Liu Lao Liu was a little reluctant: "Ten thousand times is so many, what about after upgrading?" ”

Lao Li Tou: "The second-level discerning eye can distinguish fake wine." ”

"No, no, this thing is useless, give me another one."

Unexpectedly, Lao Li Tou nodded and said: "The key is that I think you need this thing, otherwise, you will exchange with him." ”

Liu Lao Liu snatched the mechanical pencil in Liu Huiming's hand without hesitation, Liu Huiming wanted to grab it back but was protected by Liu Lao Liu.

Lao Li Tou hurriedly played a round game: "Just change it, the wisdom eye can only be possessed by the real Da Luo Jin Immortal." ”

Liu Huiming thought about it and nodded blankly.

Lao Li Tou said to Liu Lao Liu again: "Now you can pick out your eyeballs and give them to Xiao Liu." ”

Liu Laoliu's face turned white, and he exclaimed: "Playing around and picking out your eyes!! ”

Lao Li Tou looked like he knew such a profound look: "Then do you still change it?" ”

Liu Laoliu's face was gloomy, and he could only hand over the mechanical pencil, but as soon as Liu Huiming reached out to take it, Liu Laoliu's eyes suddenly rolled.

Bang !!

Liu Huiming looked at Liu Lao Liu with a confused expression and asked, "Sixth brother, what are you doing to me with a pen?!" ”

Lao Li was shocked and reprimanded angrily: "Liu Lao Liu, you scum actually did such a thing, I want to expel you from the reserve service, I ......"

Smack!!

Lao Li Tou still maintained the posture of wanting to get up, but confusion flashed on his face.

Then Liu Laoliu looked at He Shang and pressed it without hesitation, and He Shang didn't dodge, he just asked the system, the ability of this pen is not a magic weapon, not to mention the immortal weapon.

So naturally it is useless for him.

Liu Lao Liu looked at the bald head that was still looking at him, and suddenly his heart was bottomless, and he asked carefully: "That!" ”

He Shang smiled: "If you listen to the poor monk in the future, the poor monk will not say it." ”

Liu Laoliu's face changed and he was about to scold, but seeing that the two people next to him had already reacted, he nodded without hesitation, "Deal." ”

Lao Li Tou returned to the sofa with a confused face, looked at the two cigarettes on the coffee table, and then smiled: "What is your cigarette ......?"

Liu Lao Liu hurriedly said: "I know that the cigarette is fake, I can see it at a glance, now that the task is completed, hurry up and send out the prize!" ”

After speaking, he glanced at He Shang who was smiling.

And in the end, Old Man Li didn't have any ink, so he directly gave Liu Laoliu and the two of them an elixir, and Liu Laoliu took the drop and threw it into his mouth without thinking about it.

Then Old Man Li said that this elixir was stolen from Taishang Laojun's Dan room, but it was applied externally, what made He Shang cry and laugh was that Liu Lao Liu had already eaten it, and you wouldn't make it into a dog skin plaster with something applied externally? What are you doing?

Then Liu Lao Liu was so guilty that he could shoot two liters of blood when he sneezed, and the nosebleeds kept flowing out.

In the end, Liu Huiming had to be cheeky and buy sanitary napkins with stronger adsorption capacity.

"I can catch my breath this time, this is the latest breathable silk thin ......" Liu Huiming looked at Liu Laoliu, who was wearing a sanitary napkin on his face, and his snot bubbles were about to laugh.

The culprit, Lao Li, ran forward and backward with a paper basket, and from time to time took the opportunity of passing by with Liu Huiming to squeeze their eyebrows and make eyes with each other, watching the excitement is really not afraid of big things.

This hemorrhage lasted for two days and two nights, but the elixir is the elixir, and the strength of the medicine has not passed at all, He Shang is stupid, no wonder so many of his elixirs have been restricted by the system, this is just an ordinary elixir that is wrong to eat, what if it is a nine-turn golden pill!

He Shang seemed to see his whole body explode, and suddenly trembled.

At this time, Lao Li Tou'er went out with a basin of blood, and He Shang hurriedly said, "What are you doing?" Keep it for drink? ”

Lao Li Tou'er looked white and He Shang looked distressed and said: "I am an amateur alchemy enthusiast, and the fundamental purpose of stealing Taishang Laojun's elixir is actually to engage in scientific research.

"And the blood of the sixth child is caused by eating the elixir, so I want to see if I can use the blood as the source to refine a furnace of pills." After saying that, I went out with a basin of nosebleeds!

He Shang: "........."

Even if the refining is successful, who can eat it?

Looking at Liu Lao Liu, who was sobbing on the side, He Shang had time to ask: "Hey, donor, why do you say you like to beat the old man?" ”

Liu Lao Liu covered his nose and said, "I told you that you don't understand, I have a hobby!" ”

"Do you know if it's illegal to beat the old man?"

Liu Laoliu was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, I beat so many old men and I haven't seen anyone arrest me!" ”

He Shang: "..........."

At this time, Lao Li Tou'er walked back with a black face, He Shang was stunned, alchemy is so fast?

"Why did you come back so soon?"

Lao Li said: "Why don't you come back?" ”

"Aren't you alchemy?"

Lao Li said with a dark face: "Don't mention it, Liu Lao Liu's blood has no trace of fairy energy except for a lot of sugar and blood lipids, and it took me a long time to refine a bowl of blood tofu!" ”

He Shang and the others immediately laughed.

It wasn't until the afternoon of the third day that Liu Laoliu's heavy bleeding finally stopped, and he said that his hemorrhoids had actually healed, so he discussed with Lao Litou.

If this elixir is sold on the market, it will definitely be better than the sales of Antai, and then it will be interrupted by Lao Li's slippers!

Liu Lao Liu rubbed his red and swollen cheeks printed with slippers and crawled out of the hotel, pointing to a room on the second floor and scolding: "Old Li'er! You are ungrateful......"

Before he finished scolding Lao Li, he opened the window and held a cactus ball and squinted at one eye to aim, Liu Lao Liu was suddenly frightened.

And He Shang also left the hotel and followed Liu Lao Liu, but he didn't let him find out, because he had always been curious, how did Liu Lao Liu beat the old man?

In front of him, Liu Lao Liu's eyebrows swept left and right at the passing crowd on Baozi Street, and he saw a sixty-year-old man walking straight in the direction of Liu Lao Liu.

And at this time, He Shang found that Liu Lao Liu actually took the initiative to go up and bump into the old man, if this is in modern society, it will definitely be wasted.

Liu Laoliu, who was originally looking for trouble, naturally would not give up this opportunity, and immediately scolded: "You are blind! ”

The old man was knocked and almost sat on the ground, and when he heard Liu Laoliu's scolding, he looked up, and smiled kindly: "I'm sorry young man, I'm old, my eyes are spent, are you wearing your shoes backwards?" ”

He Shang looked down at Liu Laoliu's feet, isn't it, maybe he was in a hurry when he was chased out by Lao Li Tou just now, this old man's eyes are okay.

Liu Lao Liu continued to find fault while jumping on one leg to change his shoes: "The avenue is so wide that you still hit me, are you looking for a fight?!" ”

The old man was happy and said, "Don't mind, young man, my son is dragging me to the street to buy something, I'm afraid that he will spend money indiscriminately, so I want to take two quick steps and dump him, I'm sorry." ”

This old man is quite polite, but this Liu Lao Liu has suffered so much anger from Lao Li Tou'er, he will definitely not give up this opportunity, as for what anger?

After counting the past few days, Liu Lao Liu has spent more than 4,000 yuan on Lao Li's head, what can he get? The immortal qi of the lost Dao was released as a fart, and the elixir was absorbed by the wife's oral liquid.

It's hard to get a fake cigarette that can be identified by a fairy weapon, the mechanical pencil is not bad, it was still from his own pit, and I heard that he went to change the fake Hongta Mountain and was beaten by the manager who sold cigarettes.

Isn't that still breath-holding?