Chapter 23: Master Li who is scared of pee
"Little Wooden ......"
Just as Li Fangqing was about to go berserk, there was a sound outside, and then the office door was pushed in.
"Huh!?"
Zhang Qiang was stunned, obviously he didn't expect that there were so many people in the office, thinking that the director had looked at the stranger and was going to reprimand him.
Director Li ...... Little wood, why are you here? Let's go to dinner...... Director Li bothered, I'm sorry......"
Zhang Qiang hurriedly walked over, pulled up Chen Yimu, and walked out while apologizing.
"Wait!"
Director Li said: "Qiangzi, this is your friend, there may be a little misunderstanding with Master Li......
Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked, "Master Li?" Who is it? There is a stall at the door? ”
Poof!
Chen Yimu covered his head and turned his head, but his trembling body had already explained everything.
This kid is so talented!
Li Fangqing's expression froze, and a shadow appeared on his head.
"Hadron!" Director Li shouted, his eyes hurriedly signaling.
"Master Li, don't mind if the young man is open-mouthed, the child's words are unscrupulous, the child's words are unscrupulous......"
Tong Yan is a fart!
Besides, how old is the young doctor in front of him, who believes it?
Li Fangqing got up and said, "I'll be waiting for you in People's Park at night, if you don't come, you'll be instigated." ”
walked to Chen Yimu's side, stopped, and whispered: "If you don't come, I'll let people look for you!" ”
The threat of the red fruit!
Chen Yimu looked at Li Fangqing's back, and really wanted to go up and kick it.
"That, director, let's go first, I'm hungry, you go on......" Zhang Qiang took Chen Yimu out of the director's office.
Zhang Qiang asked, "Who is that person?" Something......"
"That person is Li Fangqing from Zhixian Hall, or the president of some association, don't worry about it." Chen Yimu replied.
"Zhixiantang!?"
Zhang Qiang patted his thigh and regretted: "I'm obedient, but I offended others, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”
"Cut! Who said that there was a fortune teller at the door, it's too late......"
"No, you take me with you at night, I have to apologize to others."
"Come on, it's too late, let's talk about what to eat at night."
……
Coming out of the hospital cafeteria, Chen Yimu walked towards the People's Park.
What about Zhang Qiang?
Naturally, it is impossible to let him follow, and the less people know about this kind of thing, the better.
It was already dark, and the entrance to the People's Park was full of vehicles of all kinds.
On summer nights, I bring my family to the park to enjoy the cool and take a walk.
Chen Yimu finally found a corner, sat down and waited until half past nine in the evening, before he slowly dispersed.
Summoned the Ghost King, but there was no response.
That Master Li never appeared.
It can't be a pigeon release, right?
In the blink of an eye, it was half past ten o'clock, and there were no people in the park, and it seemed deserted.
Just when Chen Yimu thought that Li Fangqing would not come, a car stopped at the entrance of the park, and a dazzling light shone directly into the park.
After a while, a person stepped out of the car, turned off the lights, and walked towards the park.
Here it comes!
The person who came was Li Fangqing, wearing a gray robe.
Li Fangqing walked in, looked around, and said in his mouth: "Hehe, Xiao Maotou is really a coward, I'm afraid of such a thing......"
"Master Li's habit is not good, he admits bad things behind his back, but he will have his tongue cut out!"
Chen Yimu walked out of the corner and happened to hear Li Fangqing's words.
Scare!
Li Fangqing was startled by the voice that appeared behind him.
Doing something bad is a special emptiness!
Li Fang straightened his clothes and said, "It's scary behind you, you're afraid of scary, it's scary, it's scary to death!" ”
Chen Yimu glanced at him, he was so serious now, and he didn't know who it was with a panicked expression just now.
Chen Yimu looked at Li Fangqing with questioning eyes, Li Fangqing coughed lightly, and said, "It's not early, hurry up and work, I still have to go home and sleep." ”
"Shhh Chen Yimu raised his finger to go.
The crooked-necked tree under the dark night, the shadow of the tree is pitch black, and under the reflection of the surrounding ground lamps, it is like a big hand stretched out from the ground.
"I'll go to the bathroom first."
"You kid is scared to pee, go and go, delay things......"
Ignoring Li Fangqing's disdainful eyes, Chen Yimu quickly ran towards the bathroom on the side.
"Start the ghost hunt!"
In fact, Chen Yimu didn't go to the toilet, but didn't want to expose his secret, so he chose to avoid Li Fangqing.
Now the ghost king has no news, so he can only rely on the ghost finder.
Back and forth, not even a minute.
Li Fangqing looked at it for a moment and said, "So fast? It's peeing your pants......"
"Master Li, are you specifically here to target me? Don't work anymore, do you......" Chen Yimu raised his feet and walked forward.
"What to pretend to be ......"
The two walked towards the crooked neck tree together, and Chen Yimu held the ghost seeker and stared at it.
"I've seen someone with a compass, I've seen someone with a money sword, and I haven't seen a ...... with a mobile phone" Li Fangqing was a little speechless.
Chen Yimu ignored Li Fangqing, and in the face of unknown ghosts, he couldn't tolerate a trace of distraction.
Li Fangqing despised it for a moment, took out a talisman from his arms, and clipped it in his hand.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew on the lover's slope.
Cold!
It's cold and biting, like a cold winter moon wearing a vest on the street.
Rustling!
The rustle of leaves echoed in the ears of the two of them like ocean waves.
Backbite!
There was a sound from the ghost finder, and a skeleton ghost head appeared on the interface, about ten meters away from the two of them.
"Master Li, I'll discuss something with you, you can go back first......"
Before Chen Yimu finished speaking, Li Fangqing said: "If you kid is afraid, go back first, I must accept this monster today." ”
Chen Yimu stopped talking, let the wind blow on his body, and walked slowly under the tree against the wind.
"Be careful!"
Watching the skeleton ghost head slowly appear on the edge of the small triangle, Chen Yimu reminded.
"It's you who should be careful!" Li Fangqing said unhappily.
"Ahh
Li Fangqing's eyes flashed a group photo, and with a scream, he hid behind Chen Yimu, and the spell in his hand had long since disappeared with the wind.
Chen Yimu heard the sound and saw that a rope was swaying with the wind.
Familiar?
I seem to have seen this rope somewhere.
By the way, isn't this the one hanging from the tree!?
At this time, Li Fangqing also saw it clearly, so he walked out from behind Chen Yimu and pretended to be nothing.
Suddenly, the rope flickered and wrapped around Li Fangqing's neck.
Swish!
In the blink of an eye, Li Fangqing was hung in the air.
"Save ...... Help me...... Help......" Li Fangqing grabbed the rope around his neck, struggled desperately, and shouted.
Chen Yimu was just about to step forward to hug Li Fangqing, when suddenly the wind blew violently.
A rope fell from the other side and wrapped itself around Chen Yimu's neck.
At the same time, a sharp voice sounded under the tree: "Nosy, this is your fate, you all have to die!" ”
Hurriedly dodging, the rope wrapped around the arm, and suddenly the arm tightened, and the person had risen into the air.
After struggling, Chen Yimu looked to the side, only to see that Li Fangqing was no longer able to struggle, and rolled his eyes.
Looking at the ghost finder, I saw that the skeleton ghost head was already above the small triangle.
"Oh, what's the situation, the two of you swinging?" A startled voice came from the ghost finder.
Oops!
Where's that normal ghost king???
Chen Yimu pressed the screen, but there was no response, and hurriedly said: "Ghost King, hurry up and collect this ghost!" ”
"What kind of goblin? Isn't it just a little dryad...... Little demon, this king is here, and he doesn't retreat quickly...... Little demon, if you don't retreat, why don't you retreat? ……”
Chen Yimu was completely speechless, dare to tease me?
"Close!"
Suddenly, a low cry sounded, and I saw a dazzling electric current flowing into the trunk of the tree through Chen Yimu's body, and a grimace appeared on the trunk, struggling to break away from the trunk.
Roar!
It turned into a cloud of green smoke and sank into the ghost finder.
"Boy, I've run out of mana, I can't suppress the amnesiac ghost king, don't make trouble these two days......" the ghost king said weakly, and disappeared.
Syllable!
The two fell to the ground, and Chen Yimu hurriedly checked Li Fangqing's situation.
Fortunately, it appeared normally, Li Fangqing was still breathing, but fortunately he just fainted.
But this Li Fangqing's crotch was wet.
Master Li was scared to pee......