Chapter Forty-Three-The Lonely Star

"Boss checkout!"

"Okay...... Uh, you're four hundred and five. Tang Xuan looked at the screen of the cash register and read.

"Ah, it seems that I drank a little too much...... Huang Laoxian said, reaching out and pulling out his pocket, and after a while, he raised his head with an embarrassed face: "Twenty yuan is missing...... Why don't I give you a hexagram, and you will get rid of these twenty yuan? ”

Tang Xuanzhi didn't feel very distressed about the twenty yuan, but in line with the principle of not letting people take advantage of it in vain, and he was also very curious about what this Huang Laoxian would figure out for himself, so he nodded: "It's okay, you can do it." ”

Huang Laoxian got busy, looked at his hands and touched his bones, looked at his face with a piggyback, and then said with a happy face: "Boss, your life is so hard, I don't care which method I use to show you, and finally calculate it...... This and this...... Alas, the lonely star, you can only marry a wife at the age of thirty, all the girlfriends you have made before have suffered disasters, and after marrying a wife, you must be forty years old to have children...... And the wife is ugly and the child is stupid, as long as you have an affair, the junior will suffer from a terminal illness within two months, and what is even worse is that your forty-two-year-old wife will die, and your son will not live to be eight and a half years old...... When you were fifty-four years old, the lonely store went out of business, and when you were old, you went out to find a job, and no one else wanted it, and you managed to survive to sixty with the little money you saved, and you had to go to the street to be a beggar without buying pension insurance, and as a result, as long as it was someone who gave you charity, you would definitely die in a car accident on the street within two years, and finally at noon on your sixty-second birthday, you were so hungry under the bridge that you went down to the river to fish and drowned...... Ah...... Oh no, I can't even see it. ”

"......" If the camera comes to a close-up at this time, you will find that Tang Xuan's expression is extremely exciting, one will be yellow and one will be green, the color changes back and forth like a rainbow in the sky, and it is radiant.

You look at this guy's calculation, so detailed, let's not talk about whether he is a fortune teller, or is he reading it directly according to the script stolen from the underworld, let's talk about this content, Tang Xuan knows that this Huang Laoxian will only calculate bad luck when he tells people's fortunes, and he is very correct - those who are fortune-telling by him, if it weren't for the poisonous milk to save them, the final fate would be exactly the same as what he calculated...... For example, Kane's bloodhoof who should have died tragically in a duel, such as Pierce, who should have died tragically in the undersea oil field, for example, Hanakyoin Noriaki, who should have died tragically in Egypt, and Geralt who should have died tragically in Divine Evening......

So when Tang Xuan heard his fate, it was so simple that the whole person almost scared out of his urine - and then thought: No, who is this person? This person is the famous Huang Laoxian, although it is said that he is very accurate in fortune-telling, but if you really want to talk about the content of fortune-telling and the real experience afterward, in fact, he can be said to be the worst fortune teller - no matter what this guy says, the result is the opposite.

Maybe he himself understands this, so when he tells fortunes, he always just catches on bad things and says them, but the fame is there, and the more ugly he says, the happier the customers......

So after figuring this out, Tang Xuan was not afraid - on the contrary, he was happy, although according to Huang Laoxian's accuracy, the previous large human tragedy should be his true fate in the future, but since it has been said by Huang Laoxian, there is no need to worry, it will definitely be the opposite.

"Oh, great immortals, living immortals...... Oh mom, I'll go, you're just so good...... I thank you, thank you for the whole family, don't say it's twenty yuan, I'll give you free money for today's wine and dinner, come on, this bottle of wine is what I gave you, take it back and heat it, drink it twice as refreshing......"

Huang Laoxian nodded with a smile, took the wine jar and put it in his hand, turned around and walked towards the door of the bar with a smile, and turned around and left a sentence: "Then I'm leaving, boss, I wish you this store to close down as soon as possible after a loss......"

"Hey, I'll take care of you."

There is no need to consider the possibility that Huang Laoxian is deliberately made up to please him...... Because this guy's professional ethics are there, he told fortunes to 21O a while ago (21O is pronounced as "two one Europe", and the last one is not zero, it's a letter...... Don't make a mistake) (The Mother of Elves rebuilt the Leaf Sending Army, and since then this army has basically been idle and running here all day long), looking left and right, and finally can only hold back a sentence: "You are a blank, have you died once before?" That's right, after dying once, the lifeline has been broken, I can't figure out anything, no way, you better ask another master. ”

See? That's work ethic!

Therefore, Tang Xuan did not doubt what he said at all, since he could really calculate it, it would definitely not be fake!

Huang Laoxian's fortune-telling is really a wonder, and people who don't know think that the people who are looking for him for fortune-telling are sick in the brain, and they are still happy when they are cursed.

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"Boss, what's the matter with your smile? What's the joy? This was already closed, and 11B saw that Tang Xuan was still smirking behind the bar, and couldn't look past it, so he walked up to him and asked, "How big a happy event can this make you happy like this?" ”

It's okay not to ask, this question, Tang Xuan saw that there was no one in the bar, and he opened his mouth to laugh at that time, and it was the kind of wild laughter with a crying tone - "Woo woo hahahahahaha......ha

The noise of the ghost crying wolf was mixed with the out-of-tune, which sounded terrifying, and Alice Lori was scared to cry at that time.

11B's feeling was that this boss might be going crazy, and before she could figure out what to do next, Tang Xuan ran to the outside of the bar like a big black blind man in heat, hugged her and began to circle in place, the scene was comparable to Swan Lake with four times the speed plus motion blur special effects......

"My life is miserable! Hahahahaha...... I'm miserable! Shi Yibi! I've been doing this for eight lifetimes! Huang Laoxian is really a great benefactor from heaven and earth who came to save my rotten life!! Hahahahaha............ha

At this moment, 11B's inner monologue: Who is Shi Yibi!? Do you dare to make this pronunciation a little more standard!? It's over, the boss is crazy, this broken store can't stay, where should I go, mother?

Just when she was preparing for the worst in her heart and preparing to pack her luggage as soon as possible and take Alice Lori to wander the world together, Tang Xuan let go of her, coughed dryly, and returned to normal: "Done?" Uh-huh, let's rest early when you're done, tomorrow the store will be 6% off, and you may have to suffer...... I'll give you half a percent increase in your salary this month. ”

Talking about rubbing her hair vigorously, the spoiling energy is like a cat.

"Boss, you're ...... What are you crazy about? 11B still felt a little scared of Tang Xuan's behavior just now - it was not easy to find a sense of security here, even if the Jiye troops had already broken away from the plan, she didn't dare to go back, it could be said that this place was no different from home in her heart, Tang Xuan's convulsions really scared her a lot.

"It's okay, it's okay, I was a little emotional before, and I couldn't control it...... Oops, haha, I really didn't expect me to be miserable......" Tang Xuan still had a smile on his face that couldn't be put away, but his words and deeds had returned to normal, and he pulled 11B and ran to the backstage with Alice in his arms, "Come on, come on, eat and eat, rest early, Alice, I'll give you a vacation today, that Kong Yiji doesn't have to write it silently, just memorize it for me." ”

“…… Oh. ”

Alice only feels like a dog in her heart - but she still has to memorize it? Why do you say that Lu Xun, this uncle, is not good, but he wants to write articles? In the future, when I was a student, I was really taken care of by him.

(Lu Xun: It's my business, who would have thought that you would use my articles as texts in the future?) ）

[To be continued]