Chapter 180: Heavenly Court Efficiency
In the eyes of most people, Jigong is a living Buddha who heals diseases and saves people, and he conquers many ordinary people with his eclectic personality.
Although he usually looks crazy, he is not really crazy, but under the appearance of madness, he hides a fiery heart, a free heart.
And this time Jigong's choice is very free, but there will definitely be a lot of follow-up troubles, after all, Jigong is also an Arhat in Lingshan.
Just chose a path to betray Lingshan, if the Buddha and others would not let go of the two of them, this is a living slap in the face!
How could the Supreme Buddha endure the betrayal of his subordinates? Even the Jade Emperor of Heavenly Court has to respect him for three points, let alone an Arhat?
So the kind-hearted He Shang extended a helping hand, took out a white wish card, and faced Jigong's puzzled gaze, explaining: "With this card, you will be able to go to a place that even the Buddha can't find!" ”
Ji Gong was shocked, but looking at He Shang's gaze, he really didn't believe it, after all, who is the Buddha? The overlord of Lingshan dominates many Bodhisattva Arhats.
And the Buddha's own cultivation is also the top in this world, the quasi-saint level!
It can be said that except for some special people in the Three Realms, the Buddha basically lets whoever dies have to die, and whoever lives is a vegetative person even if he doesn't live.
He is one of the most powerful people in this world, a powerful and dictatorial immortal.
Now someone told him that with an inconspicuous card, he could evade the pursuit of the Buddha, why did it sound so fantastical?
Liu Lao Liu smiled: "You just take it, this is yours, in your Buddhist dialect, this is your chance, and you will know how lucky you are today!" ”
Ji Gong nodded when he heard this, regardless of whether it was good or not, the most important thing was that he felt that these people could not harm him at least, after all, they had no hatred or resentment, and there was no need to harm themselves.
took the card and said, "Thank you!" ”
He Shang smiled and nodded: "Well, you're welcome, but now Master Jigong can't leave!" ”
Jigong was stunned, what are you waiting for if you don't leave in a hurry now? Waiting for the Buddha to chase and kill? When the time comes, it's too late to run!
"Why?"
He Shang pointed to the room full of laughter and soft whispers of women, and said, "The poor monk is from Fahai, and according to the seniority, Master Jigong is much higher than him." So at the end of the day, I need to persuade Master Jigong to say a few words! ”
Jigong nodded thoughtfully: "But what if you come to the Buddha's side?" Speaking of this, his face was even more strange, and he said: "And you have offended the underworld, presumably the heavenly court will come over soon!" ”
He Shang smiled: "Didn't Master Jigong forget?" One day in the sky and a year in the earth, even if they are fast, it will take half a year after the soldiers and horses are assembled, which is enough! ”
He asked Lao Li Touer this question at the beginning, after all, if the underworld was robbed, what would Fahai do? Heavenly Court is full of great powers, even if Liu Lao Liu can fight at that time, he can still fight 100,000 or more heavenly soldiers and generals by himself?
However, it was Lao Li Tou'er who made He Shangxia decide to rob the underworld, and Lao Li Tou'er smiled at that time: "No matter which world's Heavenly Court it is, the Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor, and they all have a problem, that is, they are very face-saving, and they will stir up the crowd when they are big things!" The most important thing is that due to the time difference, by the time they arrived, several years had passed in the mortal world! ”
said that when he came here, he said with a lewd face: "Otherwise" At the beginning, Erlang Shen and his mother would not have given birth to children in the mortal world, and they were all over the ground to the point of soy sauce, so the Heavenly Court sent troops, you just say how inefficient they are, right?
At that time, He Shang also sighed very much after hearing it, it seems that whether it is a mortal country or a heavenly country, everything is just a good saying, what was once a saying?
If I had a choice in life, I would like to live in the news. The children there can afford to go to school, the poor can afford to see a doctor, the people live in low-rent houses of 77 yuan per month, wages have increased by 11.2 percent, the employment rate of college students has reached 99.13 percent, and the average meal in the canteen for college students is 2 or 3 yuan per meal.
And what about Heavenly Court? Immortals are kind and powerful, they help the weak, they are strong but do not show their might, they are strong but they grant wishes to mortals.
But the reality is always diametrically opposed to the story, we are not living in the news, the poor are getting poorer, the rich are getting richer, and there is a huge gap in society.
It's not that you don't work hard, but even if you work hard, it's not as good as the words of the high-level, from then on all your efforts are in vain, and then get up and start anew, but how many opportunities do you have in life? To miss is to miss!
And Heavenly Court and Spirit Mountain? In reality. They don't have the legendary kindness, and they have never seen the Buddha's Pudu sentient beings, only powerful and dictatorial immortals!
Straight to the point.
After a few days of incomprehensible efforts and taking turns of the four beauties, Fahaina's voice reciting Buddhist scriptures became smaller and smaller, which did not mean that he was tempted, but thirsty!!
Fahai's cultivation is in the stage of incarnation, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat for a few months, the aura in the air will naturally replenish that energy need.
But as the saying goes, you can go without food for a few days, and you will never starve to death, but if you don't drink water for a few days, you will definitely die of thirst, and even Fahai will definitely not be able to stand it!
Women: "Master! Are you thirsty? So, do you want to drink it in the slave's mouth? ”
"Yes, yes, it's not just in the mouth, it's water in other places!"
Fahai still sat motionless on the ground, but his face was a little ugly, and his lips were extremely interfering, and when he heard the woman's words, he suddenly snorted coldly: "Lao Qu would rather die than give in!" ”
And then surrounded by women!
Outside the room.
Lao Li Tou'er said to Ji Gong: "Look at the concentration of your nephew, you are much stronger than you!" ”
Jigong's face was embarrassed, no, look at this nephew who is not by the Buddha's side now, he is so determined, he is not shaken by the woman, and although he is not for the woman, but in the eyes of outsiders, it is different!
After all, there will be some rumors when the time comes, but if you care about the words of the world, will you still dress up as a beggar?
At this time, Bai Suzhen and the others had already gone home, after all, there was nothing for them here, and they couldn't help here.
He Shang pushed Lao Li Tou'er and said worriedly: "When is this a head?" ”
When Lao Li heard this, he smiled lewdly and said: "It's almost fast, don't worry, it's basically just a matter of the past few days!" ”
In the next few days, his words finally came true, Lao Li Tou'er is very powerful, he doesn't say a lot of unique work, and he knows how to guess people's hearts, He Shang thinks that he should take a small book to write down Lao Li's words and deeds, and there is nothing to learn?
However, Lao Li Tou'er's words strengthened his thoughts, in case he was yin one day, it would be right to find Lao Li Tou'er for revenge!
Lao Li'er's original words were: "You haven't eaten or drunk for many days, and a group of coolly dressed women surround you 24 hours a day, won't you hallucinate?" ”