This morning, the film and television base. Zhuang Pi, as usual, works in a control room.

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Tang Seng wants to touch the ass of the sky, this is a problem.

Not only his apprentices had no way to deal with this problem, but even Zhuang Pi had no way to do it at this time.

Zhuang Pi was wearing a movie helmet at this time, attached to the golden hoop stick to snoop, for the evolution of the plot, he had no way to forcibly transform, unless a customer's life was in danger.

The charm of this kind of "set the beginning" drama is to set only the beginning and let the bot AI and role-play customers evolve the plot on their own.

"Master, why do you want to touch the ass of the sky? Are you thinking of gliding all the way to the western sky on the Sky Chain? Zhu Bajie picked the pig's nose and snorted.

"There is no use drop, the sky is too empty, and even the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is a piece of floating dust in the sky. The heavenly chain is across the sky, connecting the four heavenly domains, and if you are not a heavenly immortal or a god, you will definitely be locked in your mind when you contact the heavenly chain. ”

"I pity my goddess Chang'e, just because she yearns for poetry and distance, she stepped on the heavenly chain, but she was locked in the Moon Palace."

"Second Senior Brother, what you said is not right!" Sha Seng slapped the little white dragon, glared and frightened the little white dragon, and forcibly put the burden on its back.

"The sky is a big ship, which can carry thousands of immortals and gods, cross hundreds of millions of mortals, and pull the heavenly chain of the heavenly ship all over the sky, all of which are trapped dragons without seeing the tail, and the bones of the trapped dragons have turned into heavenly chains."

"I think when I was a slender man, I was responsible for pulling the heavenly chain, because I pulled it well, and was known as the general of the winding chain. Later, I accidentally smashed the glass cup that illuminated the way for the heavenly boat, and was ordered to punish by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and the Heavenly Chain Trapped Dragon sucked my three wisps of Shenyuan, and I was reduced to wandering all the way west with a few beggars! ”

"!" Sun Wukong took the golden hoop stick and looked up and down vigorously, flicked the golden hoop stick from time to time, and put it in his ear to listen carefully.

"Master is Jin Zhi reincarnation, he likes to break his mouth and be noisy and annoying, but when he keeps saying one thing, he also says it very solemnly, it must be a very feasible thing."

Over there, Tang Seng was still nagging: "I want to touch the sky, I want to touch the sky, ass, ass, I want to touch the sky......"

"Master!!" Sun Wukong no longer studied the difference between today's golden hoop stick, roared, and stabbed Tang Seng's ass with the golden hoop stick-eye.

Vomit, Zhuang Pi regretted dying, why should I be attached to the golden hoop stick!

"Master, why do you want to touch the ??! heaven?"

Tang Seng lowered his eyebrows and blushed: "Don't you all want to accompany me to learn scriptures?" I came up with a quick way to learn from the scriptures - I want to touch the sky! ”

"Touching the sky, I am a Buddhist scripture!"

"The dead words on the scriptures, Mahayana Buddhism, and Hinayana Buddhism are not as powerful as the Buddhist scriptures that I have felt when I have touched the sky!"

At this time, Zhuang Pi left the golden hoop stick, moved to Sun Wukong, watched the performances of several people, and couldn't help but cheer for himself, look, how good the setting I made, what a good line.

"Crazy, crazy, Master, crazy!" The sand monk screamed, hid in Zhu Bajie's arms, and trembled, "Second senior brother, you have rough skin and thick flesh, and when the thunder and fire rain rain fall later, you have to block a point for me." ”

"Senior brother, Master is crazy! What to do? Zhu Bajie put his arms around the sand monk and came to Sun Wukong.

"If you're crazy, you're crazy, and it's not the first time that Master has gone crazy! My grandson has long been used to it. If he hadn't often opened copies and flirted with female goblins, we would have gone to the west long ago! ”

Sun Wukong, that is, Zhuang Pi, danced the golden hoop stick, jumped over, stretched out his hand and touched Tang Seng's bare head, and said, "Young man, who did you listen to?" You can learn from the sky by touching the sky! ”

"Wukong, I told you a long time ago, don't touch the head of the teacher again, although you are older than me, hundreds of years older than me, but you are now my apprentice, don't mess up the Gangchang, as the saying goes, heaven and earth, earth and law, man and Tao, Tao and nature, heaven and man are one, that is, to touch the sky-"

"Shh Sun Wukong covered his ears, "Shut up!" ”

"Tang Xiao'er, don't interrupt, answer my question quickly!"

"Whoa!" Tang Seng pouted, "Those two people told me." ”

"If you say it's a butt breathing fire, you can form a recoil force and be pushed into the sky!"

A junior high school student spends money to role-play, but wears a school uniform to play a monster, leaning on the arms of a plump woman like a flower, rubbing constantly, with its own background music: rubbing, rubbing, is the pace of a pervert.

"Which family's young woman monster actually brought a doll to rob the road!" Sun Wukong sneered.

The student smiled evilly and said, "Wrong, this is my mechanical concubine." ”

"I'm the main demon!"

Sun Wukong suddenly turned his head, his big mouth showed his fangs, and he yelled at Tang Seng: "Little Sao Monk, you have provoked monsters again!" ”

Tang Seng said aggrievedly: "Wukong, where is the monster recruited for the teacher!" ”

"I'm a mortal, how could I provoke youkai? It's that you're all monsters, monkey and pig salons, the four major demon obstacles, and you are born with the temperament of a demon-"

"Shut up!" Sun Wukong roared angrily, "You are a demon, as long as the monster meets you, it will be unlucky, I was unlucky to meet you, and I became your thug." ”

"Back then, when I was a little stonemason, I chiseled and chiseled, chiseled and chiseled for countless years, and finally chiseled the fairy stone, jumped out of the crack in the stone, and a body of immortal was able to grow. Dragon Palace, fighting the landlord, phew, fighting the earth, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace! What a majesty! ”

"Later, I met the big bald donkey, who was unlucky enough to be deceived and crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, and I took up the profession of a stonemason again. I chiseled and chiseled, and chiseled upwards for five hundred years, and finally I was about to escape through the Five Finger Mountain, and at this time, you-"

Sun Wukong grabbed Tang Seng by the collar and said angrily: "-It's you!" Monkey damn, climb up the hill and kick me down,! ”

Tang Seng's face turned red, red and purple, like purple glow, and said with a dry smile: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" I missed my hand for the teacher, ah, I lost my foot, ah, I accidentally stepped on you. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! ”

“How much is sorry？” Sun Wukong shouted.

Tang Seng had a question mark on his face: "What??" ”

"I'm sorry, how much is it worth?" After Sun Wukong finished translating, he sarcastically said, "Illiterate! I don't know foreign languages, and I go abroad! Beware of your death! ”

"Huh?!!" Sun Wukong stared at Tang Seng's face.

"Your face is actually purple, how many times have I said to you, you are not allowed to blush like Zixia! You dare to blush like Zixia! Kill you bastard bald ass! ”

Tang Seng hid, Wukong chased, the two of them circled the student and his mechanical Ji, you chased me, it was so lively, I saw Bajie and Sha Seng embarrassed for a while.

Wukong suddenly stood and turned around, and sure enough, when he waited for Tang Seng, he grabbed Tang Seng's head and pressed it to the ground.

Wukong grabbed Tang Seng's ears, swayed, and scolded: "Tell you to touch the sky!" Let you touch the sky! I know all day long that I don't do anything serious! Do you still want to touch the sky?! ”

Tang Seng cried with a sad face, shook his hand and said: "No, no, don't touch, don't touch!" ”

Sun Wukong let go of Tang Seng, his remaining anger was not gone, he raised his chin, pointed at the student and shouted: "Hey! Report your name, what kind of monster are you? ”

The student took a step forward, squatted into a horse step, flipped his left palm, slapped it on his forehead, covered his crotch with his right hand, and laughed: "Hahaha, people are not in vain boys!" ”

"Oh!" Sun Wukong's mouth opened into a standard big circle-

"It turns out that it's not a monster, it's a goblin, it's a middle two disease, ah no, it's a middle two spirit!"

Seeing this, Zhuang Pi was speechless for a while, shook his head and thought: Ah, I don't understand the world of Secondary 2! He glanced at the barrage area, and the discussion and debate about the second secondary school turned into a scolding war, and the barrage exploded all over the sky!

Tang Seng put his hand on his mouth and formed a trumpet: "Come to the goblin, apprentices, come and get rid of the demon!" ”

"It's a middle two essence!" Tang Seng shouted.

"Middle two essence, eight precepts! Come on, dear! ”