012. Poor only normal person
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"Dreams?"
Zhang Yu's statement was really not very clear, anyway, Yun Qingwu was confused, and he didn't understand what it meant at all, looking at her bewildered look, Zhang Yu suddenly showed a disgusted look, and then took a deep breath and began his performance:
"There are two kinds of people in this world: the awake and the sleeper, which is literally awake and in contact with the real world, and the person who lives in the real world, and the sleeper is like a dream, in a completely false world, living a muddy life, although it will be the same as normal people, eating, drinking, and pulling, but what you see, touch, touch, and kiss are all fake, in short, it is just a group of poor insects surrounded by fantasy, if you are in a bad mood, beat him, hit him, shoot him, he will not have much reaction, accidentally killed, for other sleepers, it will probably automatically make up for the accident, such as being hit by a car, choking to eat and drinking, choking to death, walking and falling to deathIf you still don't understand, I dare to water until the end of this book, and if I don't understand it, I probably won't understand it myself. β
God knows how Zhang Yu's lung capacity supported him, and he popped out such a large tongue twister without any punctuation marks at all, if a normal person can repeat it, it is definitely a high-achieving student of the broadcast host, but fortunately, Qin Feng's brain structure is relatively simple, and he didn't try to understand what such a large paragraph of words was talking about, and it was directly filtered as noise.
Although there is really no punctuation, I have to repeat it again to emphasize: he didn't even listen to a single punctuation mark!!
Qin Feng successfully survived as an abnormal person, but Yun Qingwu didn't have such good luck, he was mentally bombarded the moment Zhang Yu spoke, and instead of being solved, his original doubts were even more dizzy, and he nodded in a daze, he didn't know what he was ordering.
This battle she had seen in her life when Xiyin was bargaining with the weapon shop owner a day ago, and after Xiyin's mouth was bombarded, the poor shopkeeper was stunned and gave a discount-originally planned to give it away for nothing, if it weren't for Yun Qingwu's conscience, he would have lost all his money.
This is the power of the full-level mouth cannon, the strongest ninjutsu is not blown out, it is higher than the level of the bear child who peeks at the big sister taking a bath in the village all day long with a few beards drawn on his yellow-haired face!
"Uh-huh, I see, isn't this just daydreaming? How hard do you have to live a normal life to escape from reality collectively? β
Qin Feng escaped with his left ear in and out of his right ear, and he can still be pestle in place like a normal person, and he can't find the north like Yun Qingwu, compared with the two of them, Xiyin is really the hidden boss.
- She actually understood!
"Wo Cao, you actually understand?"
Not to mention others, even Zhang Yu himself jumped up in fright, and said that such a large list was completely his bad taste, and the original plan of this thing was to fool the three of them first, and then talk about it, as for why......
This thing is a funny youth!
As a comic young man who knows what the first century, Zhang Yu gave full play to his chattering expertise in line with the central idea of 'revenge is not a gentleman, revenge is not ruthless, is a villain', and effectively retaliated against a few people who said that he was a funny young man's deep hatred, the only thing he didn't expect was that this trick was useless to Xiyin, the initiator, it was useless! It's useless!
Poor Yun Qingwu didn't do anything and lay down on the gun, it was purely because the pond fish was affected, this will make the eldest lady still dizzy, let's ignore her for now, and it will be blackened after brewing for a while.
"Ahem, Qin Feng doesn't seem to understand, I'll explain it again."
As an excellent comic young man, Zhang Yu has the belief of never giving up and the excellent character of not being afraid of hardships and dangers, this time if he fails, he will do it again, he believes that sooner or later, he will take revenge on the little devil Xiyin!
"I don't want to bother you though."
Xiyin, who was sitting on Qin Feng's shoulder, blinked playfully, as a melon-eating crowd, he had already turned on the theater mode, and then stretched out his finger and pointed in a certain direction - Miss Yun Qingwu didn't know when she had already pulled out her thin sword and locked him with her 'kind eyes', revealing a 'kind smile' at the same time, obviously if he dared to launch a spiritual attack again, the eldest lady would launch a physical attack to fight back!
"Please allow me to say a grunt, Gollum three, Chinese can no longer express my inner apologies, can only be replaced by foreign languages, if you can, please put down that dangerous sword, if you have words, let's say don't do it, don't move the sword, you see how beautiful the world is, how wonderful the world is, if you are so grumpy, you can't marry in the future, what should I do, you cut me, it's okay, if you cut flowers and plants, it's not good, eh, there's a river over there, you can't think about it!"
Bang!
Just when the eldest lady was about to collapse, Xiya finally couldn't bear to make a move.
"You're so meowing, you're chattering all day long, you don't know how to go out and shoot a few demon beasts to eliminate harm for the people? Meow's demon beast doesn't ** god attack, you have to point all your skills in this inexplicable place to play a meow role! β
The voice magically came into everyone's ears, and Zhang Yu, who had just shelled the eldest lady with her mouth, almost jumped into the river to commit suicide to show her innocence, and greeted her head like a snake spirit disease, holding the door board to his head, and although it was quite relieving to listen to the muffled sound, Yun Qingwu's heart was becoming more and more collapsed.
Who are these people?
A stupid big guy who can only slap his fist in the face, a little Lori with a mouth cannon MAX, a broken teaser than a young man who carries the door panel to save the world, and a special door panel that will beat the master!
Such a strange combination is really not suitable for her, the only normal person, Ahi Muyou!
Yun Qingwu didn't despair because she was in another world but was almost collapsed by such a strange team composition, if the culprit who arranged all this appeared in front of her one day, she just wanted to repay the other party with her most sincere thoughts:
ββLet Zhang Yu take the megaphone and talk in Ya's ear a hundred times, a hundred times!
Waiting for Yun Qingwu, who wanted to cry without tears, his mood finally calmed down, and when Zhang Yu, who fled around holding the door panel but was still slapped in the head by Xiya, was finally beaten, the topic of running more and more deviated can be regarded as back on track.
"Ahem, in short, you just need to understand that people in this world live in fantasy, and only a very small number of people like us who have access to the real world are enough."
In a simple sentence, it sums up Zhang Yu's tirade about Yun Qingwu talking about collapse, this unlucky kid smacked his lips and smacked his face, even Qin Feng could see it, this cliff is a chatterbox, and it is also a funny talker carrying the door panel!
"To put it bluntly, it's just daydreaming, sleepwalking by the way."
Xiyin revealed the truth in one word, Zhang Yu was speechless in an instant, this Zhang Yu's unilateral revenge finally ended in failure, and Xiyin, who won the victory in only two sentences, said that it was just a trivial matter, and Yun Qingwu, who had done nothing and was tragically lying down, said that she had been provoking someone recently......
[Kind smile/eyes are a kind of face art, if you don't know it, please consult Du Niang or Station B to watch the 3rd episode of 'Plastic Memory' 9 minutes 56 seconds, 10 minutes 59 seconds, 11 minutes 49 seconds, 12 minutes 51 seconds, otherwise it will be a lot less fun to read]
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