Then he slammed himself on the head, followed by two big slaps, and then slammed his face.

Tong Xiangyu was shocked, and was about to intercept it, but was stopped by Bai Zhantang: "Xiangyu ......" suddenly turned his head to the void and said: "I'm fighting with you!" He poked his finger in front of him a few times, and then suddenly stopped.

From the point to the V gesture, he wanted to poke his eyes, but his left hand was held down, Bai Zhantang suddenly said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I'm not dead, can't I not die?" ”

immediately returned to normal, lying on the roof panting, looked at Tong Xiangyu, who was motionless, and said with a wry smile: "Hehe, it's really impossible to survive and die, this kind of life, what's the point of living again?" ”

When night fell, everyone in the lobby was bowing their heads to eat, and Guo Furong was still struggling on the side, shouting: "Don't let your aunt and grandmother earn it if you have the ability, otherwise I will burn your shop with a fire, and then roast you into beef jerky......"

Speaking of this, a stomach and gurgling sound sounded, and he continued to shout: "Put some cumin, sprinkle some pepper and green onions, put it on the fire and roast it slowly, roast it......"

Saying that, he smashed his mouth and said, "What are you eating?" Why is it so fragrant? ”

Li smiled widely: "Finally know that you are hungry?" Aren't you quite capable? ”

Guo Furong pursed her lips and said stiffly: "Cut, I'm just asking casually, you are still serious." ”

Li Dazui beckoned: "Qingxi, bring this bowl of rice to my sister!" ”

Xiucai took the rice and put it in front of Xiao Guo, and then said obediently: "Sister, use it slowly!" ”

Guo Furong raised her chin: "Hey, you're too ruthless, aren't you?" How can I eat when I'm tied up like this? ”

Lu Xiucai blinked his eyes and said curiously: "Then what do you want?" ”

Guo Furong looked at the others and found that they didn't pay attention to this side, so she whispered: "You loosen the ties for your sister, and your sister will buy you candy to eat!" ”

Lu Xiucai was stunned for a moment, and waved his hand again and again: "Forget it, that uncle gave me two pennies in the afternoon, and before I could spend it, I was beaten up by my mother, and I will never take other people's money casually in the future!" ”

At this time, Li Dazui turned around and beckoned: "Qingxi is so good, I'm about to catch up with your father!" ”

Lu Xiucai waved his finger and said: "My father can memorize "Lunyu" and "Book of Songs", and he will also be "Historical Records", and he can also write poems ......."

A thought flashed in Guo Furong's mind, and the scenes of the past few days appeared in front of her.

Lu Xiucai also waved his fingers: "That's my father, he can memorize "Lunyu" and "Book of Songs", and he will also be "Historical Records", and he can also write poems ......"

At that time, Guo Furong said with a bitter face: "Brother Hou, I beg you, don't play anymore, okay?" ”

Guo Furong looked at Xiucai with a shocked expression, and said in surprise: "Huh? What's going on? This scene...... Is it a hallucination? It must be, after being hungry for a day, I don't have a hallucination and a ghost, I still have to eat something first, I am responsible for the lack of physical strength, and I can't escape! ”

After thinking about it, Guo Furong said with a kind face: "Little friend, you feed your sister, and your sister will teach you martial arts!" ”

Li Dazui waved his hand: "Forget about martial arts, you are better than anything else if you are honest, Qingxi, go feed your sister!" ”

Hearing this, Xiucai obediently took the bowl and fed Xiao Guo food, but he didn't eat a few bites, his eyes met, and Xiucai was also in a trance in his mind.

The intimate picture of the two in the past quickly reappeared, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, and finally fixed on Xiao Guo's last affectionate gaze.

"Smack!!

The rice bowl fell directly to the ground and was shattered, Xiucai got up in panic, hid behind the big mouth, and said in a trembling voice: "Mother...... This sister has a demon law! ”

Guo Furong scolded angrily when she heard this: "You only have the demon law, and if you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will slap you to death with one palm!" ”

When Xiucai heard this, he suddenly said, "Wow!! Crying loudly, Big Mouth hurriedly grabbed Xiucai and dragged him to the backyard, comforting: "Don't cry, don't cry, go back to the house with your mother, my sister is bad, let's ignore her, starve her to death......"

Guo Furong saw that no one in the lobby was messed with anymore, and just struggled twice, Bai Zhantang walked downstairs slowly with an expressionless face and arrived at Xiao Guo's side.

Guo Furong was stunned: "What do you want to do?" Don't come here, or I'll bite! ”

Bai Zhantang's face was gloomy: "I can let you go, but you have to promise me one condition first!" ”

"On what terms?"

Bai Zhantang pointed to his chest and said with a serious face: "Use your life's work to kill me!" ”

Guo Furong smiled: "This is no problem, this girl can't do anything else, killing people is a piece of cake!" ”

Bai Zhantang was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly untied Xiao Guo, who got up and moved his muscles a few times.

Bai Zhantang said: "Okay, come on!" ”

Guo Furong was stunned: "What's coming?" ”

"With your skill, you will shine on your chest, and you will get it with one palm, come on, I believe in you!" After speaking, he also put a determined look.

Guo Furong didn't do it: "Don't tease, I won't pay for my life if I shoot you to death?" ”

Bai Zhantang's face was cold: "You promised me!" ”

Guo Furong smiled: "I regret it, is it okay?" Comments? ”

Bai Zhantang's face was shocked when he heard this, and he smiled and said to the void: "It's really yours, you can even think of such a shameless trick!" ”

Guo Furong looked around and exclaimed, "Who are you talking to?" ”

Bai Zhantang waved his hand, groaned for a while, and suddenly snapped his fingers: "Yes, fight with me?" After speaking, he smiled at Xiao Guo and said, "Little sister, since you are here, let's have fun with my brother!" ”

Guo Furong subconsciously took a few steps back, and said with a somewhat panicked face: "Hey, don't go too far, although you saved me......"

Before she could finish speaking, Bai Zhantang had already pounced, Xiao Guo hurriedly dodged away: "If you want to do this again, don't blame your aunt and grandmother for being merciless!" ”

Bai Zhantang smiled: "If your subordinates don't pay attention to it, they have to keep it on their lips, don't you complain that there is no kiss scene?" Today, my brother will give you a French meat ......."

said and pouted and leaned over, Xiao Guo was furious, and then he cleaned up: "Mountains and seas......"

Bai Zhantang secretly said in his heart: "At the end of the song, people are scattered!" “

"Bang !!" Xiao Guo slapped his hands on his chest.

After a while, Bai Zhantang slowly opened his eyes and sneered: "Guo Furong, you don't even have this little strength, right?" What about you? , Hey......" Before he finished speaking, he found that Xiao Liu and Wushuang were standing behind Xiao Guo.

Zhu Wushuang came over and said with a concerned face: "Senior brother, are you okay?" ”

Bai Zhantang pointed at Guo Furong with a gloomy face and asked, "You ordered Xiao Guo to stop?" ”

Zhu Wushuang blinked his big innocent eyes and nodded, "Yes, fortunately, we arrived in time......"

Before she could finish speaking, Bai Zhantang shouted angrily: "Get out of the way." Then he said to the Void, "Looking for foreign help, right?" The dispatch is quite timely, it doesn't matter, you wait, I can't think of a way to cure you, I will quit the showbiz completely! ”

After speaking, Bai Zhantang left with an angry face, leaving Xiao Liu and Wushuang looking at each other.

What's going on? It can't be another crazy one, right? But looking at the situation, even if you are not crazy, it must be on the verge, maybe it is the last straw!