Bellie was welcomed into the coffee shop by Xu Liang and sat opposite Duanhan.

Duan Han was calm and calm, she had already put away the bubble study strategy.

The strategy is in mind!

Duan Han felt that he was in a very good state, and he had reached the realm of having no strategy in his hand and a strategy in his heart.

The current situation is as follows:

Time early in the morning. The location is a quiet and elegant café, on a quiet and remote seat, Xu Liang and Duan Han sit side by side on the sofa on one side, and Belly is dressed in a fashionable backless outfit and sits on the other side of the table. The environment echoed with soft and elegant piano music, and the waiter quietly stepped forward to open the curtains, and quietly retreated.

Xu Liang is dressed in a hipster suit, confident and charming.

Duan Han was wearing blue migrant worker overalls, which looked very frustrating at first glance, but because he was too beautiful and in good shape, he made up for some of the disadvantages a little.

The competition officially begins:

The first to attack was Duanhan.

Duan Han said, "Your name is Bellie? ”

Bellie: "Hmm. ”

Duan Han asked again, "Are you single?" ”

Bellie: ???

Duan Han continued to ask, "I'm single too. Do you have regular menstrual cycles? ”

Bellie: ??????

Belly looked at Xu Liang, who was smiling wildly with his head down, and a million divine beasts were rushing in his heart: Who is this woman? Is this a blind date? Still is? I'm here to ask for a bracelet......

Xu Liang, who was sitting next to him, tried his best to control his expression and not laugh. He had no choice but to keep his head down, and found the document that Duan Han had placed under his seat: Bubble Study Strategy.

In order to give the old man enough time to play, Xu Liang took out this bubble study strategy and read it, and the strategy read:

"Strategy 1: First of all, you have to make sure that your target woman is single."

"Strategy 2: Secondly, you have to pay enough attention to your target woman."

"The specific plan (the old end has marked the key points here): the method of care must be practical! Be useful! The most painful thing for a woman is that she has to bleed profusely once a month, so she must give enough care and attention to this aspect, for example, don't catch a cold, drink more hot water, etc., ......"

When Xu Liang saw this, he couldn't laugh and went straight to the table!

Who wrote this TM bubble study strategy!

Pit!

Forget about the pit written, the key is...... Old end, old end, such a pit strategy, why do you really believe it!

I only heard Duan Han say seriously and concernedly: "Bellie, you wear too little, it's easy to catch a cold!" If it is during menstruation, it is easy to catch a cold and get sick, so don't wear this kind of backless clothes in the future. ”

Bellie: ?????????

Bellie was embarrassed, she looked so beautiful at Duanhan, but she didn't know what to say in her mouth, and she couldn't talk back. Fortunately, at this time, the waiter stepped forward and handed over the water bill.

Waiter: "What do you need?" ”

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Bellie hurriedly said to the waiter: "What is the special feature of yours?" ”

Waiter: "Our original XXX black coffee is 199 yuan, XXX imported cappuccino is 168 yuan, XXX special cocoa butter is 299 yuan, and ......"

Duan Han came over.

"Give her a free cup of hot water." Duan Han said to the waiter, then turned his head to Belly and said seriously and sincerely, "You must drink more hot water." ”

Bellie???????????????

When Xu Liang heard this, he drank the water in his mouth and squirted out.

I can't help it.

Lao Duan, a straight man, is really hopeless!

Looking at the stunned expression of the big-breasted beauty Belly on the other side of the table, Lao Xu silently wrote the scoreboard in his heart:

Round 2:

Xu Liang: +1

Duanhan: -1

Xu Liang is ahead by a wide margin!

Xu Liang held back a smile next to him, thinking to himself: I knew that Lao Duan was such an advanced straight man with cancer, and it was really unnecessary to stir her up on a blind date before. At her level, it's hell to be able to meet people!