Chapter 1: The Dead Eunuch......

If there is one thing for a man, it can be more terrible than death.

It is estimated that 99.9999% of men will think that this thing is - Little Ding Ding is gone.

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The courtyard is a little deep, especially the palace.

The sky was just dark.

Ding Ye sat at the stone table, sipping a few sips of tea from time to time, looking up at the looming morning glow in the sky, wandering into the dark.

However, in such a graceful state, Ding Ye silently slid down two lines of tears.

A cool morning breeze blew through his loose left trouser leg, and after a few moments, he ran out of his right trouser leg happily without hindrance.

Ding Ye pressed his empty crotch with some shame, and his tears flowed even more happily.

"Below, there is really no ......"

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In fact, just two days ago, Ding Ye was just a dead runner in the Earth Hengdian Film and Television City.

shuttles through different sets every day, interpreting different identities, or rather, being trampled under the feet of various protagonists to set off the tall and majestic shore of the protagonist.

And with such a life, Ding Ye finally broke out uncontrollably one day.

"Why are the protagonists invincible in the world and full of beautiful women?"

"Why does Lao Tzu have to be stepped on by the protagonist every day?"

"I'm not convinced!"

So, a "Dragon Counterattack System" that I don't know what it is, came.

It wasn't until Ding Ye was forcibly bound as a host by this thing that he understood that this Laozi system was actually to put it bluntly, that is, to turn the film and television plots into real planes.

And Ding Ye, as the host, all he has to do is to change the fate of the dragon set and harden the protagonist! Thus completely trampling the protagonist under his feet!

As the saying goes, at the beginning of a dog, the equipment depends on picking up ......

But Ding Ye, who has acted in a lot of dramas on this plane, how can he not know how easy the protagonist is?

In particular, some protagonists also take away the special aura of death all the way.

If he appeared in such a plane world as a dragon, I am afraid that he would not even know how to die!

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However, perhaps in response to the old saying, 'good does not work, bad spirits'......

When Ding Ye successfully crossed to this first plane, he collapsed in an instant.

"The plot plane: "The Legend of Deer and Ding".

Role: Eunuch Hai Dafu, the head of the net room...... The little eunuch under his command.

The original ending of the character: refused Hai Dafu's arrangement to steal the Queen Mother's "Forty-two Chapters", and was slapped to death by Hai Dafu!

Character Mission: "Changing Lives"

Mission Details: Survive from Hai Dafu (unfinished)

Note: The original protagonist must cut into the plot, otherwise the mission will fail and the host will be obliterated!

Reward: 100 luck points.

Special statement: This "Dragon Set Counterattack System" is a 1.0 beta version, and the specific functions are for the host to explore by himself! ”

Once again, I reviewed the "Dragon Set Counterattack System" in my mind, and the role of the cheating father arranged for me, Ding Ye regretted it.

'You're fine! That's stupid, isn't it? ’

Ding Ye burst into tears, looked down at the empty crotch, and choked up and said to himself, "Brother, brother can't stand you...... Don't worry, I'll see you again as soon as possible! ”

In Ding Ye's opinion, since the system can swoop and turn his own treasure into nothing, of course it can also swish and turn it out, right?

It's just that at the moment, he hasn't figured out a way to conjure it up.

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Just when Ding Ye was thinking about the train.

Suddenly, outside the towering palace walls, there was a sound of broken footsteps.

Ding Ye looked startled, hurriedly cleaned up his mood, picked up the broom on the ground and pretended to sweep up the fallen leaves.

Sure enough, after only a few breaths, a figure in a black night-walking suit jumped forward from outside the palace wall, as agile as a goshawk.

And looking at the figure on his body, it seems that there is still a person on his shoulder?

However, Ding Ye did not panic when he saw this, but greeted him with a flattering face, "Grandpa Hai, are you back?" ”

As he spoke, he diligently poured hot tea for the other party and handed it over, "It's cold, drink a cup of hot tea to warm up." ”

As the backbone of the Earth Hengdian Film and Television City, the role of a little eunuch, Ding Ye thinks he can still control it.

"You're still clever, Xiaoye, how can you be like this idiot, you can't do any small things!"

Hai Dafu took the hot tea handed over by Ding Ye, drank it all, and said in a sharp voice, "In the end, my father-in-law will collect the body for him!" Hum! Rubbish! ”

Saying this, Ding Ye saw that Gonggong Hai directly threw the 'person' on his back to the ground.

Bang –

"Go, help my father-in-law dispose of this waste corpse......" Father-in-law Hai ordered.

"Huh?"

Ding Ye looked at the corpse of the little eunuch on the ground who was as hard as a salted fish, and his face turned white with fright.

'Isn't this Nima the one who bragged to me yesterday?' Why did you get a bento in one night's work? ’

Hey, there's no human right to the trick......

Ding Ye sighed in his heart, although he avoided such unfortunate work as collecting corpses, he still had to do it.

After all, Ding Ye, who has watched the movie "The Legend of Deer and Ding", how can he not know the changes of the dead eunuch in front of him. State?

As Shunzhi's henchman, this dead eunuch is not only in the high position of the chief eunuch of the clean house, but also a first-class master in this palace!

His decades of hard work in "Turning Bones and Palms" can easily turn human bones and blood, and they are ruthless and vicious.

Therefore, Ding Ye, who had just crossed over for only two days, could only pinch his nose and obediently admit in order to survive the great and arduous task......

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Stumbling all the way to the darkroom, the body was moved.

Ding Ye's entire back was soaked, on the one hand, he was tired, and on the other hand, he was mostly frightened.

Because at this time, in the darkroom, there were already more than a dozen corpses 'standing'.

All the corpses were cold and stiff, bleeding from the seven orifices, and the death was extremely miserable.

And Ding Ye, who understands the general plot, how can he not know that these bizarre and violent little eunuchs were actually sent by Hai Dafu to the Queen Mother's bedroom to steal the "Forty-two Chapters Sutra" at night, and they were only killed after they were discovered.

"Hey, the little eunuch under Hai Dafu is the only one left who died, if you want to continue to visit the queen mother's bedroom at night, you must recruit a new little eunuch......"

"Then according to the development of the plot, it is time to tease the protagonist Wei Xiaobao to appear, so that the plot will begin?"

Ding Ye said with this in his heart.

Then, the corpse of the little eunuch who was still alive yesterday was placed at the end of the row of little eunuch corpses in front of him.

But thinking again that if he was unlucky, maybe tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, he would also 'stand' here, Ding Ye suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

Hurriedly ran out of the ghost place in three steps and two stradds.

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Ding Ye, who was busy with all this, secretly observed Hai Dafu's room and found that the other party seemed to be a little tired because of his busy work all night last night, but he was resting at this time.

Ding Ye, who was a little hungry, went to the kitchen to get something to eat.

When he came back, he found that Hai Dafu had already changed out of his night clothes and was practicing martial arts there.

"Father-in-law, it's time for dinner......

Ding Ye lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly.

Although in the past, when he played tricks, he didn't play any role of servant, let alone a undignified slave like a eunuch.

But at this time, in order to survive, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves?

In the face of a ruthless person like Hai Dafu, Ding Ye could only do his 'duty' with great knowledge of current affairs.

respectfully handed the breakfast to Hai Dafu, and then stood aside.

Sure enough, Hai Dafu saw that Ding Ye was serving him so thoughtfully, and his face, which was as cruel as a poisonous snake all the year round, finally softened a little, and he pinched his sharp throat and said.

"Xiao Yezi is good, as long as you do your best to do things for your father-in-law, I can't treat you badly."

It's just that what Hai Dafu doesn't know is that the seemingly obedient little eunuch in front of him is constantly slandering in his heart.

"Damn, kill you old turtle sooner or later!"