Chapter 1 The Red Panda Leaves (For [Tired?) Added)
On the second day of February, the dragon raises its head, spring returns to the earth, and everything recovers.
On this day, White Coral's movie was drawn, with a cumulative box office of 4.508 billion. Xing Ye once again created a myth, and White Coral also entered the 6 billion club in one fell swoop.
Bai Coral excitedly chirped to show off to the left and right, but then he was forced to start on various programs, run various fields, and earn all kinds of money.
The little couple don't want to reunite in the short term.
Zuo Xiaoyou still lives a very leisurely life in Liangshan.
In the world of painting walls for more than 4,000 years, it took several days for Zuo Xiaoyou to re-adapt to the days of Liangshan.
Thanks to the jade plate that Hongjun gave him, after countless tribulations, Hongjun's experience, and countless miscellaneous studies are enough to make Zuo Xiaoyou kill boring time.
It's been eleven days since he returned from the world of "Painted Wall", and yesterday, he learned the name of the next world.
Very unexpected.
It's "The King of Comedy".
This movie is an old movie filmed by Xing Ye in 1998 and released in 1999, and it is also the transformation of Xing Ye from the front of the stage to the backstage.
This is not a simple comedy, but belongs to the film life of the star master, "The King of Comedy" takes the little people's dragon actors as the starting point, and the jokes rendered with bitterness inadvertently give people a resonant touch, the star dream between the star master's hard work and the grassroots, the pure love of Cecilia on the screen for the first time, a simple sentence: "I raise you"! How many sincere touches are infected.
In 1999, Zuo Xiaoyou was still very young, only 14 years old, at that time he thought that this movie was not very good, only the glasses boy was more fun when he collected protection money, but as time went by, as he grew older, he turned around and watched this movie again. There is always something new to see and something inexplicable.
The last time Zuo Xiaoyou watched this movie, he felt that a man met the woman he loved the most in his life when he was most powerless. The feeling of wanting to tear yourself apart cannot be expressed in words.
This also tells Zuo Xiaoyou a truth, a man must first have his own career. At least when the economy is relatively stable, it will be better to fall in love and talk about marriage again.
Otherwise, if you meet someone you like when you have nothing, more than 90% of it will make you miserable for the rest of your life.
So before he got the shuttle, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't have a serious relationship, and he didn't dare to expect a good love. Because love has always been based on material foundations.
After eating the last meal and not the next meal, the day is not safe, what qualifications do you have to talk about love?
You like a girl. Do you want her to drink the northwest wind with you?
"Why this movie?" This is where Zuo Xiaoyou can't understand: "There is nothing in this movie. ”
There are no items, no abilities, not to mention money, and there is no suitable character aspect.
Cecilia? Cecilia in the movie is already a chicken, and she is also the woman of the star;
Wen Wei? Not his dish.
"If the system decides, I am only responsible for publishing." Xiao Hei's answer is still so annoying.
But that's fine.
The movie starring Xing Ye has not been encountered for a long time.
Last time, it was "Journey to the West" in the 21st Realm, but in that movie. Zuo Xiaoyou almost snatched Xing Ye's role, so that Xing Ye and Bai Gu Jing finally became married. Then he returned five hundred years ago with the Moonlight Treasure Box.
Before that, it was the "Jigong" of the Seventeenth Realm, and when he became the teacher of Xingye, it was the first time he met Houtu and took her away.
There are a lot of memories that Xing Ye gave him.
I just didn't expect it. When his strength reaches his level, but he will still enter an ordinary world like "The King of Comedy", he doesn't know what tasks this movie will release to him?
Do you want him to give Xing Ye a lot of money and let Xing Ye marry Cecilia home in a glorious manner?
Or did you stop that scumbag in advance before Cecilia was deceived by the scumbag?
I don't want to.
With his current abilities. No matter what the task is, it can be easily completed, the difference is only the length of time.
The dragon raised its head, it is also the beginning of the first wave of spring sowing, the climate of Liangshan is warmer than that of the central and eastern regions, and the current temperature is very suitable for spring sowing, so the villagers of Liangshan are busy in the fields and ridges, and the pastoral scenery of spring sowing.
Zuo Xiaoyou was interested, and also planted some potatoes, corn and potatoes on his own hill.
And in the most primitive way, carrying a hoe to farm, experiencing the suffering of the ancient people.
It's a pity that his physique is no longer like that of ordinary people, and he doesn't feel half tired after a day's work. But he really experienced the hard work of hoeing under the sun, and he also had a further understanding of cherishing food.
It is no wonder that among the eighteen layers of hell, there is the "waste of food".
When you are alive, if you waste food and trample on grains, for example, throw away leftover banquets, or throw away things you don't like to eat in two bites. After death, he will be sent to the hell of 舂 (chong) 臼 (jiu), and put into the mortar to kill. The amazing thing is that if you talk while eating, especially swearing, swearing, and swearing, you will also be sent to hell after death. So remind everyone that it is best not to talk when eating, especially scolding the street.
Don't know what a rut is?
Do you know the tools and methods of eating noodles and pounding garlic at home?
The tool is called mortar, and the method is to lick.
You can imagine that when you waste food in your life, or when you swear while eating, you will be turned into a clove of garlic and put in a mortar.
The powder of the scoop is crushed, like mud, and it is sour...... Gee.
Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't like to waste food since he was a child, and he didn't use foul language or scold when he ate. Food is a necessity for human survival, and if there is no food, then human beings ...... You can eat meat.
Just kidding.
If this is really the case, won't he become the Emperor Jin Hui who said, 'Why not eat minced meat'!
After a day's work, under deliberate control, I also sweated. Back home, take a good bath.
Today, the Zhang sisters went back to their parents' house to help with farm work. Now that Zhang Aniu is still young, how much work can a mother do as a woman? Of course, with the current economic conditions of the Zhang family, even if they don't farm, there is no problem. But after years of cultivating habits, every season, the orphans and widows of the Zhang family still have to finish the work in the fields.
What's more, everyone else works, but you don't. This kind of detachment from the masses is unacceptable.
Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou has purchased seeding machines for the village, which are the latest pollution-free and noiseless seeders. It has made sowing a lot easier for the villagers. And with the planter, what the villagers have to do is much simpler, almost in the middle of play, the spring sowing is over.
When the two sisters returned, they brought back some pieces of golden hair cake. The taste is average, but the mother of the Zhang sisters steamed it by herself, which is the fruit of the wisdom of the laborers, and it is delicious to eat it.
"Brother, the red panda has grown up. I've been fighting with fat big people lately, should we release the red panda back into the forest? In the yard, looking at the red pandas that have grown up, but are far away from the fat panda and the mother panda, and have an unhappy face, Zhang Ayi said.
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "It's time too." ”
Now the age of the red panda is close to two years old, because it serves well, eats well, and grows well. Although it is not yet two years old, it is already the size of a three-year-old panda. And the panda reached the age of two. He would leave his mother to live alone.
Because the mating rights of male pandas are very cruel, it is common in nature for two common pandas to fight to the death in order to compete for the mating rights of female pandas. Now that the red panda has grown up, it is impossible for the fat panda to tolerate the red panda to continue to live with him and the female panda, and the red panda can't tolerate the fat panda, so the two male pandas often fight during this time. If it weren't for the maid beside them, these two pandas would have been fighting to the death.
However, judging from the current situation, Fat Da relied on the advantages of age, height and weight, and the red panda had no power to fight back, and directly beat it out of its own territory. The red panda can only be secretly unhappy in the corner of the yard.
Under such circumstances, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that it was time to send the red panda to the mountains and forests. Of course, it is only for the red panda to try its life in the wild, and there will still be a T-1000 to protect it secretly, and once the condition is not good, the red panda will also be treated in time.
The next day, Zuo Xiaoyou left the panda house with the red panda and entered the bamboo forest.
The Zhang sisters were very reluctant to let the red panda leave, and when they were separated, they kept hugging and touching it, and tears flowed.
"Alright." Zuo Xiaoyou patted the two girls on the shoulder: "Any species has its own laws of survival, the red panda just returns to the life that originally belonged to it, you shouldn't be sad." ”
"But......" The two sisters reluctantly looked at the red panda walking towards the depths of the bamboo forest, wiping their tears: "I don't know if the red panda can live?" It's not even two years old after all. ”
"Don't worry!" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "I have secretly sent someone to protect it, it will be fine." ”
Knowing that Zuo Xiaoyou had already made arrangements, the two sisters were relieved.
When they returned to the panda house, the two sisters looked at the sweet fat man who was holding the bamboo and gnawing on it, so they were angry, and went up to ping pong and beat it: "You bad guy, let you drive the red panda away!" I'll let you chase the red panda away! Shoot you! ”
The fat man screamed when he was beaten, as if to say: Beat up the national treasure, do you know that this is a crime?
The female panda looked confused, and she didn't know why the two girls were beating fat? But the female panda was hungry, gnawing on the sweetness of the bamboo, and had no time to pay attention to the question of why the fat panda was beaten.
Seeing such a harmonious scene, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled, carried the hoe and went to work again.
The weather in Liangshan is good today.
(The first watch, there are two more shifts after the early morning.) Then, the brothers and sisters who guessed correctly in "The King of Comedy" can go to the second group to find the 'Phoenix Girl' to receive the reward. Since the last event, Feng Yatou has been surrounded by countless hungry wolves, you guys give me a little bit! (To be continued.) )
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