Miji turned her head to look at her childhood sweetheart-to-be boyfriend and said, "You ask Ah Le, has he seen it?" ”

The latter felt that he had fallen into the pit in an instant, and he was going to pick you up, so he couldn't pit his own people like this!

“……”

When Ah Cai heard this, she curled her mouth and looked at Ah Le with the eyes of the customs.

"Honey, there's something to say!"

was stared at by his girlfriend, and Ah Le's expression became unnatural.

“…… Hum! ”

Ah Cai understands that men don't have a good thing, and their minds are full of that kind of thing!

originally thought that Ah Le was an upright man, but he didn't expect to be the same as them, and no one was much better.

Ah Le, who couldn't argue, could only express his helplessness, it was really unfavorable for the passing year, and disaster fell from the sky!

It is natural for women to buy bags wildly, and it becomes a big rebellion for men to watch a small movie.

Where is the reasoning of this?

What's more, you must not reason with women, because people are not reasonable at all!

If you really want to reason with them, you can only use two things to achieve it - money and ......... Bed!

After teasing Ah Cai, the chicken turned to look at the halfway "Kimchi Fathead Fish" and asked: "Boss Wang, you can play with me if you want to, I don't know how much you plan to bet?" ”

The other party continued to tease and hang on his own, stretched out an index finger and said, "100 million dollor!" ”

"Okay, then come on!"

Pacquiao only made $100 million a game, and if Lao Tzu can encounter such a good thing every day, then stay in Omen.

Your surname is Wang, and my surname is Wang.

Could it be that this is the "battle of kings of kings" between the big king and the little king???

There are guys who are dissatisfied everywhere, and the mission of the deity is to cure all kinds of disobedience!

According to the request of the old king opposite, the giant ball beauty dealer reappeared.

After shuffling the cards, ten cards are drawn from the middle as a deduction, and the two can choose the first 22 cards or the last 22 cards.

“You-First！”

The chicken made a gesture of please, and sat down in the chair peacefully, waiting for the decision of this "big fat bird".

“……”

Boss Wang stretched out his big chubby paws and touched the stack of cards in front of him first.

Suddenly felt that something was wrong, and changed his original intention, and halfway decided to choose the stack behind

But the action was paused again, as if afraid of falling into the trap set by the other party, and took the stack in front of him again.

If there are three or four stacks of cards, do you have to consider going in the middle of the night???

Pick up the remaining stack on the table, open it and see that the cards are still very good.

33455566778101010JJQKKA2…… Plus Xiao Wang!

I couldn't fly, I couldn't even get out, I fell into the pit completely.

Fortunately, there are still ten cards that can be used, and the opposite Wang wants to feel the taste of 32 to 22.

"This!"

Boss Wang directly shot 345678910JQKA!

“……”

Damn, both ends are blocked, you are ruthless, enough cow pyrene!

"This!"

"Kimchi Fathead Fish" comes out with another 4.

"This!"

The chicken directly slapped Xiao Wang on the table!

"This!"

Boss Wang also did not hesitate, immediately went to the king, to control the right to play cards in his own hands.

“……”

You can do it, you continue, Lao Tzu will wait for you to put out the fire before shooting!

"This!"

In order to form a super straight, the "kimchi fathead" splits both the pair of 4 and the pair of 8, and the consequence is that there must be a single card.

"This!"

The chicken is on a 2, the big and small kings are out, and 2 will become the boss.

“……”

The "Kimchi Fathead Fish" had no way to stop it, so he had to wait patiently for the opportunity.

"This!"

You have a straight, I have it too, and it's a double – 4455667788&99!

“……”

Lao Wang on the other side looked at the combination of 22+AA+QQ+K in his hand, and continued to wait and see helplessly.

"This!"

The plane is taking off......

101010+JJJ+9+2！

"HEHE, GAME-OVER!"

The rooster has already played all the cards, so there is no need to say "this" anymore.

If it is recombined, the opposite king can also use the straight of AAA and QQQ to carry K and J.

Then 3-10 is regarded as a small straight, but in that case, there is a risk that the opponent will be stoned to death.

Because 3 must come out first, it is impossible to smash out the three first.

If you can go out casually, Boss Wang can of course win easily.

Once the straight with 3 is controlled, the opponent then starts to take off again.

Boss Wang stared at him, he could only watch others take him away directly!

Then he has more cards to be held back, and small jokes become big jokes.

If the chicken hits 999+101010+JJJ, the "kimchi fathead fish" has to go crazy!

“I-ant……”

lost like this, of course Boss Wang was not convinced.

It's a trivial matter to lose $100 million, the important thing is that you really have the strength to win this kid.

"Other-play, Other-time (if you want to play again, you have to make another appointment)!"

The chicken saw that the other party still had to PK with him, but today this dead fat man is not the protagonist.

“…… OK！ Any-time! ”

It is estimated that after the end, "Kimchi Fathead Fish" will go back to the hotel to find a few girls to vent.

"Mr. Gao, don't you want me to return the six billion dollars?"

Sending away the "kimchi fathead fish", the second-hand young man refocused his attention on this "poisonous cobra".

“…… That's right! ”

Mr. Gao didn't know what the other party meant when he suddenly mentioned this stubble, and he didn't plan to exchange the money just now.

"This is easy to do, you lose six billion dollars to me, you only need to promise me one condition in public, and I will return all the money to you!"

Think the front deity has dug a big hole?

Then you are wrong, because the pit in the back is even bigger!

“…… Oh? As long as it's not too much, I'm okay to think about it! ”

Now, in order not to be taken care of by Ms. Aoi, Mr. Gao has to think about how to get the money back as soon as possible.

"It's very simple, as long as you shout sixty times in public, I'm a fool! I'll give you back!" It's 100 million dollars to shout! ”

The chicken didn't say this in a low voice, but loud enough that the audience could hear it clearly.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, this condition is really ...... It's weird!

No way, local tyrants all have personal hobbies!

Some people like to raise lions and tigers, and some people like beautiful women and famous cars.

Second, young people like to watch others scold themselves in public for being stupid!

The deity thinks that letting a bad person do this is doing the right thing for heaven, and it shouldn't be out of line!

“…… Don't go too far! ”

Mr. Gao gritted his back molars and squeezed the words out of his lips, and the green tendons on his head jumped up from the subcutaneous tissue in anger.

"Is that too much? You ask everyone, who can make $100 million by scolding yourself? ”

If Ma Ling dares to make such a promise, he will go bankrupt on the same day!

"Master, let me come! Don't say 60 sentences, it's 600 sentences, 6,000 sentences are fine! ”

Niu Bisheng is already impatient, for the huge sum of six billion dollars, let alone scolding himself, even being a cuckold.

If you scold yourself, you will give 100 million US dollars, this value is the sky-high condition of the scolding world!

It is here that they are all elite celebrities, and everyone has to take care of their own face.

If this kind of thing spreads to the streets, it must not be robbed and crazy, right?

It's not good to scold others, but it's okay to scold yourself, right?

As for the issue of taxes, even if the tax rate is as high as 50%, there will be three billion dollars in the pocket after tax, right?

With so much money, it can be regarded as getting rich overnight.

Famous cars, mansions, and beauties can all be bought, and they live more nourishingly than those entertainment stars!

Besides, the top ten entertainment stars in Nagang are worth less than $3 billion combined, right?

"I'm rubbing! Silly pyrene to silly pyrene, is it necessary to give the other party a 'good dark root' before PK??? ”

Nima, I'm afraid your biggest ability is to make trouble for Lao Tzu.

But it's good to have a bidder, so Mr. Gao is lonely!

"Poof~!"

Xiaolu couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly.

My husband is really a wonderful talent, and he can say such things.

Luo Xin couldn't laugh or cry, and said such foul language on such an occasion......

She didn't know how to say a few words of resentment, or simply remained silent.

I had no choice but to let it go, anyway, it's already like this.

“…… What do you mean? ”

Niu Bisheng hasn't understood yet, either his understanding is too poor, or the culture is incompatible.

"Don't understand? Do you need to give you a 'ah~dugen'??? ”

Lao Tzu really wanted to make a big move, so he blasted your waste wood out of the hall that couldn't even fight the five scum.

“…… All right! Then I can only use 'Gagabu masturbation' to pick up! ”

Niu Bisheng really thinks this is a living street fighter game, and it seems that it does have the potential to take over the big order of the century.

"Mr. Gao, if you don't make a choice, this gentleman will have to accept my request!"

I didn't expect that "fathead fish" is still good as a "childcare", at least it can stimulate the other party.

“…… Don't toast and don't eat, eat and drink. When the time comes, you won't have to pay back the six billion! ”

When DOA's reinforcements arrive, Mr. Gao will kill this bastard who humiliates himself in public.

"Really? I have a hunch that when the time comes, you will beg me to allow you to scold yourself 10,000 times for being stupid to have a chance to survive! ”

Didn't you call the number?

That's good, let's see who dies first!

When the time comes, there will be a lot of people to bury, and Lao Tzu will have to dig a few more pits.

"Master, if you scold yourself 10,000 times, how much money do you have to transfer? Has he become the richest man in the world? ”

Niu Bisheng has been trapped in it and can't extricate himself.

scolding himself for a thousand words, he is the richest man in Hong Kong.

It's so easy to make this money, and you don't have to worry about being cut off by loan sharks anymore!

"I'm rubbing! You think beautifully! If there is such a good thing, I will be the first to scold myself! ”

Lord God, it doesn't take much, I will curse myself, you can reward me with a little bit!

If I can make this wish come true, I can skip XO every day, sleep less, and save time going to the bathroom......

Oh, by the way, the main god may be Korean, and he doesn't understand this.

Alas???

What about Boss Wang?

Let him teach me how to say this in Korean.

In exchange, the deity can accompany him to fight the landlord for free!

That's right, Lao Tzu is so naïve, innocent, willful, and shameless!

If the Lord God can really fulfill the wish of the deity, the deity can give the Lord God a thousand words for free as a token of gratitude!

"Master, don't be like this, let me scold myself and improve my life!"

In order to get rid of poverty and become rich as soon as possible and keep their waists, the "fathead fish" has been released.

"I'm rubbing! Mr. Gao wants to know that the six billion dollars were transferred to you in this way, and he won't dismantle you in eight pieces? Not to mention the kidney, even half a milligram of boogers has to be weighed and sold, otherwise there is no way to return to the capital! ”

You take him into a cage and bring him back, whether it's shabu-shabu, whether it's roasted, whether it's sliced, and the deity doesn't care.

"Don't~! Master! You're going to protect me! I don't have a lot of on top, but there's a lot of stock on the bottom! ”

Niu Bisheng was so frightened that he used his criing skills to hug his thighs, and he didn't let go of the chicken.

"That's it! All right! Don't cry! Shrewd! I've got a solution to help you out! ”

“…… What a way"

"If you sell the inventory below to Mr. Gao for six billion dollars, presumably he won't hold you accountable!"

“…… That's fine??? ”

"Absolutely!"

"So how do you do that?"

The chicken immediately announced: "Now, Mr. Gao wants to buy back Mr. Niu Bisheng's inventory with his mouth, with a total value of six billion US dollars, which is an unprecedented super fat contract, everyone applauds and welcomes!" ”

What do you mean by "buying back inventory with your mouth"???

It's just eating Xiang~!

Everyone didn't know that this was the first time they had been petrified tonight, and they were all about to be petrified into David or Venus anyway.

"You ......"

Mr. Gao, who was humiliated again, still wanted to have a seizure.

"Mr. Gao, think about it, I won six billion dollars from you, Niu Bisheng scolded himself for earning six billion, and you implemented the repurchase plan and got another six billion. Tonight alone, the three of us joined forces to contribute $18 billion in GDP to Omen! What a great business feat! Casinos in all of Austria can't do it! If it can be changed again, it will be a GDP of 30 billion US dollars, which must be a historical record, and it can be recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records! ”

The divine logic of the second-class youth, within dozens of seconds, once again successfully petrified the audience, and none of them were missed!

It turns out that it is so simple to make GDP, and there is finally hope for African countries!

After getting this secret trick, it is expected that the GDP of Zimbabwe, Guinea-Bissau, Burkina Faso and other countries will surpass that of the United States!

This is the equivalent of KeyserSoze (plus gold) in the Warcraft game!

Luo Xin was really angry and ashamed when she heard it, how could she know such a guy who was full of nonsense?

Xiaolu listened with relish, looking forward to her husband's next move, which may be even more shocking.

"Master! Don't talk about Omen, you can improve my family's GDP first! ”

Niu Bisheng never forgot to make money, and what kind of income this year depends on tonight.

"Dear, no! You have to understand that only by giving up a small family can you do it for everyone! ”

Six billion dollars were easily picked up by you, isn't Lao Tzu busy in vain?

"Master! I'm betting my wife on you! Would you like to bet me six billion dollars? ”

It's a pipe dream!

It's still a Big Mac-level dream!

"I'll go~! If your wife is worth six billion dollars, why don't you bet him on Li Jiacheng? ”

The chickens all admire the imagination of the "fathead fish", which two fools can come over to take the plate?

"No! Brother Cheng is old and can't enjoy it anymore! ”

Niu Bisheng can still go down, it really has unlimited potential.

"It's okay, when Brother Cheng is young, you can contact him again!"

No, the second-class youth can only start the time-lapse cheats.