Wukong grabbed Zixia's shoulders and said seriously and resolutely: "Brother, now my brother has given you an important task, you go and bring me the banana fan!" ”

"Brother??" Zixia looked puzzled.

"If we are not brothers, if we are good brothers, we will help my brother with this!"

Wukong patted Zixia on the back and said, "Go, go, go!" ”

"Okay, I'll go get you the banana fan." Zixia said a little dizzy.

"But, well, you must wait for me here!" Zixia took a few steps forward, then turned her head and admonished, "Okay, don't leave, you must be." ”

Wukong was perfunctory, nodding his head again and again.

Seeing Zixia walking away, Wukong jumped in front of a few people and said anxiously: "The neuropathy is finally gone, let's go quickly!" ”

"Wukong, where are you going?" Tang Seng asked, "The land lord has said a long time ago that it is a far, long way to go around the Flame Mountain, you have a funny head, do you really want to take a detour?" You're trying to exhaust me! ”

Hearing this, the little white dragon thought to himself: ", it's exhausting me!" ”

"Time is pressing, we have to hurry up and go west, go to the west to learn scriptures!" Tang Seng said meticulously.

"Got it, got it." Goku said impatiently.

Wukong pulled Tang Seng up, dragged him back, and said loudly: "Go to the West Heaven, do you have to go west?" ”

"You know, the world is a ball, let's go east!"

"Let's go east, go, go, go, we can go to the west!"

"Wukong, you don't fool me!" Tang Seng jumped to his feet and shouted, "There is an idiom called the opposite of each other, do you know it?!" ”

"Idioms, the opposite of each other! Dead monkey, have you ever read a book! Tang Seng shouted and reprimanded again and again.

Bajie stopped in front of the master, and pulled the sand monk, pointed at Sun Wukong and said, "Senior brother, don't make trouble!" ”

"You can't let your troubles alone cause us all to suffer with you!"

Sha Seng also echoed: "Second Senior Brother is right, you can't mess around!" Let people know and laugh at us! ”

Zhuang Pizhi stared stunned, his eyes kept chasing one of Wukong's ears, he wanted to see clearly what was going on in Wukong's ear canal after spewing fire. Seeing the argument, he stopped studying Goku's ears.

Suddenly, a line of words flashed in front of Zhuang Pi's eyes - novice task: to dissuade Sun Wukong.

"Brother Monkey, come here, I'll say a few words to you." Zhuang Pi took Wukong's hand and said sincerely.

Wukong only pretended to run away, not really to drive everyone to the east, he saw that everyone was opposed, so he rolled his eyes and grinned, and followed Zhuang Pi to the side.

"Brother Monkey, I know, I understand, women are trouble."

"A woman in heat is more troublesome, especially if you are in heat with her, but she is in heat with someone else, which is even more troublesome."

"I know, you don't remember Zixia very much, and you don't have her in your heart, you understand, she doesn't love you, she loves a person called Supreme Treasure, so when you see her, you can't wait to turn around and leave."

"But who are you, Monkey King!"

"Monkey King, will there be people around you who admire you? The sea of admirers of you is gone! ”

"They're all coming to pester you, and you can still hide? Hiding all the time? Can you hide? ”

"You treat her as one of the many fans who admire you, nothing special, she's just a woman, and she can't eat you!"

"Also, will you fall in love with her? No, you don't have that confidence yet! No, not now, not in the future, you can rest assured! ”

Wukong listened, as if he really listened, and couldn't help but nod slightly, and his attitude was no longer so tough.

At the end, Zhuang Pi said again: "By the way, Brother Monkey, you won't really fall in love with Zixia in the future, right?!" ”