This thousand-armed Buddha is a little old, and he looks more than ten years older than my father, last time I beat him with Xue Xiaoqi miserably, it is estimated that the injuries last time were not good, I came to him this time, he will definitely not have a good face for me.

However, I have already made preparations for a nose to be gray, after all, there is a request for others.

Let's not talk about the character of this thousand-armed Buddha, it's just his means of being a gentleman on the beam, there should be no second person in the world who can surpass him, and when he steals something from me, I don't feel it at all, and this method can be called superb.

Walking the rivers and lakes, anything may be encountered, such a clever means as the thousand-handed Buddha, maybe he will need his help in the future, so, this time I have to be polite to him in whatever I say, and I am ready to be dead and hard, and now only he can contact Longchuan Zhenren, I can't go to Maoshan myself.

With a cigarette in my left hand and a wine in my right hand, I slowly walked towards the Thousand-Armed Buddha, and as soon as I came up, I asked with a smile: "Old man, how about you rest?" ”

This thousand-armed Buddha has a very big temper, shook the pu fan in his hand, snorted coldly and turned his head, and directly regarded me as air.

The young master endured it, and then said politely: "Old man, I was wrong last time, I made a special trip to Jurong this time to find your old man to compensate, you have a lot of adults, you can't worry about juniors like me, right?" That's too ungasy. ”

The Thousand-Armed Buddha shifted his body and changed to a sleeping position, but I still saw him open his eyes slightly and glance at me.

I continued to say without giving up: "Old man, I came with full sincerity this time, you see, this wine is the best Moutai, this cigarette is Great China, I will put it here for you." ”

With that, I put the cigarettes and wine on the stone table beside him.

At this time, the thousand-armed Buddha opened his eyes, looked towards me, and said in a strange way: "Your old man can't afford to smoke and drink, and the old man doesn't lack money for your meal......

"This is what I said, this is the younger generation to respect your old man, last time was the younger generation did not know Mount Tai, a little anxious, only to dare to do it to your old man, after going back, the more I think about it, the more I don't want to eat, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I am too bastard, how can I give such a heavy hand to the old man? So, this time I came thousands of miles away, just to accompany your old man, if your old man feels angry, it will be done, or your old man will scold me, let alone scold, you will beat me! I continued to laugh.

Hearing me say this, the Thousand-Armed Buddha sat up straight, and immediately took the dry pipe in his hand.

I'll go, I'll just say that, does this old man really dare to do anything to me?

I had an idea, and then added: "Of course, I know that the old man is not that kind of person, if you scold me, you will definitely not be able to open your mouth, if you beat me, you will definitely not be able to do it, the old man is broad-minded, and the prime minister has a good belly to support the boat, and he will definitely not blame my juniors......

The old man opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he was stunned and blocked back by my snatching.

I saw that his old face was flushed, he must be depressed, he gasped a few times, and then said coldly: "You kid is a weasel to give the chicken a New Year's greeting, you must not have any good intentions, you say, what is the matter with this time to find the old man, just you kid, clever like a drill monkey, if you have nothing to do, you can find the old man's door?" ”

Good guy, this old man is really shrewd, and he saw through the trick at once, but I still pretended to be fine, shook my head, and said categorically: "Senior, what are you talking about, I really apologize to you with full sincerity, my heart can be expressed, the sun and the moon can be seen, I swear to this big tree next to you......"

"Alright, alright...... Don't tell the old man that these are useless, it's not reliable at all, since you kid is here to apologize to me, then okay, the old man will forgive you, I will accept the things, you can go, and the matter between us will be treated as if nothing happened......"

Before I could finish speaking, the Thousand-Armed Buddha interrupted me and ordered me to be expelled.

This old guy is really an old fox, very shrewd, but I'm not stupid, and then he smiled again, pretending to be pitiful and said: "Old man, I came from thousands of miles this time, I didn't eat a drop of water for a day and a night, and my stomach was still hungry, your old man has to take care of me before leaving, right?" ”

"Oh, I found that your kid is not far away to eat, you want to eat, out of the alley and turn left, there is a small restaurant, as long as you bring money, you can eat whatever you want, the old man is injured, it is inconvenient to send more, let's go, let's go......"

I'll go, this old guy really doesn't get in the oil and salt, but since I'm here, I definitely won't leave so easily.

I immediately took two steps forward and said again: "It's so boring to eat alone, I'm here, I always have to drink some wine with you, seniors, don't you?" Otherwise, I can't express all my sincerity......"

Immediately after, without waiting for the Thousand Hands Buddha to reply, I waved to the stupid big man behind me and said, "This big brother, come over here, I have something to tell you." ”

The stupid big man immediately walked over to me, and said angrily, "What are you doing?!" ”

I immediately took out a wad of money from my body, at least a thousand yuan, and handed it to the stupid big man and said: "Big brother, I bother you to go out and buy some snacks and come back, I want to have a good drink with the old-timers, and you can take the rest of the money to buy a pack of cigarettes and smoke ......."

The stupid big man looked at the banknote in my hand and was stunned for a moment, and did not take it, but turned his head to look at the thousand-handed Buddha, who may have been entangled by me and had no choice, so he waved his hand helplessly and said, "Go, go, go......"

The stupid big man answered, took the money in my hand, and walked briskly towards the door.

After the man left, the Thousand-Armed Buddha glanced at me again and asked suspiciously, "Young man, do you really have anything else to do with me?" ”

"No, no...... Since the last time I met Longchuan Zhenren, I knew that we were in the flood and washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family was fighting. ”

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