Chapter 186: How Many Children Are Pregnant?
After Lao Li Tou'er said that if you hate him, please do this, He Shang and Liu Lao Liu only felt that the door of a new world was opening in front of them.
It's just that inside the door is not a new world of birds and flowers, but a hell full of Nima's conspiracy!
Even Liu Lao Liu had such a feeling, no wonder he was always defeated in the battle of Lao Li Tou'er, it turned out that he was really too kind, too simple, and far worse than this goods!
It's just a feeling of kindergarten and college students?
Although some don't want to know what to do if it is Fahai next, they still can't suppress their hearts and excitement, what earth-shattering plan will Lao Li Touer say?
"And what if it's Fahai?"
Lao Li Touer: "Let him have a baby!! ”
Liu Laoliu: "......."
He Shang: "........"
The two were silent for a long time, and just as they were about to speak, Lao Li Tou'er said again: "Of course this is impossible. ”
He Shang suddenly said: "Maybe it's really possible!" ”
Lao Li was stunned for a moment, and said confusedly: "What is possible?" ”
He Shang: "Give birth to a child, the poor monk has a kind of water that can allow a man to have a child!" ”
Liu Laoliu: "........"
Old Li Touer: "........"
I'm just making an analogy, do you really have it? But it's really touching to think about it, what a shocking scene for a seventy or eighty-year-old man to give birth to a child?
But He Shang really has it, do you remember the world of Journey to the West? It is the travel voucher of the Journey to the West world that you got in the world of martial arts.
Just arrived in the daughter country, but at that time, He Shang didn't forget to bring some unique items from that place, that's right, it is the water in the Zimu River that can make people pregnant.
This is water that can create people out of thin air, and it is also a unique product of Journey to the West, how could He Shang forget?
Even if Zhu Bajie and their cultivation can get pregnant with a sip of water, let alone a little Fahai? Maybe I'll be pregnant with twins or something!
The scene suddenly fell silent, and then Liu Laoliu whispered: "What should we do now?" ”
Old Liu Tou'er's face was violent, and he said tentatively: "Do you want to get him pregnant?" ”
Two: "........"
Why does that sound so awkward?
He Shang hesitated: "Why don't you forget it?" With the ending this time, Fahai should have a big understanding and will go to Lingshan soon, isn't it a bit too much for us to do this? ”
Lao Li Tou'er pointed to the fact that Xiaoqing in the Illusory World Mirror had been suppressed at the bottom of the sea, and Bai Suzhen had been defeated, and Fahai was busy suppressing it.
And behind him, Qiantang County, which had been half submerged by the sea, pointed to the Jinshan Temple, which was wrapped in the mana of Fahai!
"Do you still need me to say this?"
Liu Laoliu's face was ugly: "Needless to say, he must be pregnant!" ”
He Shang also nodded: "Then it's so sure, but I want to." Before the words were finished, the system said: "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of reforming the Fahai and obtaining merit points: 5000." ”
He Shang was stunned and looked at the illusory mirror, it turned out that Fahai had completely suppressed Bai Suzhen under the Leifeng Tower, and because he was tortured by them, he directly realized the Tao.
At this time, there was a faint Buddha light all over his body, even on his body lying on the ground.
Just now he was thinking about waiting for the task to be completed, but he didn't expect Fahai to be so powerful, and since Fahai is so powerful, why can't he help but give it!
Although Fahai is now enlightened, he will never do those things again, but with his character, it is really not necessarily, and since you can do such things before becoming a Buddha.
Maybe after becoming a Buddha, you will still be a virtuous person, it's like a murderer who has never been caught, but ten years later he is still a murderer, and he will be wanted forever until the day he is caught.
Even if you know that you are wrong, it is not easy to make it, and you can write it off if you are wrong? What will be the sorrow of the house of the slain?
He Shang thought about it, and immediately waved his hand, a small white porcelain bottle appeared in his hand, and handed it to Liu Laoliu: "This is, but don't feed too much, just feed a mouthful, otherwise the poor monk will not dare to guarantee that he can conceive a few!" ”
This game should be in the world of Journey to the West, and they didn't know how much they drank at the beginning, but it definitely wouldn't be too much, so they were pregnant.
And Fahai is too far behind them, so if you drink too much, maybe you can have a ten, twenty or something, then it's really a big fun.
After all, if a person is not a saint or a sage, who can be without fault? Although Fahai is excessive, it has not yet reached the point where the crime is unforgivable, and it cannot be completely killed at once, that is, it is enough to punish him.
Liu Laoliu carefully took the porcelain bottle, opened it and looked at it, and found that there was no difference from normal water, and doubted: "Is this really good?" ”
He Shang nodded: "Of course it's good!" ”
So Liu Lao Liu didn't ink, opened Fahai's mouth, poured a mouthful, and then stared at Fahai's stomach, puzzled: "Why didn't you react?" ”
He Shang: "........."
Do you think this is the elixir of Taishang Laojun? Movement so soon?
But after a while, Fahai's stomach still didn't react, and Lao Li said, "It can't be expired, right?" ”
He Shang was also a little skeptical, could this water be the kind of function that made people pregnant disappear after leaving the Zimu River?
Liu Lao Liu said tentatively: "Why don't I give him a few bites?" ”
The two nodded, after all, no reaction means that it is not good, so it is better to try a few more mouthfuls, what if the effect of one bite is not enough?
Liu Laoliu was about to break open Fahai's mouth, but before he could pour water, he found that Fahai's stomach had changed a little in the blink of an eye, and it had obviously become a little bigger.
Hurriedly rubbed his eyes and wondered, "Have you seen it?" ”
He Shangyu glanced at Lao Li and said in unison: "I saw it!" ”
Liu Lao Liu smiled: "It seems that the effect of the medicine is not enough, so I'm giving him a few sips." As he spoke, he poured it in, and smiled at He Shang: "This game should be really good, do you still have it?" I'll take it back and try it on someone else! ”
Lao Li Tou'er scolded: "Don't pour it, all the bottles have gone in." ”
Liu Laoliu was stunned, and hurriedly pulled out the porcelain bottle from Fahai's mouth, making a "pop" sound, and when he looked at the porcelain bottle, he found that there was no water.
Suddenly embarrassed: "That, will there be a death?" ”
Old Li Touer: "........"
He Shang: "........."
They don't know if there will be a death, but it should be okay to have a child or something with Fahai's cultivation, but how many children do you have to conceive with so much water? Or dozens?
If it's just one or two children, Fahai may not be fine, but if there are dozens of children in a row, it really won't be necessary.
Liu Lao Liu stood up and said as if nothing happened: "Shouldn't we go?" ”
Lao Li Tou'er couldn't look at the sea, and looked serious: "Well, we should really go!" ”
He Shang: ".........."
So he hurriedly put away the phantom mirror, called the lingering Jigong Yu Rouge, and brought two lucky people to Yifeng Yu, directly broke through the world barriers, and instantly returned to the wish mall.