In the office of the Élysée Palace sits a handsome man, the youngest president ever in France, at the age of 39. This handsome pot is also the most controversial president in the history of France, and his life experience is more legendary than the movie.

This handsome guy is not only good-looking, but also versatile, can play the piano and dance tango, and has also acted in movies, which is not critical, the key is that his skills in picking up girls are against the sky.

The handsome guy was 15 years old and in his second year of high school when he fell in love with his teacher, who was 40 years old at the time, had three children, and had a banker's husband, one of whom was a classmate of the big handsome guy.

The handsome guy played bravely and firmly, and resolutely soaked his teacher.

His classmate must have been devastated at the time - I treat you as a classmate, but you want to be my father!

It was no surprise that the handsome guy was thwarted by his parents and the people around him, and his parents cut ties with him for this - don't forget, he was only 15 years old at the time!

But when the handsome guy was the enemy in the world, not only did he not flinch, but with his incredible pickling skills and patience, he successfully dug a corner, let the teacher divorce his banker husband, and marry him.

When he became president, his wife was 64 years old, and he picked up 3 sons and 7 grandchildren for nothing - others like to be a father, he likes to be a grandfather!

is this handsome guy, after marrying a teacher, he entered the French Ministry of Economy at the age of 27, became an investment banker at the age of 30, became the deputy secretary general of the president at the age of 35, became the Minister of Economy at the age of 37, and successfully ran for the presidency at the age of 39 - an open life!

It's such a handsome guy, he is facing a briefing at this time, with a helpless face, "There is another coup d'état in Comoros?" ”

Why do you say again?

Because of the glorious tradition of coups d'état in this small African country, Comoros declared its independence in 1975 and has experienced more than 20 coups since independence.

Comoros is an archipelagic country with four main islands and one of the poorest countries in the world, just halfway between the island of Madagascar and the east coast of Africa.

With a total area of just over 2,000 square kilometers and a population of 800,000, the country's armed forces add up to about 500 people, which is almost three companies plus a presidential guard.

Historically, among the several coups in the Comoros, the smallest number of rebels in the coup d'état was only 7 mercenaries, and the largest was more than 100 mercenaries.

Officially, because of this level of coup d'état at the level of captain and platoon, the cost is low, the effect is quick, the income is high, and once it succeeds, it can become president, so the politicians of Comoros are tired of it, and they have to play it once every year or two, so that the handsome guys are accustomed to it.

"Yes, Mr. President."

"Who is it this time?" The handsome guy asked.

It stands to reason that this kind of poor, small, and oily country with no oil and water is willing to go to a coup d'état, and those black uncles have nothing to do with France if they all pinch themselves out of the species.

But the big handsome guy must be concerned, because France has a territorial dispute with the Comoros!

True, France, far away on the European continent, does have a territorial dispute with Comoros, which is located on the east coast of Africa. Isn't it said earlier, Comoros is an archipelagic country with four main islands, of which Mayotte is the 101st province of France.

The Comoros was originally a French colony and became independent in 75 years, but Mayotte said that I don't want to be independent, I feel that the arms of the colonizers are very warm, and they are determined to stay in the camp of imperialism.

Later, Mayotte held a referendum, and 180,000 people on the island voted to become an overseas department of France. Mayotte became the overseas department of France, but the Comoros also claimed sovereignty over it, saying that Mayotte had been its since ancient times.

With such a thing in place, whenever there is a coup d'état in Comoros, France should pay attention to it, in case the Comoros makes too much trouble, kills people and robs things on the island of Mayotte, it is a standard diplomatic event, which can be put on the line to the war of aggression.

The handsome guy is also very tired of this matter, he is a French president, and he has to bother to pay attention to the fight between two township chiefs thousands of kilometers away?

But no matter if it doesn't work, it's not a big deal, every time a coup d'état kills one or two people and injures a few people, and there hasn't been a single traffic accident that is serious, but the nature of this matter is different, this matter is still at the national level, and the president must personally inquire about it.

"Said, Comoros' Minister of Transport and Economy."

"What about the former president of the Comoros?"

"President Iquililu has been detained by the rebels."

"Well, how did we usually do it before?"

"Sometimes we send troops to help the former president restore his rule, and sometimes we don't, as long as the new president can respect the interests of France."

"Well, then which of these Saids is closer to France than Iquililu?"

"Ikililu, but we are testing the new president's diplomatic position."

"So how many people did this Sayyid kill in the coup?"

This is also a key measure, France, as a responsible power, must maintain its international image, if the new president is brainless enough to commit genocide, then even if he intends to kneel and lick France, it is not wanted.

A small country of two thousand square kilometers, with no weight at all, is not at all worth sacrificing the glorious image of France.

"The details of the coup d'état are not yet clear, and the General Directorate of Foreign Security has been notified to find out the details as soon as possible."

"Our Mr. Said, where did his rebels come from? Is it a hired pirate, or a gangster, or some other mercenary like Denard? ”

Denard is also a legendary figure, known as the 'King of Mercenaries'.

He is French, his father was one of the founders of the French Foreign Legion, he found his purpose in life after joining the army at an early age, and he devoted his life to the great cause of helping the vast number of African people to carry out coups.

In the vast land of Africa, from the east coast of the Atlantic Ocean to the west coast of the Indian Ocean, he left his hurried footsteps everywhere, he traveled to more than a dozen countries in Africa, participated in organizing and planning dozens of coups, and killed four presidents.

During his more than 30 years of devotion to violent revolution and tireless coup d'état, he claimed to have done things for the French, sometimes for the Americans, and sometimes for the Russians or the British.

During this period, he was arrested several times and tried several times, but in fact he did not spend a day in prison, and with his hands stained with the blood of African dignitaries, Denard lived peacefully in his old age and died peacefully at his home in Paris.

"This time the rebels are strange, they seem to have all races, and the main body is the yellow race."

"Yellow people?" The handsome guy was taken aback, "Is there a shadow of the Great Yuan Empire behind you?" ”