Chapter 39: A Hundred Years Later, I'll Be a Good Man Again (Ask for Collections, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
That day, the soldier suddenly looked at me, are you stupid for me!
He Shang smiled: "Does the donor suspect the poor monk?" ”
The soldier nodded without hesitation.
He Shangdao: "I don't have the slightest cultivation, but I can fly here, don't you think it's strange?" ”
When the soldiers heard it, they also felt that it was such a truth, did you say that if you were looking for trouble, you would not have cultivated? But why fly?
He Shang saw that the heavenly soldiers took the bait, and continued with a compassionate face: "This is what my Buddha came to send me!" ”
The soldiers were stunned for a moment, and at the moment when he was stunned, He Shang directly teleported and entered the Nantian Gate, as for the formation of the Nantian Gate, he naturally ignored it directly!
The heavenly soldier reacted instantly, and immediately shouted: "Hurry up and report it, someone has trespassed on the heavenly court." ”
And He Shang had already entered, and with the experience of robbery, he entered this even more vast heavenly court, and he was not at a loss at all, and directly grabbed a palace maid and forced him to ask for the detailed map of Tushi Palace and Pan Taoyuan!
And the palace maid didn't know, but think about it, how big is this heavenly court? In general, there must be how many palace maids are divided into one area, but He Shang is not worried, just go all the way, catch all the way, and finally ask clearly!
Then he went directly to the direction of Tushi Palace, and fortunately, the direction he walked was the direction of Tushi Palace, otherwise someone would definitely come to stop him before he waited for the place!
He Shang saw the three words of Tushi Palace from a distance, but he didn't go in directly, but hid outside and waited for a while, until he saw an old man with a dust whisk in his hand hurriedly leaving Tushi Palace, and He Shang came out!
This is also He Shang's plan, at first he planned to pretend to be a Buddhist family member to come in, but suddenly a question came to mind, what if Taishang Laojun is at home?
Although he is invincible and confident in the system, Taishang Laojun is not an ordinary character, but the Taoist ancestor came, and then He Shang directly broke in and directly created chaos, then Taishang Laojun would definitely be summoned by the Jade Emperor and leave home!
Sure enough, everything went according to plan!
He Shang smiled, and directly pushed open the Tushi Palace, and in the middle was a huge Ding furnace, if it was right, it was a gossip furnace, and there was a flame burning inside, this should be the real fire of Samadhi.
But He Shang doesn't have time to pay attention to these, time is pressing, maybe Taishang Laojun will come back in a while!
Then He Shang began to search quickly, no matter what he saw, he just collected it.
And when He Shang was collecting things, above the heavenly court, the clouds and mist were shrouded, giving people an illusory feeling, and gradually, the hazy fog receded, and several hundred-zhang giant pillars stood majestically. The pillar is engraved with a golden coiling dragon pattern, like a living creature ready to move, coiling upwards on the pillar, as if it will rush out and roar up to the sky at any moment.
At the end of dozens of pillars, there is a looming giant hall, close up, the golden light of the giant hall flows, exuding golden light in the clouds and mist, no matter who it is, there is a kind of kneeling on the ground in front of the giant hall, the general urge to worship, and there are four majestic characters written on it.
The Treasure Palace
The Jade Emperor sat majestically on the golden dragon chair, looked at the immortals below, and asked, "Can you catch the person who trespassed on the heavenly court?" ”
Someone immediately replied: "Back to Your Majesty, I haven't caught it yet, but that person seems to have gone to Tushi Palace!" ”
The Jade Emperor was stunned, why did he have to go to Tushi Palace when he came to Heaven? The monkey last time was, and this time it's again!
"How do you know?"
The person below replied: "Because that person has been inquiring about the direction of Tushi Palace, oh, by the way, and the direction of Pan Taoyuan!" ”
The Jade Emperor was stunned again, screaming in his heart, and at the same time ordered: "Quickly dispatch the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to Pan Taoyuan!" "This is the sequelae of being scared by monkeys, how confident were my buddies before? But the monkeys are not so confident after coming once!
At the same time, he asked the immortals below: "Which Aiqing is willing to arrest this person?" ”
At this time, Taishang Laojun walked in indifferently, shaking the dust in his hand, quite like a fairy wind and bones!
And the Jade Emperor didn't care, whoever made the family come to the Dao Ancestor, he couldn't control much at all!
At this time, a child with a spear in his hand walked out, knelt down and said, "The minister is willing to go to Tushi Palace to capture this person!" ”
The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Accurate!" ”
The child clenched his fists and retreated.
And the Taishang Laojun, who had just come in, was stunned when he heard that he was going to the Tushi Palace to arrest people, his face changed wildly, and at the same time, his hands were not idle, so he quickly pinched the magic trick and counted it!
But after a long time, he didn't get anything, Taishang Laojun's face suddenly darkened, and he said to the Jade Emperor, as soon as the Jade Emperor agreed, Taishang Laojun was like burning his buttocks, and he went home in a hurry.
The Jade Emperor looked at the back of Taishang Laojun and sighed in his heart, how long has it been since he was cleared by the monkeys, only a few hundred years, right? This old gentleman has just recovered his strength! And here it is, again.
But it doesn't matter, I'll be a good man again in a few hundred years!
It's not that the Jade Emperor is looking forward to something happening to Taishang Laojun, you say that I am the Lord of the Three Realms, although you are the doppelganger of Daode Tianzun and have a big background, but your daily compulsion is too high, right?
You're more than me, the Lord of the Three Realms, so that others can look at you and me!
The Jade Emperor is too strong Taishang Laojun doesn't know, but he is very unhappy now, looking at the Tushi Palace in front of him, which doesn't even have a gate, he almost vomited a mouthful of blood.
I thought it was someone else's house just now, and I laughed at someone else's house, but I didn't even press the door, but I suddenly remembered that this was the thirty-third heaven, and it seemed that there was my own family here.
Taishang Laojun resisted the urge to vomit blood, and walked into this door without a gate with trembling steps.
I saw that there was an empty space in front of me, even the floor tiles had been dug up, and the Ding furnace in the middle of the hall had disappeared, and there were only some wooden cabinets left, as for all the gourds on the wooden cabinets, all of them were gone, as for the pills in the gourds? Do you still need to think about it?
Taishang Laojun hurriedly walked to the back of the house, there is the pill he hidden, because of the lesson given to him by the monkey last time, the good pills have been hidden by him!
With full hope, he looked inside, and suddenly shouted, "Ah!! My elixir! Then I rolled my eyes and fainted!
And Nezha, the child who dared to come, saw the situation of Tushi Palace and thought that he was in the wrong place, and just about to quit, he heard the cry of Taishang Laojun, and immediately knew that this was not wrong, but was looted!
Hurriedly walked in quickly, and saw Taishang Laojun lying motionless on the ground, Nezha was startled, and helped Taishang Laojun to give him luck, and after a while, Taishang Laojun woke up leisurely, looking at everything in front of him, and the first swear word since birth suddenly squirted out: "Damn, I'm going to refine you into a pill,"
But suddenly I thought that I didn't even have a Ding furnace, so I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm going to kill you!" After speaking, in Nezha's demented gaze, he quickly got up from the ground and rushed out of the Tushi Palace!
That look, how can there be a little indifference!