Chapter 584 Stupid ......
In fact, Feng Baobao's reason is not too bad, after all, if it is a living person, who will come out of the coffin, but there are no wonders in the world, not to mention that this is not the real world, but a more bizarre animation world, just because people come out of the coffin, they think that they are zombies, it is too arbitrary, too unconvincing, let's just say it, in the audience, except for Li Yang and Feng Baobao themselves, no one was convinced......
"Baby, he's not a zombie" The man with glasses pointed at Li Yang, observed again, and affirmed.
"Oh" Feng Baobao nodded in response, and was persuaded by the man with glasses.
Now, in the audience, except for Li Yang, no one suspected that he was a zombie......
The identity crisis was simply solved.
The glasses man and Feng Baobao ended their whispering, came to Li Yang, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, it was a misunderstanding just now, please don't be surprised"
The man with glasses pulled Lafeng Baobao, who immediately bent down towards Li Yangyi and said roughly: "I'm sorry"
"Where is it" Li Yang saw that the two of them didn't seem to be simple, and he didn't want to cause trouble, so he generously revealed it.
The man with glasses laughed, obviously happy with this result, stretched out his hand, and introduced himself: "I really don't know each other today, my name is Xu San, her name is "
"I told him just now," Feng Baobao said quietly.
Xu San couldn't help but be a little embarrassed and said: "That, I know each other, it's okay, save me from introducing it"
"My name is Li Yang" Li Yang shook hands with Xu San's outstretched hand and reported his name.
Even if this is an acquaintance, the atmosphere is very friendly, so Xu San hit the railway while it was hot: "We are from a courier company, I don't know where you are?" ”
"Everywhere? Are you teasing me? When Li Yang heard this name, he felt that the other party was joking, and this joke was very distracting......
"Of course not, our company is just a strange name, but it is indeed a very formal courier company, this is my business card" Xu San took out a business card from his jacket pocket and handed it to Li Yang.
Li Yang looked down at the business card, don't say it, it's really like this.
Provided that this business card is not a forgery.
Of course, Li Yang would not ask people in front of others if their business cards were forged, and how could he, a smart person, ask such a question of lack of beating and lack of IQ......
Li Yang put away his business card, and planned to find a time to secretly send some express mail to this courier company anonymously, and see if he could send it to his hometown in Qingshui County......
"I don't know where you are?" Xu San saw that Li Yang seemed to have forgotten his own question, and couldn't help but emphasize the deep meaning of his words, which was to ask Li Yang which force he was.
"Me?"
Li Yangzheng wanted to say that he was a jobless vagrant, but looking at Xu San's dress as a commercial white-collar worker, as well as a business card, although the company's name was a little funny, it didn't look very tall, and as a traverser, he couldn't lose his share.
So he opened his mouth and said: "I wear the company everywhere, fortunately, fortunately"
Wear it anywhere?
The flesh on Xu San's face was twitching.
I know everything, you wear everywhere, this is obviously a lie, and there is no sincerity at all, so you can make up a decent name is also like that.
In fact, Xu San was a little wrong, Li Yang wears a name everywhere, at first glance, it gives people a feeling that it seems to be very brain-free, but in fact, it has a deep meaning.
Wear Everywhere: Everywhere the world is crossed! Look at this meaning, the simplicity does not lose the connotation, it seems random, but there is a natural and unique artistic conception...... That's all for this topic, I really can't make it up......
"He lied, he was a vagrant, what he said just now" Feng Baobao, who had been silent, jumped out again, debunking Li Yang's lies.
That's embarrassing.
Li Yang immediately found himself a step down, "I still have to go down the mountain, everyone, bye"
So saying, he went down the mountain.
Li Yang didn't see it, when he heard the words unemployed vagrant, Xu San reflected a touch of joy under his lenses, and caught up with Li Yang, with a little more enthusiasm.
"Look at this big night, the mountain road is not easy to walk, and Zhang Chulan called the police just now, if the police come, you can't explain the situation here, just come with us, I'll drive you"
Li Yang doesn't know how to write the word polite, although he is not afraid of the police, but he doesn't want to get into trouble, and he also needs to integrate into this world, and the Xu San and Feng Baobao in front of him are good entry points.
So he nodded, "Okay, thank you."
"You're welcome, they're all strangers, it's right to help each other"
Player?
Li Yang was surprised in his heart, he didn't expect Xu San and Feng Baobao to still be in the entertainment industry......
The group was not slow on their feet, and quickly went down the mountain and left in Xu San's business car.
Just like Xu San said, as soon as they left, the police came, but they only saw a messy battle field, and after the search was fruitless, they could only withdraw the police and collect the team.
On the highway, the commercial vehicle was driving unhurriedly, and Xu San was talking to Li Yang intentionally or unintentionally while driving, striving to understand Li Yang thoroughly.
"By the way, where are you going to get off?"
"You can do it, just find a city, or the door of the hotel" Li Yang waved his hand, he was a newcomer, his eyes were blind, and he had no destination at all.
A look of disappointment crossed Xu San's eyes.
He originally wanted to ask Li Yang's location so that he could easily understand, but he didn't expect Li Yang to be so witty and consciously avoid this question......
This person is very precautionary, and his strength can actually tie with the baby, which should not be underestimated.
Xu San reminded himself in his heart.
"Eh, it's really not good, you can take me back," Li Yang said suddenly.
"What?" Xu San couldn't help but be surprised.
"Anyway, I have nowhere to go, I don't have any money in my pocket, and I can't afford to live in a hotel, so I just live in your house," Li Yang stuffed a bag of gold in his pocket without leaving a trace, and said.
This is how Li Yang integrates into this world, directly penetrates into the other party, and saves money, how good!
"This, this...... Isn't it too hasty? Xu San didn't expect Li Yang to come up with such a sentence.
He does have the intention of soliciting, the premise is to investigate whether Li Yang's background is clean first, and now Li Yang directly said that he wanted to go with him, but he felt at a loss.
Moreover, this guy is too proactive!
"Let's go" Feng Baobao, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said coldly.
Xu San looked at Feng Baobao in surprise, and saw that the latter looked as usual, although he didn't understand, but out of trust, he took Li Yang back to his home.
Night.
Li Yang was dressed in pajamas, sat in the room arranged for him by Xu San, and took out his mobile phone.
When it comes to mobile phones, there is a very unfortunate news to tell everyone that after decades of travel, the local tyrant Jin who has been with Li Yang since the Lord of the Rings world has passed away...... If you want to mourn silently, you can stand up and mourn for three seconds at the mobile phone screen, and if you don't want to be silent, you can still rush to the mobile phone screen and continue to read the following......
Xu San, who bought a 5 yuan earphone from a mobile phone store on the side of the road, paid the bill and plugged it into the headphone jack, and a familiar female voice suddenly sounded in the earphones.
"Uncle"
"Zhinu, search for the local film and television library, the keywords are Qi, Z City, Feng Baobao, Xu San......" Li Yang said a lot in one breath.
"Uncle, your keyword information this time is so comprehensive"
Hearing this, Li Yang smiled to himself.
He can have such comprehensive information, thanks to Feng Baobao, he feels that this girl is a little stupid, in the previous chat, Li Yang used his ingenuity a little, and easily took out a bunch of information from Feng Baobao's mouth.
Zhinu didn't disturb Li Yang's mystery, and automatically started searching.
"The search is complete, the search results: under one person, formerly known as Yiren, tells the story of the theft of grandpa's body, the visit of the mysterious girl Feng Baobao, the peaceful campus life of the teenager Zhang Chulan was completely subverted, and Zhang Chulan, who was eager to unlock the secrets of his grandfather and himself, and Feng Baobao, an ageless girl who had no memory, and even had three views and different morals, started the journey of "stranger" ......"
Li Yang is familiar with the plot here, and in the room on the other side, Xu San is also learning about the situation from Feng Baobao, the only one who has fought with Li Yang and has the most contact, about the problem against Li Yang.
"Baby, why did you ask me to agree to take him home, in case he had other plans?"
"No, I think he's quite stupid, it's impossible to have such a scheming," Feng Baobao said seriously...... Note: This is not a laughing point, if you laugh, please put away your smile, look down seriously, and make this sentence, as well as all the words below Feng Baobao, automatically make up the Sichuan dialect......
"You think he's stupid?" Xu San was shocked.
"That's right," Feng Baobao nodded.
"You're kidding, aren't you?"
"No, he's really stupid, I just put a few words on it, and I took out a bunch of information about him, such as he has no profession, and the trick he uses is called the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique, which comes from the Heavenly Master's Mansion...... Many, many "Feng Baobao showed a smug expression, obviously very proud that his IQ suppressed Li Yang.
Xu San looked at Feng Baobao in shock, "It's amazing, are you still the baby I know?" I didn't expect him to be from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, which is a bit interesting, but what is the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Formula? I haven't heard of it, but I have to say, your information is very valuable."
Feng Baobao smiled, touched his nose a little honestly, and said with a little smugness: "You all say I'm stupid, but in fact, I'm the most witty one."
“…… Baby, the word is not suitable for this, and it is not suitable for you The girl said" Xu Sanyi wiped his head, good guy, he was shocked into a cold sweat.
"Really? I hear Xu Si use this word a lot"
"Don't learn from him in the future, you won't be able to learn good things"
"Oh"