Chapter 321: Sorrow urges Shen Lang
Xie Yun, no, it should be said that Shen Lang was lying on the bed, thinking about the absurd things not long ago, and he still couldn't accept it.
thinks that he went through a lot of hardships and finally became the crown prince, and he almost killed Zhao Yi to become the emperor.
In the entire Daming Palace, everything is his.
It was with this mood that he carried a lantern to travel in the palace at night, but unexpectedly he discovered a strange habit of Zhao Yi, every day before going to sleep, he would scoop out a pearl from the porcelain pillow, and then rub it carefully, and muttered some incantation in his mouth.
It looked like it was under some kind of magic, and it looked like it was performing some kind of religious ritual.
He had no feelings for his father at all, and if he hadn't been afraid of being accused of killing his father, he would have long wanted to die of such a wolf-hearted thing.
But he was very interested in the bead, so he bought off the palace maid beside Zhao Yi and stole the bead.
I have to say that he has always been very good at women, and it is not in vain that he has been mixing in the Qinglou fat powder pile for ten years.
At first, he also watched it day and night, but before he could see anything famous, Li Ziqi and Shen Bainiang had already entered Chang'an City.
If time can be turned back, and Shen Lang hates to expose his lies, then as Li Zhenzhen's fake son, can he also be a prince?
At the moment when Li Kuo, the dead fat man who deceived him into sympathy, threw him off the city tower, Shen Lang really thought so.
Then his retribution came.
He felt blood gurgling out of his body, and his body was broken like a kettle falling to the ground.
The blood flowed in the beads, emitting a dazzling light, but the light seemed to be visible only to him, and he thought it was the light that would come out when the door of the underworld was opened, and he closed his eyes.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was already in Xie Yun's body.
Yes, he Shen Lang, a dignified seven-foot man, turned into a little lady wearing a Luo skirt.
This is even more frightening than becoming a eunuch.
As a lustful and lustful boy, he has now become a flower that people are greedy for.
God knows what kind of mood he felt when he pulled his skirt and trembled to be killed.
At that time, he was lying on the bed, looking at the lotus pink bed tent embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and a little girl next to him said in Wu Nong's soft accent: "Little lady, you wake up, Mrs. said that the old lady's birthday is coming, and I want you to embroider a screen for the longevity of the pine crane. ”
Shen Lang closed his eyes, yes, embroidery! Let him embroider!
"Got it!" As soon as he opened his mouth, he was startled by his soft and thin voice, and his face suddenly turned pale and pale.
When the little girl saw it, she couldn't help but reach out and touch his forehead, "Little lady, where are you uncomfortable?" Why is your face so bad. ”
As soon as Shen Lang raised his eyes, what he saw was the little girl's bulging chest and sweet taste, which made him almost can't help but stretch out his hand.
The hand was raised in the air, and he remembered that he was not Shen Lang now, it was Xie Yun...... If a little lady goes to hug the maid, how shocking is that......
It's just that his hand was halfway outstretched, a little embarrassed, so he simply sat up ruthlessly, but unexpectedly, the little girl suddenly screamed in a frightening voice.
"No wonder the little lady has a bad face, it turns out that Kwai Shui is here, I'll go get you a ...... for the menstruation"
"What?" Shen Lang's voice trembled a little, shouldn't it be the one he thought...... His hands trembled, he lifted a corner of the quilt, looked down, and sure enough, he saw a pool of blood under him.
He, a man, had his first menstrual period. And this kind of thing has to come once a month, and Shen Lang has some life to love.
After a while, the little girl walked over quickly, holding a menstrual belt and a clean new shirt in one hand, and a bowl of steaming brown sugar water in the other.
Seeing that Shen Lang was confused with the menstrual belt, the little girl asked strangely: "Little lady, do you need a slave to help you change?" If you don't change it, the brown sugar water will be cold. Mrs. heard that the little lady was coming, and she had already asked the kitchen to stew ejiao. ”
Shen Langtie blushed, gritted his teeth, took the menstrual belt and stood up, as soon as he stood up, he felt a stream of heat surging down, making his face even darker, and he was thinking speechlessly as he walked, how is this thing used?
finally walked out with difficulty and changed into Luo's skirt, but saw the girl walking over quickly, and said in surprise: "Oh, little lady, you didn't wear this skirt well." The strap is not tied correctly. ”
She said, frowning at Shen Lang, looking like God knows you know what I know.
Then she stretched out her cold hand, played with Shen Lang's chest, and pulled the strap tightly, Shen Lang looked down and found that she was at least much more broad-minded than before......
When he started to change clothes, he felt that this woman's figure was a little poor, but now that he looks at it, it's very good, Xiaolongbao turned out to be a big steamed bun like this!
Where he doesn't know, are women so open to each other...... Shen Lang thought wildly, and his thoughts drifted to the sky.
After a while, the mother of this body walked in in a hurry, holding a bowl of strange-smelling ejiao in her hand, "My son, I will rest for a while when Kwai Shui comes, eat this Ejiao first, you said that every time you come to Kwai Shui, it hurts terribly, it really hurts in the child's body, it hurts in the mother's heart!" But it would be nice to have a baby in the future. ”
It will hurt when you have menstruation! And have a baby!
Shen Lang suddenly felt that this problem was serious.
But before he could think, he felt a pain in his abdomen, and he wanted to die!
……
In this way, he spent more than a month in Xie's house, and it was not until the second menstrual affair was over that he reluctantly agreed with the tragic fate of becoming a little lady.
It was easy to say something wrong, so Mrs. Xie was coaxed and led her to Chang'an City.
Then, she found an even more tragic thing, if he wanted to turn over and take revenge, probably the only feasible way was to make a beauty trick against his brother-in-law Li Ziqi!
What a shame!
Shen Lang thought about it, his heart was a mess, he didn't know what to do now! Although he is a daughter, he is still a man's heart, even if he is coaxed for a while, he can still really marry and have children?
Shen Lang thought about it, and suddenly felt that he wanted to be complimented again.
He lay on the bed for a while, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, walked out, stood for a while, still gritted his teeth, and squatted down with a red face.
"Damn beads!" He cursed again.