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Love.Hotel。

Love Hostel.

This is a place that couples (usually men) aspire to...... One.

What the? Why one, you ask?

Forehead......

Everyone, do you still remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake?

Why name Daming Lake?

In fact, Daming Lake is a lake, that is to say, in fact, Xia Yuhe and Huang Ama are popping by the lake.

In other words, field warfare is also something that men aspire to...... One.

Ahem, in short, when Wang Dong and Elsie Belle raised their heads and looked at the giant hotel with a height of fifty or sixty floors, they said in unison: "If this blows up, how many people can be killed." ”

"Why did your first thought be to blow up the building!" Miro on the side felt that his scalp was numb, where did you come from terrorists? Give me a good idea of whether there are ropes, whips, candles, vibrating eggs, massage sticks, two-headed dragons, lubes, condoms, and so on!

"You think, human beings don't always have a ...... How so? The urge to destroy good things is right? Wang Dong looked at Miro with a serious face and said reasonably.

"For example?" Miro asked.

"Uh...... Staining the blank paper? ”

"This can be there." Miro nodded thoughtfully.

"Or scribbling on the walls?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Also, give a picture of the work port in the book of the innocent school flower!"

“…… This one...... Barely counted, right? ”

"Another example. Fill the white turbid liquid with the young. Female whole body! ”

"This one is completely out! Uncle Police is this man. Come and get him! ”

"Huh. Uncle police can't stop the surging ** in my heart! ”

"Yan. It's a crime to shoot a young girl! It's a crime in any world! ”

"Wow, your mind is so dirty...... Wang Dong stepped back a few meters with a disgusted expression, as if he was moving away from a moving pollution source, "I obviously said to the young. Female drinking large bottle of milk, young. The woman will let the milk splash all over her body because she can't drink it! ”

"That kind of side-kick-like welfare, except for the author's kind of change, who will like it!" Miro threw the fat in his pocket to the ground, and then roared with tears streaming down his face, "And Miss Elsiebell, please don't sneak the fat into my pocket from somewhere!?" Even if you have to be a fortress...... Please stuff a woman! ”

"I stuffed the male ** because I bought it, and the reason why I stuffed it for you is because I think it's more ...... than you," Acebelle explained in a serious way. But after a short pause, her expression suddenly changed to shock: "Could it be that you actually like to wear women's ......?"

"Not really! Not at all! Without hesitation, Miro raised his hand and put a big fork in front of him, and said with tears in his eyes: "Please, please don't play with me, your lover is a hundred times more fun than me, a hundred times!" ”

"Wucao Miro, you're a little unkind......" Wang Dong, who was watching the show next to him, said that he didn't want to, why would I get shot while lying down!? And what does a hundredfold mean!

"No, no, no, Lord Wang Dong, your girlfriend is playing with a strange man! Please eat some vinegar! Miro looked at Wang Dong with a stern expression, trying to activate the guilt in Wang Dong's heart in a righteous tone, "And." I don't have a girlfriend, so don't show affection anymore. ”

"This ......," Wang Dong silently glanced at Miro. Then he looked at the sky at a melancholy forty-five degree angle, and sighed: "If you don't use love to show a single dog, then who will you show?" ”

“…… You're doing this poss, just to say this? Miro covered his forehead and said with tears streaming down his face: "Please! Go book a room! Stop bullying an innocent tour guide! ”

“…… Since you've begged like that...... Wang Dong said with a hint of regret, "then I can only let you go." ”

"Why do you feel sorry for ......" Miro wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and he felt as if he had escaped a disaster - at this moment, Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Wujing sent a congratulatory message: Young man, you still have 80 difficulties~~

"Anyway, let's go and book a house first!" After calming down the uneasiness in his heart, Miro hurriedly said: "If it's late, maybe there won't be any vacant rooms!" ”

"That's right." Although Miro's ability to change the subject was very clumsy, Wang Dong decided to let go of this poor tour guide (?) ), and will not continue to bully others......

Wait, why do you think Wang Dong is like a bad guy!?

"Let's go, let's go~" Elsie Belle grinned and put her arms around Wang Dong, and then walked towards the inn with him.

Walking into the lobby, the first floor looks no different from a normal hotel......

That's weird!

Wang Dong said that it is completely different from ordinary hotels, okay!

There are no waiters on the first floor, but there are a large number of monitors on the wall in front of the entrance, some of which are dimmed and some of which are lit.

"A dim monitor means that the room has been booked, while a light monitor means that the room has not been booked yet." "And if you need to book a room, you have to choose a house first, and then you will use your card according to the price of the house you choose." ”

"I see...... Wang Dong raised his head and glanced at the nearly fifty screens in front of him, and said, "Although there are many screens, but ...... Is it possible to say that there is only one room on one floor? ”

A hotel with fifty or sixty floors has only more than fifty screens......

That's not right, right!?

"Uh...... There's a ...... in the back," Elsie Belle tugged at Wang Dong's sleeve, and pointed to the back of the wall—it turned out that it wasn't really a hotel wall, but just a place to put it up. Something like a screen.

And behind this wall. There are also several walls of the same size that stretch to the end of the road - where there is an elevator.

"That's how it works......" Wang Dong nodded in realization. Then he said to Acebell, "Little Love, let's take a look at any rooms that interest you." ”

"Uh-huh!" Elsie Belle nodded, and then walked through with Wang Dong, holding hands.

"That...... Can I go? Standing behind the two, Miro rubbed his hands together with an embarrassed face - damn it, this feeling was too embarrassing, a couple was picking a house in the love hotel, and he was following behind......

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Miro, you can go back first." Wang Dong smiled awkwardly, and then said to Miro: "We will get up at about 8 o'clock tomorrow morning." ”

"Okay!" Miro nodded in understanding. Then he bent down and said, "Then I will retire first!" ”

After saying that, Miro quickly turned his head, and then walked outside with a rapid pace - a single dog in the love hotel...... Miró felt uncomfortable!

"Let's go ahead and choose." Looking at Miro's fleeing back, Wang Dong shook his head with a smile, and then looked at Acebelle and said.

"Yes! ~" Elsie Belle nodded, then looked up and browsed with Wang Dong.

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Although love. There are hundreds of types of fun rooms, but Wang Dong and Acebelle are not the kind of people who have to look at all the rooms and then choose the room they like.

So after looking at about a dozen rooms, the two of them directly chose a room with a red tone.

Well, very old-fashioned red room with red sheets. Red curtains......

It's like in a TV series.

However, the two vampires, Wang Dong and Elsie Belle, both have a soft spot for red.

After the two men made the payment, they passed by the layers of walls. Finally, I came to the end of the hallway, took the elevator to the twelfth floor, and after searching for a while, I came to the door of room 1204.

"Why didn't I feel my heart beating faster even though I came to the Love Hotel?" Wang Dong opened the door with the key, and complained speechlessly.

"Because even if we come here, we won't snap, will we? Mr. Vampire, who admits to death. Elsie Belle sighed and said helplessly, "Anyway, you can use excuses like advances." ”

"I didn't want to get your revenge for your body." Wang pushed the door open, and waited for Elsie Belle to walk in before entering and closing the door.

"That's what you say...... But I'm obviously tempted by all kinds of seductions, but you are not impulsive at all, which will make me very disappointed! Elsie Belle pouted, disappointed.

“…… This ......" Wang Dong scratched his face, and then said with a smile: "Okay, in fact, I use magic to suppress it every time...... Otherwise, it would have been changed long ago. ”

"Really?" Hearing Wang Dong's words, Elsiebell's eyes lit up.

"Really, really." Wang Dong was still a little shy about this kind of topic, so he couldn't help but speed up his speech, and said angrily: "Let's take a look first...... Hey? ”

Wang Dong first subconsciously prepared to explore the environment in the room, but when his perception extended out, he found out......

The room was like a cage, and his perception couldn't break through the walls of the room!

"What's wrong?" Essie Belle looked at Acebell, who had a solemn face, and asked, "What happened?" ”

"My mental power...... Unable to pass through the walls of this house. Wang Dong said solemnly.

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Actually, I haven't been to the Love Hotel because no one has gone with me, hahaha......

Ha ha......

Woo......

Woowoo......

QAQ……

orz…… (To be continued......)