Zhuang Pi over and over again, thinking back to the situation in the past two days, he grabbed his scalp in distress, looked at the four masters and apprentices who were quarreling, frowned and thought: What kind of world is this, is the protagonist my Zhuang Pi?

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Two days ago.

There is a mountain here, there is a temple on the mountain, and there is a handsome monk in the temple, standing on the heads of the four monks, holding a Zen staff, pinching his waist and pointing to the sky: "I want this day-"

Click!

A thunderbolt struck, and the blue sky cracked!

A hairy-faced monkey with a thunderous mouth fell from the crack and smashed into a large vat in the temple, hum~!

"Master, the sky is the moon in the water, and the flowers in the mirror, you can't touch it! My grandson doesn't understand, why do you want to touch the sky?? ”

Zhu Bajie snorted, pushed Sun Wukong out of the vat, and said quietly: "Master, you are standing on someone's head, at most two meters closer to the sky, you can't touch the drops of the sky-"

Seeing the master's annoyed gaze, Zhu Bajie closed his mouth with interest, hurriedly turned his head, grabbed the edge of the cylinder and shouted: "Senior Brother Sha, quickly knock the cylinder down and let me out!" ”

Sha Seng snorted, spread out his palms and pushed violently, just touching the vat lightly, and then shouted with a smile: "It's too heavy, I can't push it, Xiaobai, you come!" ”

The little white dragon horse's face stretched a little longer, raised his front hooves and flicked it, and neighed: "Get out!" ”

Bang!

The vat topped down, and Gurr rolled to the wall, clacking into three pieces with a clatter.

Zhu Bajie trembled, jumped up and shouted, "Master, Xiaobai is about to kick me to death!" ”

Tang Seng jumped down from the four bald heads, and the Zen staff flung back at will, hitting the heads of the four monks, and the monks were in pain and fell to the sky.

"Kick you dead pig, it's okay!" Tang Seng walked to the wall and squatted down, "It's just that the vat has pressed these flowers and plants, small mosquitoes and insects, Amitabha, sins and sins!" ”

Zhu Bajie wiped his big eyes, wiped off the eye droppings from the corners of his eyes, and howled with a sad face: "Brother Monkey, what are you doing?" To be fair! ”

Sun Wukong cocked Erlang's legs, lay on the back of the little white dragon, picked his teeth with a golden hoop stick, stroked a handful of small white dragons on the belly, and the big heads of the four masters and apprentices were tattooed, curled their tongues and said:

"Look, there's roast duck in the sky!"

Everyone in the temple looked at the sky together, and several fireworks flew out of the cracks, burning and blooming, forming the appearance of a roast duck.

After picking his teeth, Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick between his fingers, took a puff, and then puffed out a cigarette in his nostrils, spit out a big smoke ring, squinted and said: "The easter eggs are coming!" It doesn't matter what we say or do, no one will look at us at this time! ”

After the roast duck fireworks dissipated, a line of smoky characters appeared in the sky-

Nantianmen Shunhe roast duck, I wish you all a happy movie!

More than 1,000 VR immersive viewing aircraft with hidden mode turned off rushed to the sky to grab the point cards and gift packages hanging under the big characters.

Zhuang Pi looked at the coaxed viewing aircraft, glanced at the counting column, "1038", and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it finally exceeded a thousand, and the advertising sponsorship that he worked hard to pull was finally not in vain, and he brought back some popularity in time.

One thousand subscriptions is the minimum for Ding Pin D-level, and if it is less than this amount, it will be removed from the company's shelves.

Zhuang Pi is responsible for maintaining the four story lines, and the interpretation of the four famous novels in ancient times are all Ding Pin D-grade that will be cut off if you are not careful.

When he first joined the company at the beginning of the year, he was still full of confidence to rush one of the story lines to C, but after only one season, he completely lost his confidence, thinking that he could maintain a subscription of no more than a thousand, and he would be grateful if he could not drop a thousand or hit the street.

Didi, there was an alarm, among the 9 subcategories of the film and television base, the No. 987 theater of "Dream of Red Mansions" in charge of Zhuang Pi had an accident, and Lin Daiyu exploded.

Zhuang Pi hurriedly opened the viewfinder, and hurried to save while checking the situation, pulling back the deviated story line.

is playing "Daiyu Funeral Flowers", but at this time, Zhuang Pi saw the scene through the viewfinder, and almost thought that Daiyu was buried.

I saw Daiyu covered in mud, her face was charred like charcoal, leaning over a crooked-necked willow tree, surrounded by blown flowers, and Jia Baoyu, who was stunned.

Zhuang Pi guessed at a glance that there must be a high-level user who replaced Daiyu's flowers with explosives. Spending money to buy accidents and looking at ordinary users with a confused look is the habit of this kind of advanced users.

But this time, after Daiyu was blown up, she did not continue her 'miserable' acting, but was stunned.

Daiyu bent her hands and feet, climbed up the tree trunk like a spider, lifted her clothes blankly on her face, exposed her navel, and saw that no spider silk shot out, so she sucked her tongue and kept spitting.

Didi, before the crazy Daiyu deteriorated further, Zhuang Pi finally arrived and hurriedly threw out a mosaic Rubik's cube, covering the space where Daiyu was.

In the mosaic cube, the willow tree shatters into the shape of quicksand, and the soil under the tree turns into flowing water, which flows into the ground at the same time. A snow-white smooth plane was revealed, and the surrounding environment of light and shadow disappeared into a pure white background.

Beep, Zhuang Pi turned off the bionic Lin Daiyu, and while hurriedly applying for maintenance reporting, he complained: "The iron roosters in the cost control department are too saving!" Directly take the spider spirit eliminated in Journey to the West, load a setting program, and use it for me as Lin Daiyu! ”

"Although my drama is the last, it is also the company's film and television products, can you be serious!"

After waiting for three minutes, a maintenance personnel came to connect, checked remotely for more than ten seconds, and said: "The cache has not been cleaned up, and the memory of the previous character has become the current subconscious!" ”

Zhuang Pi received the patch, loaded it into a memory chip, and issued a maintenance order.

Bang, the tip of Lin Daiyu's nose cracked eight cracks, and with a bang, her head then split into eight pieces. Zhuang Pi unplugged the original role-playing chip and plugged in the new chip.

With a bang, Lin Daiyu's head was closed, the cache was completely cleared, and she returned to normal. Zhuang Pi took back the mosaic and ordered Lin Daiyu to continue acting.

The repairs took a total of five minutes, but the audience had already left more than 100 people. Zhuang Pi had no choice but to grit his teeth and take out 1,000 points from the already tight funds and hold a lottery, which brought back more than 90 people.

Just stopped for a while, Didi, there was an early warning, the company's AI system predicted that the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" theater he was in charge of might cause serious agitation and destruction, which made him nervous again.

During the performance, 129 subscribers crowdfunded "ghost animal skills" to use during the door-knocking session.

Wolonggang, in front of the thatched house in the sparse forest in front of the gang, Liu Bei stepped forward and knocked on the door.

Bang bang, bang bang!

The dynamic rhythm of the knock on the door sounded.

Liu Bei was responsible for chanting, Zhang Fei was responsible for B-Box ventriloquism, and Guan Yu was responsible for dancing with a big knife.

Move times, move times!

"Zhuge Liang, don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home, you have the ability to sleep well, why don't you have the ability to open the door!"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!"

Squeak! The door opened.

A scholar shook his head and said, "Mr. is not at home, no, no, no, no, no, no!" ”

……

Bang doo, doo doo......

More than half of the more than 1,000 people are rocking the movie-watching aircraft, dancing in unison, spewing colorful air currents, wantonly destroying the virtual environment.

A live performance of the "ghost animal" show, the lively performance is over. The agitation and destruction that Zhuang Pi worried about did not happen on a large scale, and he was immediately relieved.

Beep, a red message popped up, and in the "Water Margin" theater he was in charge of, a player bought control of the storyline for three minutes.

Zhuang Pi was happy and hurriedly rushed over. Just bought it for three minutes, it must be that I have no money, and I want to change the story line to enjoy the poor sling, but three minutes of tossing and turning can also make a lot of things.

The three evil tigers ran on the mountain, chased Song Jiang and Li Kui, and came to the edge of the cliff.

Li Kui, who was on the back of a tiger, hugged Song Jiang's thin back, and said affectionately: "Jiang Jiang, You jump!" I jump！ ”

"Kui Kui, Jump is Jump!" Song Jiang is also affectionate, "It's just this mountain breeze, it's cool and cool!" ”

"Only You ——! with me"

The two sang together, jumped off the cliff, snapped twice, and fell into a meatloaf!

Beep~ When the time was up, Zhuang Pi took back control, but he didn't move, because he was completely stunned-

People are dead, how the can this be saved!

Numerous barrages flashed in midair.

"Watching coffee is awesome!"

(Guancai, the big coffee in the audience, the main coffee)

"Guanka T 666!"

"The theater director is crying now!"

“6666666！”

"Director, how can you act when you die!"

"Like 666!"

“\^O^/ 666！”

……

Zhuang Pi grabbed his scalp in pain, knocked his head, and tried to think of a way, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a way.

The system AI controls light and shadow, and a virtual immortal is created.

The lifelike Nine Heavens Xuannu fell on the cliff, waved her hand to drive away the evil tiger, the fairy music sounded, and the Nine Heavens Xuannu said loudly:

"Song Jiang, break the demons in your heart and come out of the illusion......"

took all this as a fantasy to sharpen Song Jiang and resurrected Song Jiang Li Kui, which is quite reasonable, and finally successfully continued the story line.

Zhuang Pi wiped the fine sweat on his forehead and laughed at himself: "Which of the four famous books I am responsible for, but the four famous blocks!" Plug hearts!! ”

"I'm always tired of saving the scene, when will I be able to become a first-class drama director!"

A-grade theaters, all of which are serious dramas and reasonable adaptations, like the Dingpin D-class theater he is now in charge of, all win by spoofs.

Who wouldn't spoof! Describing human nature, conveying values, expressing oneself, and operating a solemn drama are the dreams of every director!

At the end of today's performance, Zhuang Pi deleted the memory of the robot, completed the handover, and got off work in a small flying car.

Back at the residence, the home AI prompted Zhuang Pi that two important items had arrived, he clicked on the panel to receive, and after two minutes, the doorbell rang, and the logistics robot sent two boxes.

When I opened the first box, it was an invitation letter from his hometown elementary school, inviting him to give a speech, after all, it is a great thing to be able to enter the Chaofang BIG Film and Television Group.

"Just send an email and send an invitation letter, it's formal!"

He put the letter away and opened the second box.

Inside the box is a white memory card, but other than that, even the sender's address on the box is encrypted.

He wondered a little, in this super cloud era, there are still people still using memory cards, who could it be?!