Chapter 4 Infiltrating Zhang's House
You know, Jianghu is a fully realistic game. The meaning of this sentence is that when the player quits the game, the world of "Jianghu" will still operate in all aspects like the real world, and the world will never stop running because of the departure of one person.
Therefore, when the player exits the game, they must find a safe place to place the characters in the game, as if entering a retreat. Otherwise, it is easy to be picked up and killed, and if you die, you will die, and there is no room for intercession.
This is also the setting of the game "Jianghu" that is most likely to be complained about by players.
Jiang Xiaoyu, who has invested a lot of energy in "Jianghu", fully understands that this is not a game world full of kindness, but a truly humane Jianghu.
After a few laps around the world of Jianghu, the time finally came to eleven o'clock in the evening.
The night is dark and the wind is high, and when people are killed and set on fire.
For Jiang Xiaoyu, Jobs in the thief world, stealing the target with the most perfect method is the romance of the thief.
He jumped over the wall and entered the Zhangjia Manor, carefully avoiding all the guards patrolling at night, when suddenly his body stiffened, and he immediately hurriedly caught up with the group of patrolling guards.
He first covered his face, then dragged away a lone fellow, tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, stuffed it into the guard's mouth, and said in a vicious tone: "I say you answer, if you dare to shout, you will die." ”
The guard's heart was cold, and Mu Ran nodded.
"Where is Zhang Lingzhi?" Jiang Xiaoyu asked.
"Uhh
"Speak human words." Jiang Xiaoyu frowned.
"Woohoo." The guards were a little aggrieved.
"I'll let you say-" Jiang Xiaoyu said, pausing and removing the rag from the guard's mouth, "Now you can speak human words." ”
The guard said, "I will never tell you where Miss is." ”
When Jiang Xiaoyu heard the guard's answer, he didn't feel shocked, but his heart was slightly lifted.
The guards were threatened and did not shout loudly, indicating that he wanted to live. If you want to live, you must be afraid of threats.
"If you don't say anything, I'll strip you naked and throw you into a pile of beggars to let them anal you."
Jiang Xiaoyu thought about the daily teaching content of Old Man Bai and Granny Ma, and said chilling words in a slightly immature tone: "Look at your white and pure appearance, fine skin and tender meat, there must be many people who have never tasted meat, and they are willing to kiss Fangze." ”
The corners of the guard's mouth twitched, and he felt a chill, but finally shook his head.
Jiang Xiaoyuxin said: This kind of obscene trick taught by Old Man Bai didn't work, so he had to use Granny Ma's method.
"You forced me." Jiang Xiaoyu sighed, afraid that the guard would scream for a while, so he blocked this guy's mouth with rags again.
After Jiang Xiaoyu finished speaking, he began to take off his pants.
The guard was shocked, but his mouth was blocked by rags, and he could only let out a whimpering wail. At the same time, he grabbed his trouser belt with both hands, but he was even more sad to find that he was not Jiang Xiaoyu's opponent at all, so he could only let Jiang Xiaoyu take off his pants.
"Woo woo woo-" The guard's eyes turned a little red when he saw his pants detached from his legs little by little, and he nodded as if a chicken was pecking rice.
"Huh?" Jiang Xiaoyu understood, stopped his movements, and asked with some regret, "You want to say?" ”
The guard nodded.
"Really? Actually, you can wait a little longer. Jiang Xiaoyu was a little surprised, quite unsatisfied, his knife hadn't been shown yet.
"Woo-woo-" The guard shook his head frantically.
"Okay. If you break our gentleman's agreement, don't blame me for being ruthless. Jiang Xiaoyu was a principled person, so he took off the rags from the guard's mouth.
"Miss's room, in the courtyard on the west side, go straight through the door, and the one in the middle is." The guard said a little weakly, and a little afraid.
"If you lie to me, remember what I just said......" Jiang Xiaoyu nodded, gave a warning to the guard, and then knocked him out with a "bang".
Granny Ma's tricks really worked.
Jiang Xiaoyu thought to himself.
Before his sword could be revealed, and before he could even utter the words "castrate him" in full, the guards trembled with fear and obediently obeyed.
However, Jiang Xiaoyu always felt that the guard's reaction was a little excessive, as if he had misunderstood something.
Of course, as long as the result is perfect, nothing matters.
The night was long, but the time was tight.
Jiang Xiaoyu used the fastest speed to avoid the defense of all the night patrols of the Zhang family, came to the courtyard to the west, and came to the middle room after entering the door.
Jiang Xiaoyu felt out the smoke, subconsciously took a breath, immediately noticed that something was wrong, and exhaled wildly to the side, but was choked and doubted his life.
He didn't dare to cough up, which would attract the patrol, so he had to hold back, his face turned red and his eyes moistened.
Fortunately, the power of the smoke is average, and at the moment when the dizziness hits, Jiang Xiaoyu uses the true qi in his body, accelerates the body's metabolism, and eliminates the effect of the smoke.
"Whew-" He breathed a sigh of relief and relieved himself.
The first time you "steal someone", it is inevitable that you will not be skilled. Once raw and twice cooked, if you come a few more times, maybe, Jiang Xiaoyu can perfectly transform into a flower thief.
Da-da-da-da.
Footsteps could be heard all around.
Jiang Xiaoyu knew that this was the voice of the patrol, representing the guards of the West Courtyard.
The smoke is abolished, and the guards are coming.
A crisis arises.
Jiang Xiaoyu was helpless, and it was inconvenient to leave at this time, so he had to make a desperate bet and cautiously pushed the door in.
Crunch –
At the moment when Jiang Xiaoyu closed the door, the guard appeared around the corner.
"There's a sound here." One of the guards looked suspicious.
"There's a fart sound, but what if there's a sound? This is the young lady's room, in this Zhang family mansion, does anyone dare to provoke the young lady? Even in Red Leaf City, the young lady is a lawless existence, not to mention that this is in the Zhang family's mansion. The other guard pouted.
The other was dumbfounded, and the group laughed at him, and the group of guards grew quieter and quieter until they disappeared.
Jiang Xiaoyu in the room breathed a sigh of relief.
Only then did he have time to check his surroundings.
The furniture and decoration full of classical atmosphere, as well as various furnishings, are exactly what they looked like many years ago, full of retro atmosphere.
In addition, the faint fragrance wafted irrepressibly into Jiang Xiaoyu's nasal cavity, and through some small details, Jiang Xiaoyu could determine that this was a woman's room.
Then, combined with the conversation of the group of guards outside, Jiang Xiaoyu was completely sure that this place must be the little princess of the Zhang family, and Zhang Lingzhi's boudoir is undoubted.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Xiaoyu came to Zhang Lingzhi's bed lightly, and saw a petite figure lying in the bedding on the bed, and his originally calm face was slightly hot.
Goo-dong.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling a little nervous.
The feeling of "stealing people" for the first time made Jiang Xiaoyu subconsciously think of the heartbeat of the moment when he, a "thief saint", "stole something" for the first time, and the joy when he succeeded.