Chapter 263: Jokes Eliminate Negative Emotions

Many people are so depressed by fear that they can't breathe, death! Death crept upon them......

"Look! That toad! "Yes! The toad became very excited, as if it knew that the sun was coming out, and the poisonous gas would spread, and that was the time for the toad to eat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The skin on its body arched, and the pimples on its skin became bulging, which showed that it was excited, really excited, and it could eat a big meal, and if it was not happy, what else could it do?

Cao Yusen remembered something, he was setting up a fire, he was roasting things, he only hoped that the solar energy would slow down the rise, and his hopes were all pinned on the fire to roast things. After all, the woods were too wide, and it was so difficult for them to get out when time was running out of time.

Some people don't understand why Cao Yusen is still in the mood to set up a pyre to roast rabbits, what's wrong with him? It's a matter of life and death! What are you messing around? Some people are full of doubts and incomprehension, and some people see it and even say it wonderfully.

"Yu Sen, what are you doing here?" Brother Qian is the type who is puzzled, so he asked out loud, and Cao Yusen replied: "Lead the snake out of the hole!" No! Lure the rat out of the hole! ”

When the masked man heard this, he laughed and said, "That's right! Lure the rat out of the hole! Roast rabbit is fragrant, as soon as the rat smells it, it has a great appetite, it will definitely come out, and the fog has risen, it will know how to avoid it, so as to keep itself safe! Right! We've got to do it! The masked man saw Cao Yusen's intentions.

When everyone heard this, there was hope again, but this roasted rabbit, of course, takes time, and it doesn't mean that when you roast it, the prey will appear, you have to wait patiently. said to be patiently waiting, but there is not so much time for you to wait, so it is doomed that Cao Yusen and other hunters will not have much patience.

No, someone said, "Why hasn't it worked out yet!" It's been so long! It's so exciting! Others said, "Yes!" Take the bait! We're all going crazy waiting! Why haven't you taken the bait yet? Come out, rat! It's delicious here! Waiting for you to take the bait! ”

Oh, yes! Of course, they want to take the bait, but the key to the problem is that it has only been roasted for a long time, and it will take time for the fragrance to spread!

The fat man also knows that it is not good for everyone to be in a tense and nervous situation all the time, and it is necessary to relax a little.

The fat man said: "I know a widow, when he picks up girls and wants to open a house, he will invite girls to eat barbecue, so that girls can get used to the size of bamboo skewers when eating barbecue!" ”

When the fat man saw that everyone was unimpressed, he continued: "And the point is to eat peanuts!" The fat man said, took out a three-section peanut, and said, "Yes! It's this peanut! ”

The fat man took the peanuts and put them forward, and then retreated, saying: "This lovely widow is to send the peanut Ding Ding under his body to the peach blossom hole, unfortunately he slipped out, and then helped Ding Ding to send it in, and Ding Ding slipped out again, and so on, several times, and finally the Japanese man was a thousand miles away!" It's smaller than a bamboo skewer and doesn't matter, but the problem is that your length is not enough, so awesome repeatedly slipped out of the peach blossom hole, if we went in, it would have been fixed in it a long time ago, to come out, it's not so easy, you have to leave the white soldiers to develop the base in it, this is the fire of the prairie fire, can become a raging fire, there is hope for the next generation! ”

When everyone heard what the fat man said, they couldn't help laughing, it turned out that the meaning of the fat man was obvious, that is, the matter of men and women giving birth to offspring.

Seeing that everyone understood his connotation story, the fat man said: "According to a previous foreign statistical agency, our Chinese Ding Ding is longer than the Wu and Koreans!" From this, it can be seen how miserable the life of the Japanese women is, not only to endure the toothpick-like smallness of the Japanese people, but also to endure the tragedy of the peanut-like length of the Japanese people, and often slip out. This shows that we have a long way to go to save the widows! It is necessary to save the Japanese from the small and short, and let the Japanese women know the joy of life! ”

The fat man said, and he couldn't help but imagine that he seemed to be planting the fluttering red dragon flag on the top of Mount Fuji, and there were several widows under his crotch. Not to mention, this is something that can resonate with everyone, and it is to make people who understand the connotation of the words smile with deep sympathy, everyone wants to be a big hero who saves the widows, so as to win glory for the country.

In the midst of suffering, if people are more lustful and think more about good things and things, it can indeed reduce people's pressure.

No, everyone couldn't be at ease just now, and the worrying situation was swept away because of the fat man's words.

Cao Yusen couldn't help laughing, if it weren't for the fat man being so messy, this big group of people would be talking nonsense, and I don't know what would happen!

There was just one situation that made Cao Yusen feel surprised, he laughed heartily at the hearts of all the men, but the masked man went to the other side with the girl Bo Ru, pretending not to hear!

Cao Yusen also said: "Why should a big man hide on the other side like a girl? Isn't such a topic a man's favorite? ”

Cao Yusen didn't want to think about it now, after all, he still wanted to lure the rat out, he only thought about making everyone safe, and he really didn't care about other things.

Cao Yusen couldn't help but look at the time again, the time passed minute by minute, couldn't the fragrance have been able to draw out the rats? Can they smell the fragrance without being moved?

Cao Yusen laughed at himself, it seems that he is still affected by negative emotions, and his mentality is also anxious, and he can't be in a hurry. There must be no rush. said that he was not in a hurry, but Cao Yusen still looked up at the sky, it was almost dawn! Oh, yes! It's the first time I've hated dawn so much.

"Squeak! Creak! As soon as Cao Yusen heard this voice, the whole person became excited, he just wanted to hide in the distance, and sprinkled some powder on the rabbit meat, which could fall to the ground, and then followed away according to the shiny glitter.

Cao Yusen motioned for everyone not to move, and immediately hid, sure enough! There are rats! Two rats appeared! They went straight for the rabbit meat, and soon ran away with the rabbit meat in their mouths.

Cao Yusen and the others naturally followed, but they couldn't let it go, everyone knew that this was the hope of life, how could they let it go?

With such a big mouse, the rat hole they hit must be very large, and there should be a plant near the rat hole that can make people eat and dissolve the poisonous fog.