Chapter 7: A big fist makes sense
When he got up the next morning, Qiu Ming took the Buddhist scriptures and carried two empty buckets down the mountain. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When he got to the waterhole, he took out the scriptures and read them aloud, and the tiredness in his body seemed to disappear. Grab two buckets of water and start the hard climb again.
I don't know if it's because of the improvement of physical strength, or psychological reasons, Qiu Ming felt that he couldn't walk until he climbed halfway, and after sitting down and reciting the Buddhist scriptures, he walked to the temple in one breath.
After Qiu Ming picked up the water for the second time, he saw that the idiot was still sitting in the main hall and chanting, what time is it, don't you have to cook?
"Quit idiot, when are you going to eat today?" Qiu Ming asked deliberately.
"Brother Quit Anger is cooking, it'll be fine for a while, you can rest for a while, or you can chant scriptures."
That guy who knocked on the wooden fish took the initiative to cook? That's a good performance. Qiu Ming thought about it, it seems that in the cartoon, the high monk also took the initiative to carry water on the first day, but later saw that he was not used to quitting and having nothing to play, so he asked the two to carry water.
Half an hour later, Qiu Ming sighed after seeing the boiled vegetables and steamed buns again.
"Quit idiot, didn't you teach him how to stir-fry?"
There is oil and seasoning in the temple, why do you have to eat boiled vegetables? He endured it if he was a vegetarian, but he couldn't be vegetarian without any oil, right? There is also abstinence, you don't know how to stir-fry, if you want to work, you can clean the yard, and even take care of the vegetable garden behind, do you have to cook?
Syllable!
Jie Yan slapped the table suddenly: "Qu sex, don't talk when eating, didn't your master teach you?" ”
Quit anger put on the appearance of a senior brother, which made Qiu Ming extremely angry. In Qiu Ming's eyes, this thing is an NPC, arrogant.
However, looking at the two-meter height of Jieyi, reason told Qiu Ming that it seemed that the wish to beat the other party would not be realized. Once he does it, there is a 99% chance that he will be beaten by fat, and he is not sure if the stubborn quit idiot will persuade him.
Qiu Ming silently ate the vegetables, choked on a steamed bun, and then got up and left.
After a while, the quit idiot finished eating, and when he stood up, he said: "You eat the slowest, clean up here, and remember to wash the dishes and chopsticks." ”
When he was washing the dishes after eating, he saw that he was playing with a little turtle in the yard, and he smiled very happily.
Jie Ji remembered what the master had told him before, this was not their temple, so he had to work more. As soon as he came, he was going to fetch water, and this was done by abstinence.
Then he took the initiative to cook again, and he didn't seem to be happy about quitting sex, and now he wanted him to wash the dishes, which he endured, but when he washed the dishes, the quitting idiot was actually playing, and he couldn't bear it!
"Quit idiocy, you cook at night."
The idiot stood up with a confused face: "Why? ”
The fire of quitting anger rose all of a sudden, and you still ask why? Why do I have to wash the dishes when I'm cooking, and you're just playing here? I came here to help you on the orders of my teacher, but I can't do everything!
"We don't need our help to quit sex and carry water, so we should take turns to cook and wash dishes, so it's fair!"
"Cooking can come in turns, but washing the dishes should be the one who eats slowly, that's what Master told me." Quit addiction and fight for reason.
He didn't understand at all that Master had set this rule so that he could wash the dishes all the time.
Qiu Ming suddenly heard someone shouting his Dharma name, so he walked over, as if he was arguing with the abstinence.
What are you arguing about, try not to be noisy if you can do it!
Qiu Ming just wanted to know how the combat effectiveness of the two monks was, a fight, a fight, let me see.
"Quit sex, come here. You judge the theory, should it be the turn of cooking? Shouldn't the cooks have cleaned up this place as well? Jie Anger pointed to the kitchen and asked loudly.
Qiu Ming was very speechless, such a trivial matter, as for quarrelling, aren't you two senior brothers?
But thinking about the story of "Three Monks", it seems that they had a conflict because of a trivial matter of drawing water, and in the end they ignored each other.
At that time, Qiu Ming told his classmates that there was a bug in this story, since they didn't fight for water, wouldn't they eat? How do they cook without water? Or are they not drinking water, they are not even eating?
Now the matter of water happened to be solved by Qiu Ming, but because of the trivial matter of cooking and washing dishes, the two of them turned out to be so connected, this is still a monk?
"Two senior brothers, why do you have to quarrel over such a trivial matter as cooking? If you don't want to, then I'll cook in the future, one of the two senior brothers will help steam steamed buns, and the other will be responsible for washing the dishes? ”
He estimates that quitting idiocy may not be able to learn to stir-fry at one time, and quitting anger is even worse, rather than eating strange dishes, it is better for him to fry it himself, although it is not as good as the chef, but it is much better than boiled vegetables.
Immediately afterwards, Qiu Ming said: "As for who steams steamed buns and who washes the dishes, I think it's better for you to try it, and the one who wins will choose first." ”
Qiu Ming was shouting in his heart, do it, you guys do it, will there be any moves such as Yi Jin Jing and Rulai Divine Palm?
It's best to lose both, then take the opportunity to beat them up!
Just now, two villains appeared in Qiu Ming's heart, and the villain said, go and stir up trouble, let them fight, and see what difference the world is from what he knows. Another villain said, okay, okay~
Quit anger and abstinence looked at Qiu Ming together, Qiu Ming took a step back quietly: "Two senior brothers, are you asking me to make way for you?" ”
"Quit sex, how do you compare?" Quit anger and abstinence asked in unison.
Being a referee? Yes, take the bait!
"In our village, this kind of thing is generally bigger than anyone's fist, and a big fist is justified!" Qiu Ming felt as if he was about to run out of discipline.
He silently told himself in his heart that these were two NPCs, just intelligent NPCs, there was no need to talk about any feelings, maybe he would go back in a few days, and he would never meet again.
Besides, he is also for the task, and if you want to blame, blame the old liar who sold him the book.
Jie Yan clenched his fist violently and stretched out in front of the idiot: "See, my fist is bigger, I won!" ”
The idiot looked at his little fist, he did lose, but why did he think that this competition was not fair at all?
"Quit idiocy, I'm in charge of steaming steamed buns, you're in charge of washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen, and you're in charge of fetching water and stir-frying." Quit Anger assigned the task.
Although he was reluctant, he agreed, who let him lose in the "fair" competition.
"Senior Brother Qu Color, your method of competition is very fair, it seems that Uncle Wuchen has a good apprentice." Jieyi happily patted Qiu Ming's shoulder, and Qiu Ming felt that half of his body was numb.
"Hehe~~Hehe~~"
The corners of Qiu Ming's mouth kept twitching, did I mean that my fist was big? It's so hard to communicate with them!
At the same time, he also found that the strength of the abstinence is really very large, and if he goes head-to-head, unless he is unexpectedly blackfooted, there is absolutely no possibility of winning.
He went back to the monk's house with his head held high like a victorious general, and the idiot cleaned the kitchen here in frustration.
Qiu Ming leaned over and pretended to help clean up, but in fact, the rag in his hand wiped a place the size of a palm.
"Quit idiocy, quit hate, said to help, what do you help?"