Chapter 9: Taming the Zombies (3783 Monthly Pass Plus Update)
Because of his interest in this vampire zombie, Zuo Xiaoright's mind changed from destroying zombies to subduing zombies.
But there is a problem, the task given to him by the system is to destroy the zombies, if he can't destroy the zombies, he can't complete the task, and if he can't complete the task, he can't return to reality.
Faced with this contradiction, after a little thought, he found a suitable solution.
Conquer the zombies first, then spend your life with Ren Tingting, and after Ren Tingting leaves, kill the zombies and return to the real world.
But how do you subdue the zombies?
"Brother Zuo, go to sleep!" After convenience, Ren Tingting walked over and said with a shy face.
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Then I'll lie down for a while." He turned his head to Uncle Nine and said, "Master, I'll squint, you call me if you have something." ”
"Let's go!" Uncle Nine nodded.
Zuo Xiaoyou was about to go to rest, when he suddenly thought of someone: "By the way, where did Qiusheng go?" ”
"That kid couldn't stand the suffering, so he went to find a place to sleep." Uncle Nine was angry.
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head helplessly, Uncle Nine accepted such two wonderful apprentices, he really had to worry about it for the rest of his life.
In the mourning hall, Zuo Xiaoyou was resting on the flying carpet, and when he was resting, Ren Tingting's gaze swept over him from time to time, which made Zuo Xiaoyou, who was very sensitive to skin and flesh, unable to sleep steadily, and the girl's gaze was too gentle, and it was difficult for Zuo Xiaoyou to withstand the gentle gaze of a woman.
Since I couldn't sleep, I simply lay down and practiced. When I practice, I can restore my energy, but I don't need to sleep.
After practicing for two hours, the energetic Zuo Xiaoyou opened his eyes. Ren Tingting, who had been paying attention to Zuo Xiaoyou, saw it and hurriedly said, "Brother Zuo, you're awake!" ”
"Hmm." Zuo Xiaoyou sat up, pulled his hair a little, and his hairstyle became meticulous again: "How long have I been asleep?" ”
"It's only two hours." Ren Tingting said: "It's not dawn yet!" Brother Zuo continue to sleep! ”
"I don't sleep." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, got up and put away the flying carpet. Dao: "Cultivators don't have high requirements for sleep, and two hours of deep sleep a day are enough. ”
"Is two hours enough?" Ren Tingting was surprised.
"That's enough." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "Because the mana in the body will automatically replenish physical strength and energy, if the daily energy and physical consumption are not large, you don't even need to sleep." ”
After a pause, Zuo Xiaoyou pointed to Uncle Jiu, who was sitting in front of the door with his eyes closed, and said, "Look at Master, you can recover your mental and physical strength by closing your eyes and recuperating your mind, and you don't have to worry about lack of sleep at all." ”
"It's good to cultivate." Ren Tingting was very envious.
"It's good, it's just that I often deal with some ghosts. It's gloomy all day long, and it's hard to find a wife. Zuo Xiaoyou said: "You see Master, Wencai and Qiusheng, all of them are singles." It's too hard to find the right wife. ”
Ren Tingting chuckled and said, "No!" Just like Brother Zuo said before, he hasn't found a wife yet, maybe it's just that fate hasn't arrived, and when fate arrives, there will be everything that should be. ”
"I'm afraid that they will find a female ghost to be their wife in the end." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and talked about female ghosts. It seems that Qiusheng provoked a female ghost, counting the days, it should be in these two days!
Stretch your waist and say, "I'll go outside to breathe." ”
"Brother Zuo. Would you like something to eat? Ren Tingting asked.
"Let's talk about it after dawn!" Left and right waved his hand and walked to the door.
At this time, Uncle Nine had already opened his eyes, saw Zuo Xiaoyou walking out, and said, "Woke up?" ”
"Yes! Master. "Left and right stretch shoulders. Said: "Master, Qiusheng hasn't woken up yet?" ”
"Forget it, it's almost dawn. It looks like the zombie isn't coming. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the people of the fast catcher guarding the door shouting: "The zombies are coming!" ”
Uncle Jiu's face froze, and he said in his heart: You won't be slapped in the face so soon, right?
Turning his head to look, sure enough, a huge ugly zombie was jumping towards Ren's mansion.
Looking at the panicked fast capture team, Zuo Xiaoyou shouted: "Don't panic, raise your gun, aim, shoot!" ”
Bang bang -
A burst of gunfire rang out, and dozens of bullets hit the zombie, but it only slightly hindered the zombie's movement, and he rushed over with a jump.
"Open the door! Spread out left and right! No one is allowed to shoot without my orders! ”
Hearing the command of Zuo Xiaoright, all the catchers immediately opened the gate and scattered left and right to find a suitable place to hide.
The next moment, the zombie jumped into Ren's mansion. The movement here also alarmed Akisheng, who was sleeping on the roof. After rolling twice and jumping down from the house, Qiusheng said, "Master, junior brother, are the zombies coming?" ”
"Get out of here!" Uncle Nine slapped Qiusheng away with a sword, pulled out the ink line in the ink fountain, and said, "Xiaoyou, help!" ”
"Yes, Master." Zuo Xiaoyou immediately grabbed the ink line, stretched out a length of more than one meter, and the master and apprentice rushed towards the zombie.
When the added ink line touched the zombie, the zombie suddenly screamed as if it had been whipped, and fell backwards to the ground. But in an instant, he got back on his feet and jumped up and thrust towards the left and right.
"Be careful!" Uncle Nine stretched the ink line, pumped the zombie from the side again, and knocked the zombie to the ground again.
Continuously drawn by the ink line, the zombie is also a little scared, and seems to be hesitating to retreat temporarily?
How could Zuo Xiaoyou let him run, he immediately rushed up and stuffed a glutinous rice ball into the zombie's mouth.
"Little right! What are you doing? Seeing Zuo Xiao's right hand stretched out into the zombie's mouth, Uncle Nine was startled.
Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou quickly withdrew his hand and confirmed that the glutinous rice balls had been eaten by zombies, so he said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, don't worry, I'm fine." ”
"Stand back!" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou standing in front of the zombies and turning around, Uncle Nine almost went crazy, how could he, a demon apprentice, make such a low-level mistake? Did he really think he was safe?
"It's okay Master." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, turned to look at the zombie standing in front of him, and said, "Jump back two steps." ”
The zombie immediately jumped two steps as he was told.
"Take a step forward."
The zombie jumped forward again.
"Jump in place."
Zombies are jumping in place, completely unable to stop.
Uncle Nine: "......"
Qiusheng: "......"
Ren Tingting: "......"
Everyone was stunned.
Uncle Nine walked over with a peachwood sword, looked at the zombies jumping in place, was silent for a moment, and asked, "Xiaoyou, how did you do it?" I think I see you stuffing something into a zombie's mouth. ”
"Master is really discerning." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Yes, the zombie will become so obedient because of the glutinous rice balls I fed it just now." ”
"Glutinous rice balls?" Uncle Nine was surprised: "Although glutinous rice can dispel corpse poison and extinguish corpse qi, I have never heard that if you stuff glutinous rice balls into the mouth of a zombie, the zombie will be obedient." ”
"Of course, ordinary glutinous rice balls are not good, but my glutinous rice balls are seasoned." Zuo Xiaoyou said quite proudly, but after finishing speaking, he showed helplessness again: "It's a pity that I forgot what I added at the time, otherwise I would have made a few more, no matter how many zombies came, I wouldn't be afraid." ”
"How?" Uncle Nine was stunned: "You only made one?" Forgot the recipe? ”
"Two." Zuo Xiaoyou scratched his head: "A month ago, I suddenly wanted to eat glutinous rice balls, so I made some casually. But at that time, my dog suddenly barked twice, which made me playful. At that time, I grabbed a handful of glutinous rice at random, and made some messy things at random, and added a little messy spell to make two glutinous rice balls, one of which I fed to the dog, and I found out that the glutinous rice balls can actually make the animals that eat obedient. ”
"In other words, you don't have a recipe at all, and you only have one glutinous rice ball left, which you used up just now, right?" Uncle Nine asked.
Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.
Uncle Nine breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you ran out and forgot the recipe, otherwise you would have given these glutinous rice balls to people all over the world to eat, and people all over the world would obey you in the future." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "That's impossible!" God made me make two glutinous rice balls by accident, but I didn't leave the recipe, probably hoping that I could do something useful with the glutinous rice balls, but he didn't give me the formula, because I was afraid that I would make them wantonly after I knew about it, and then the world would be in chaos. ”
"That's a good point." Uncle Nine nodded, looked at the zombies that were still bouncing, and said, "What are you going to do with Old Lady Ren?" ”
At this time, Ren Tingting was standing at the door of the mourning hall, and Zuo Xiaoyou would definitely not do anything to make her sad.
"After all, he is Tingting's grandfather, try not to kill if he can, but if he is left alone, I am afraid that he will harm people everywhere." Speaking of this, Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Now that the old lady Ren is completely obedient to me, let me take him home and slowly train him not to kill innocents everywhere, what does the master think?" ”
Uncle Nine thought for a while and said, "That's fine, if there is any situation, feel free to tell me." ”
"No, it won't!" Qiusheng was directly stunned: "Such a powerful zombie was taken care of by a glutinous rice ball from the junior brother?" ”
"That's fate." Uncle Jiu sighed, "Xiaoyou is born to be a rich and noble person, even if he encounters a disaster, he will turn evil into good fortune and become auspicious in trouble." You and Wencai are different, you are two pieces of rotten wood! Rotten wood cannot be carved! ”
Uncle Nine suddenly went crazy in the end, which startled Qiusheng, and he could only be reprimanded.
At this time, Ren Tingting walked over, looking at the ugly and terrifying zombie that jumped up and down, and couldn't believe that it was her grandfather.
"Brother Zuo, is he really my grandfather?" Ren Tingting couldn't believe it: "I was also at the scene on the day the coffin was opened, and grandpa was obviously not like this." ”
"It's not unusual, your grandfather was buried in the grave in question for twenty years, and thus became a zombie. But after your grandfather turned into a zombie, he mutated again, and he became what he is now. ”
"I see." Ren Tingting understood, glanced at the zombie again, and looked disgusted: "Grandpa's appearance is so disgusting!" ”
"......" (To be continued.) )