Chapter 117: Funny Double Kill

When Lao Li heard this, his eyes lit up, he smiled, stood up straight, and patted the shoulders of the two of them.

He shook his head and said, "Hey, I'm still too young!" ”

As he spoke, he put his hand into the crotch of his pants in front of everyone, the kind that was very deep, and then took out something and threw it to He Shang without looking at it.

He also said: "Take the magic weapon!" ”

He Shang was stunned for a moment, took it easily, picked up the gray-brown medicine noodles in a small sealed bag with two fingers, looked left and right for a long time, and then asked Lao Li Tou'er: "What do you say this is?" ”

Lao Li Tou'er was stunned word by word: "Extinguish!" Goblin! Scatter! ”

"Is this going to work?"

Lao Li Tou'er confidently patted his chest and promised: "If the goblin doesn't die, I'll die!" ”

He Shang was stunned: "Those small advertisements on telephone poles have nothing to do with you, right?" How is it like cockroach medicine? ”

Lao Li Tou'er looked surprised: "How can you see it?" The experimental subject in the early stage of the development of this demon slayer is a cockroach! ”

He Shang: "........."

"How do you use this thing?"

Old Li Touer: "Grab that snake spirit and pour it into her mouth......"

Before Lao Li Tou'er finished speaking, He Shang had already rushed over with an arrow step, ripped open the sealed bag, and sprinkled the medicine inside to Lao Li Tou'er, and a pungent breath suddenly filled the cave.

Lao Li Tou'er was frightened and dodged, and screamed: "This way can exert the maximum medicinal power, if you are troublesome, you can sprinkle it around." ”

He Shang was stunned, looked around, and found that the two snake spirits were looking at him stupidly.

However, the state of the snake spirit was obviously wrong, and the originally pale awl face was red at the moment, like a boiled prawn.

The snake tail on the lower body is even more restless and writhing, looking uh, indescribable!

He Shang stopped chasing after Lao Li Tou'er, trembled his hands, and said, "You can't be that village medicine, right?" (Not a typo, those two words are harmonious!) )

Lao Li Tou'er dusted off the medicine on his hair, and said suspiciously: "No! As he spoke, he fumbled in his crotch again and took out two things.

He Shang was thrown directly over.

He Shang took it and looked at it, and when he saw the things in his hand clearly, his face suddenly turned dark and said, "Are you playing a poor monk?" “

Without waiting for Lao Li Tou'er to answer, he rushed forward with an arrow step and directly threw the demon slayer in his hand.

Lao Li Tou'er crossed his hands to protect the front door, and the one-legged golden rooster was independent, and said with a cautious face: "These are all blessed by the fairy law, and they have special effects on goblins, if you are not satisfied, I will match you with a few more, do you want a set of thunder and lightning halberds and five poisonous flags?" ”

This is about the same, at least it has to be a little better, Lao Li'er's compromise suddenly made He Shang's anger subside a little.

But when Old Li Tou'er handed the thunder halberd and the five poisonous flags to He Shang, his anger almost didn't come out of his head.

Pointing to the object handed over, he asked Lao Li Tou'er, "What do you call the flashlight-type electric baton?" ”

Old Li Touer: "Thunder and lightning halberd ......"

"Where's the instant noodle seasoning pack?"

Lao Li Touer: "Five poisonous flags ......"

He Shang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and shook the demon slaying bag in his hand: "What raw materials is this thing made of?" ”

Lao Li Touer: "Pepper noodles ......"

Crowd: ".........."

And He Shang felt that his anger was about to be suppressed, Nima, this is Da Luo Jin Xian, just this virtue?

Who will believe it!

Old Li Tou'er winced and said: "Don't be fooled by their appearance, I said it all, this is all through the immortal law!" Just look at the serpent's spirit! ”

Only then did everyone remember that there was a snake spirit.

Hurriedly turned his head to look, only to see that the female snake spirit who had been coaxing was holding her chest with her hands at this time, and she was violently up and down with violent wheezing.

He Shang looked at it, and suddenly realized that this should not be the medicine, otherwise would it still foam?

And obviously, the snake spirit has no ability to use Jade Ruyi since it was dispersed from the demon slayer, how can I say that sentence, my body is weak, and I can't even open my mouth!

At this moment, He Shang was a little confused, could it be that a good magic weapon really doesn't look at appearance? But look inside?

Shaking his head, shaking off the ridiculous thoughts in his mind, and walking in front of the snake spirit who had already foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground, He Shang suddenly felt a little funny.

Nima's problem that he didn't even solve Dugu's defeat and Dugu's sword was solved so easily by Lao Li'er.

sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, a roll of toilet paper has his use!" ”

At the same time, he beckoned to Lao Li: "Come!" ”

Lao Li was stunned for a moment, and slowly approached with a vigilant face: "What are you doing!" ”

He Shang pointed to the jade Ruyi in the snake spirit's hand: "You go and bring this Ruyi!" ”

Lao Li's face turned pale, and he shook his head and said, "I won't go, what if she doesn't die?" ”

He Shang turned his head when he heard this: "Don't you know your things?" ”

Lao Li Tou'er smiled awkwardly: "It's because it's my stuff that I don't understand!" ”

Crowd: ".........."

He Shangqi rolled his eyes, but he was really afraid of snakes, and suddenly said angrily: "If you don't go, donor, we may not be able to take you away after a while." ”

Lao Li's face turned whiter, and he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Isn't it just a wish, I did it." ”

Then he threw all the thunderbolt halberds and five poisonous flags in his hand on the snake spirit that fell to the ground, and a crackling electric light flashed.

The four of them only felt that there was a special smell wafting out, and He Shangyu glanced at Lao Li Tou'er, Dugu Qiuqiu and Dugu Jian may not know what this smell is.

But can the two of them still not know?

Doesn't that smell like barbecue?

Obviously, this snake spirit has been grilled, and it comes with its own seasoning package, so there is no need to put barbecue sauce.

Maybe it was because he smelled the barbecue, and the scorpion, who had been unconscious for a long time, snorted, woke up slowly, and opened his eyes the size of mung beans.

He also muttered in his mouth: "It's so fragrant, what does this smell like?" ”

After seeing everything in front of him clearly, the mung bean's eyes suddenly widened, hot tears rolled down, and he screamed for a while: "Ah!! Madam. ”

He Shang and the others are a little embarrassed, you say kill it, it's a barbecue, isn't this a bit too much?

At this time, Lao Li Tou'er whispered: "That, are we a little too much?" ”

This sentence seemed to wake up the scorpion spirit, and he crawled straight to the snake spirit who was lying on the ground not far away, and subconsciously wanted to pick up her body.

Then everyone saw another flash of crackling lightning, and the scorpion spirit pulled out, spat black smoke from its mouth, and fell on the snake spirit with a roll of its eyes.

Crowd: ".........."