Chapter 5: Baoyu's Bomb
Jia Baoyu turned over and dismounted, and the horse behind him immediately froze, as if someone had suddenly pressed the freeze frame button, and even the mane that swayed in the wind did not move like a stone statue.
"Jia Baoyu? I haven't seen you, what's the matter with you? Sun Wukong said with a smile.
Jia Baoyu shouted: "I want to change my life back!" ”
"Change your life?! You go to find the reincarnated boy, what's the use of looking for me! Sun Wukong said with a smile.
"Humph!" Jia Baoyu said angrily, "I must, and I can only find you to get your life back!" ”
Sun Wukong jumped to his feet and said angrily: "You little sassy year, why are you blowing up!" I don't know how to be polite at a young age, and I am a hundred-year-old man! Be careful I'm annoyed, I'll beat you into a pate with a stick! ”
"Humph!" Jia Baoyu snorted coldly, turned around and patted the horse's back, which opened like a car door. He took out a bomb from it and threw it at Sun Wukong.
"Next!"
Sun Wukong caught the bomb, looked at the dozen colorful wires on it, the flashing red timer, blinked his golden eyelids, and wondered: "What is this?" ”
Jia Baoyu said: "A long-bearded Taoist chief gave it to me, you take it first!" ”
"Listen to me!"
"Good!" Sun Wukong readily agreed, pulled out a hair, and blew it, conjured up a long bench, and sat on it.
Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, you fought for me and sat on the bench.
"Brother Monkey, let me see what this thing is?"
"Second Senior Brother, give it to me, let me see!"
"Bring it, let the teacher take a look first!"
Zhuang Pi watched the four masters and apprentices play like children watching a play, and he was suddenly anxious, and when he saw the red timer on the bomb, he was even more anxious to sweat! Hurry up and grab the bomb!
"Bomb!"
"It's a bomb!!"
"Throw it away!!"
At this time, the bomb was snatched by Zhu Bajie in his hand, he hurriedly dodged back with the bomb, and smiled triumphantly at Zhuang Pi: "Fourth junior brother, just entered the master's door, are you going to rob the senior brother's things!" ”
"Fourth Senior Brother, what did you say?? Beep, beep, beep - what are you talking about! Crazy you! ”
"Look at the madman, hahahaha!"
"yes, hahahaha, madman!"
"What kind of ecstasy soup did Guanyin Bodhisattva pour you? You can't even speak! ”
"Hahaha, madman, hahaha, the fourth junior brother is talking crazy, it's so funny! Hahaha......"
Seeing the appearance of the four masters and apprentices laughing at themselves frantically, Zhuang Pi was angry and anxious, and raised his head to the sky and roared: "Ah——! What the is this world!! ”
"If you say it, it can be automatically silenced!!"
"Beep beep beep! Beep your fucking head! This is going to beep me to death!! ”
"Ahem!" Jia Baoyu coughed lightly, "Attention, it's talking!" ”
"I came from heaven and was born with jade. Growing up in the gentle township, he was sleepy and cried. ”
"I was originally a spirit stone left when Nuwa was mending the sky, but you, Sun Wukong, were just a fairy stone on Huaguo Mountain. So, I am the Heavenly Stone, and you are the Earth Stone. ”
"You of the earth stone, you have learned a skill, made trouble in the heavenly palace, and obtained the name of the Monkey King, how majestic!"
"I'm in Tianshi, I have a stinky skin, I live in the women's pile all day long, I can't achieve anything, I'm dazed, and my family business has failed!"
"Hmph, that's not fair!"
"It's you, Sun, Gou, and Sora! Robbed me of my fierce life! ”
"I, Tianshi, should be like you, full of guts, killing all directions! You should be like me, cowardly and miserable! ”
"You say, did you steal my life!"
Sun Wukong hesitated and said, "This-"
"—seems to make some sense."
"Phew!" Sun Wukong sighed, and suddenly there seemed to be a hint of epiphany on his face, "All beings are arranged out by us, just to grow according to their wishes, destined by nature, who can change it!" ”
"Do you think Lao Sun is willing to be a stupid thug! Never loved, never loved, even if the heart is moved, it will quietly disappear, there is a kind of ruthless, how miserable this is! ”
"Jia Baoyu, I, Sun Wukong, also want to exchange my life with you and taste the taste of love!"
They all thought about each other's lives, but fate pushed them to march in the established direction, helpless to let the flowers fall, and look up to the sky to leave a sigh.
"Gross!" Sha Seng retched exaggeratedly, "Senior brother, when will you be so lyrical!" ”
Sha Seng turned his head and found that both Master and Bajie had tears in their eyes, and suddenly their old faces turned red, they lowered their heads and were unhappy, and their eyes were full of tears, as if they were infected and remembered the sad past.
Sad, sad as much as you want, no longer cry in sadness, just laugh in sadness. However, who can laugh at life in a chic way!
People have seven emotions and six desires, but animals don't, I saw Jia Baoyu riding a horse, snorting, slowly pacing to the little white dragon, courting and neighing.
"Get out!" The little white dragon roared angrily, raised his leg and kicked the horse, he was the prince of the Dragon Palace, how could he look at the livestock in the mortal world.
Boom!
The horse fell to the ground, kicked up a cloud of dust, foamed at the mouth, and kicked its four hooves for a while, and died on the spot.
Ahem, choked to death. The four masters and apprentices hurriedly left the bench, patting the dust on their bodies and hiding out of the dust-covered area.
"Dead, haha, dead, all dead, hahaha......" Jia Baoyu suddenly went crazy, trembling all over, his hair was scattered, and his messy hair was mixed with dust, flying in the wind.
"Kill me!" Jia Baoyu opened his teeth and claws, glaring at Sun Wukong madly, "Please, kill me!" Please! ”
Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed, complicated emotions flashed in his eyes, and he shouted: "Okay! I'll kill you! ”
The golden hoop rod struck out with a thud, and instantly beat Jia Baoyu into a paper-thin meatloaf.
"Didi!"
The timer on the bomb triggers, and the countdown begins.
“10000,9999,9998……”
Looking at the constantly flashing blood-red countdown, Zhuang shouted again.
"The countdown has begun!"
"It's a countdown bomb!!"
"Throw it away! Throw it away!! ”
However, the four masters and apprentices couldn't understand his shouts at all, and could only hear the sound of beeping.
After Zhuang Pi shouted a few times, he gradually calmed down, and he saw that Luo Yihao was also yelling, throw it away, throw it away; And the mechanical Ji Luohong just turned around indifferently and walked away, avoiding it from a distance.
Zhuang Pi ran to Luo Yhao, put his arms around his shoulders, and said hurriedly: "Can you understand me?" Can you hear me talking about bombs? ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Luo Yhao also replied hurriedly.
"My name is Luo Yhao, what's your name?" Luo Yhao asked.
"My name is Zhuang Pi!"
"Hello."
"Hello."
The two held hands together and were shoulder to shoulder.
"I'll go, what am I doing!" "I'm rubbing, what am I doing!"
Both exclaimed at the same time, what the hell! At this critical juncture, what are you doing to say hello to each other!
Zhuang Pi frowned and said, "I found that only the two of us can understand each other's modern vocabulary!" ”
"Yes, yes." Luo Yhao kept nodding and said, "However, my mechanical Ji seems to be able to understand it!" ”
Zhuang Pi reprimanded: "Is it useful if she doesn't understand?" Does she still listen to your orders now? The robot has a mind of its own, and who knows what's going on in her steel brain? Who knows if she's a pawn of the Layout Man and is watching us! ”
Luo Yhao is just a second-year teenager, when he heard Zhuang Pi say this, he suddenly lost his attention, and gave his body and mind to Zhuang Pi, with a reliance in his heart, and looked at Zhuang Pi with hopeful eyes.
Zhuang Pi said earnestly: "As soon as the countdown is over, the bomb will explode." ”
"The top priority now is to explain clearly to the four of them what a bomb is!"
"Be quick, who knows if the countdown will suddenly explode unexpectedly before the countdown is over!"
"Yes, it's likely to explode suddenly and unexpectedly!" Hearing Zhuang Pi say this, Luo Yihao's nervous hairs suddenly stood up.
"Just, explain what a bomb ——?"
"How do you explain that??"