Chapter 390: Gods are all insane
Aside from the bearded man, the four of them were still immersed in that indescribable state of spiritual shock, but Hao Ren was already excited by the words of Raven 12345: Year-end benefits! Bonus! Oil!
Hao Ren felt that since he signed the contract, he felt like he was on a thief ship, and what he had experienced was a bunch of things that made people die or cry and laugh, but the only thing he was quite satisfied with was that the work benefits of the new unit were actually not bad - although that unreliable raven often made a mess of things that should have been issued to him for one reason or another, but have you ever seen a company on earth that can let you give you a car and a boat in less than six months on the job? It's still a spaceship!
Hao Ren immediately looked forward to this year-end bonus.
Raven 12345 didn't let him wait too long, and happily cut a spatial crack next to him, and moved things out in the same way: "According to what is written in our company's contract, the year-end benefits are here......"
The expression on Hao Ren's face quickly changed from expectation to sluggishness, and the eyes of the raven were full of "you TM are teasing me".
"Fifty catties of rice, fifty catties of noodles, ten catties of oil...... What's the problem? Raven 12345 found that Hao Ren was not moving, raised his head and asked curiously. The expression on the latter's face was like crying and laughing, and he didn't know what to say at this time: "...... This...... Is it our year-end welfare? ”
"Yes," Raven 12345 nodded as a matter of course, "Didn't you know when you signed the contract, the year-end benefits of the god realm are rice, flour, grain and oil, of course, this is limited to the situation of the standard carbon-based ecosystem, and in some places it is sulfuric acid gasoline and silicon crystal plate ......"
Hao Ren looked down at the pile. It feels like it's better to show up in the street office than it is to show up in heaven. But it seems that this is exactly what was written in the contract at the beginning, and he can only sigh. The heart said that God is really a bunch of neurotics, and usually small prizes are sent to cars and spaceships. The year-end grand prize is given to two bags of rice noodles......
But soon he knew that he still underestimated the divergent ability of these neuropaths, and Raven 12345 was still digging things out: "...... Then here are two boxes of peach crisp snacks for you, half a bag of oil tea, and a box of golden apples......"
Hao Ren saw a small box containing more than a dozen golden fruits, and there was some kind of mysterious brilliance lingering on the fruits, and he immediately became excited: "What do you say this is?!" ”
"Golden apples," Raven 12345 disagreed, "the classic varieties bred by the Goddess of Life are quite similar to some legendary fruit on Earth. And he called it the Golden Apple. Of course it's not real gold, you can eat it. ”
Hao Ren's voice began to tremble: "Eat...... What are the effects of eating it? ”
Raven 12345 thought for a moment, "I don't feel anything when I eat it, but it is said that ordinary people eat it...... It seems that at least there is an effect of regenerating severed limbs and eliminating all diseases. Oh yes, and it can extend your life by hundreds of years......"
Hao Ren's heart trembled twice, confirming that the other party was not joking, and he looked at the box of divine fruits with green eyes: "This is for me?!" ”
The raven nodded, and Hao Ren couldn't help but be confused: "But the question is...... Rice, flour, grain and oil are mixed into such a box of natural treasures, don't you think this package is strange? ”
"It's not strange that the year-end benefits are rice, flour, grain, oil, snacks and fruits. Among them, rice, flour, grain and oil are not easy to spoil, but fruits cannot be stored for a long time, so we uniformly replaced them with golden apples that can be stored for a long time, and we did this thousands of years ago. ”
Hao Ren was about to cry: "That's why? Just because this thing has a long shelf life? ”
"That's right."
Immortals are really a bunch of neurotics!
"There's one last thing here." Raven 12345 said, taking out some red paper from his personal space, "It's almost the New Year." I'll send you a couplet -- I wrote it myself, and it's not a problem to stick it on the door and turn it into half a sanctuary within a two-mile radius around your house. ”
Hao Ren took the couplet with a strange expression. Unfolded it and looked at it, only to see that the metaphor of God was written on it with the scratching heart and liver body of the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing. The upper link is: I didn't know what to write for two months, and the next link is: I thought about it for three days to make up two sentences of nonsense, and the horizontal criticism is: Just have words......
The whole couplet was twisted and crooked, and Hao Ren suspected that the raven was brushing the words with a paint brush, but these pieces of paper had a warm atmosphere in his hand, and a faint glow circulated around the handwriting, making a kind of indifferent and sacred atmosphere linger around.
"This ...... Am I not sticking to it? Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 with great confusion, he felt that every time he met the other party, he would inevitably fall into this kind of entanglement, "I can go back and be a baby." ”
Raven 12345 waved his hand very boldly: "You're welcome, I'm very optimistic about you, this is an extra reward for you, maybe there will be next year." ”
Hao Ren was about to cry, and he was really embarrassed to admit that he was worried that this thing would affect the city's appearance......
After Hao Ren put away these "year-end benefits" with a painful face, Raven 12345 discussed with him about this time in the dream plane. Hao Ren very frankly admitted that he finally killed his eldest son with orbital bombardment (he did not go into too much detail in the report): Strictly speaking, even if there are extenuating circumstances, this is a violation of the rules, and the only thing to be thankful for is that the final result seems to be good.
However, he didn't expect Raven 12345 to have a smiling expression after listening to it: "Well, it seems that you are already familiar with the business......
Hao Ren: "Huh? ”
"Sometimes you have to use some simple and crude means to solve troublesome situations," Raven 12345 laughed, "One shot to solve a thousand sorrows, and if you can't solve a thousand sorrows, it means that you are not big enough - as long as you can solve things smoothly, it's actually good to be a bomber." ”
The corners of Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "These words are not suitable for the goddess to say." ”
Raven 12345 smiled disapprerovingly: "Anyway, things are working out well." But remember, it's risky after all, and there's nothing wrong with 'exploding' as a hobby, but you have to use it when there's no better option. ”
Then she waved her hand: "Let's not talk about the explosion, you should have realized that the dream plane is wider than you imagined, right?" ”
Hao Ren nodded, and said four words: "The sea of stars." ”
"Yes, the sea of stars, I told you a long time ago that the dream plane is a real world like the surface world, and you should have thought that the cosmic starry sky of the dream plane is not a background map. Next, you are going to investigate the situation on other planets in the dream plane? ”
"That's right," Hao Ren laughed, explaining his next plans, "I decided to start with the origin of the Kraken first. The news of the 'Day of Return' was first spread by them, and I suspect that the real purpose of the Krakens was not to bring the other aliens back to the planet of Hallletta, but rather that they themselves wanted to use their power to return to their homeland - this is what I just figured out. If you can find the Kraken's hometown, you can probably figure out what caused the Great Crossing 10,000 years ago. ”
Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren happily: "Very good, in short, this matter has been handed over to you, it depends on what results you can investigate." I'm also investigating some things here, and although I have a rough idea of the cause of the accident in this universe 10,000 years ago, I haven't been able to find out the details, so maybe your information is a key ......."
Hao Ren just wanted to say a few words politely to her to see if he could cheat some more funds, when he suddenly heard a loud shout from outside: "Neurotic!" You come out for the old lady! Where's the old lady's knife?! ”
Raven 12345's face changed when he heard this, and he turned his face and was about to run, but Hao Ren didn't react at once, and shouted from behind: "Eh, what's ......?"
Raven 12345 didn't reply: "It's too late to say, my enemy comes to the door!" I'll talk about it next time......"
Before the words fell, I saw a blue light flash, and this nervous goddess had disappeared in front of everyone's eyes, and Hao Ren and the bearded man stared at each other and didn't know what was going on.
Moments later, the door of the rotunda was suddenly kicked violently, and an unusually tall woman with long brown hair rushed in menacingly. The woman was a little surprised to see Hao Ren, but then she sensed the residual breath of raven 12345 in the air around her, and frowned and asked, "Where is that neuropathy?" ”
Hao Ren didn't know why, but he knew that nine times out of ten the people who dared to break in like this and say such things were acquaintances of Raven 12345, so he didn't want to offend: "I don't know, she said that the enemy came to the door, and then ran away." ”
"Dry, run for nothing...... "Tall woman...... Or the goddess slammed her fists violently, and suddenly another voice came from the corridor outside: "Sir! Arcane Hall has a portal reaction! ”
The tall woman was overjoyed, and in the blink of an eye she was gone, and a moment later she heard a loud explosion and the sound of a fight in the distance. The bearded four of them looked at Hao Ren in a daze: "This is ......"
Hao Ren hurriedly lowered his head and pulled them out of here: "Don't ask, maybe it's the war of the gods......" (To be continued......)