Chapter 9 - Chinese Little Tang Xuan
Chapter 9 - Chinese Little Tang Xuan
"You must be starving, aren't you? Do you want me to make a bowl of noodles...... Phew, what would you like to eat? Point it yourself. Tang Xuan pointed to the huge menu posted on the wall over there, "Although this place is a bar, in fact, I can't tell what it is, and there is no problem if you want to eat—of course, there is a fee." ”
"......" Komuro Takashi looked at the bar's spring door again - the stupid author finally remembered to explain that the spring door was not actually the waist door of an American bar, but the kind of door that would close automatically when opened...... Just think of the opening and closing glass doors of a bank or a shopping mall.
He looked out the door again, and made sure of the scene outside—a dark alley, I don't know where it was, but it was definitely not where they had come, for they had walked down the street and turned into an abandoned garage nearby, and then had a brief night of getting up early in the morning to open the door and leave...... As soon as I opened the door, I was in this strange bar.
"Classmate, it's okay for you to look outside, but I advise you not to go out." Tang Xuan said to him kindly, "If you go out, you will return to your original world, and if you want to come here again, you will have to wait for a day." ”
"......" couldn't help but believe it, Komuro shook his head fiercely, trying to make himself accept the reality he had crossed, and then looked at the owner of this bar, "So, you are in another world here?" A magical bar that connects many dimensions? ”
"That's pretty much it." Tang Xuan nodded, putting on a very high appearance, "At least it's absolutely safe here, and there is a sufficiently complete defense mechanism, I'm afraid that if you don't believe it, now you can't shoot me even if you want to, because in this bar, 'evil deeds' are absolutely forbidden." ”
"Who's going to shoot innocent people when they're full and have nothing to do!?" Kota Hirano next to him interjected.
"That's it, you can rest here with me, but first say okay, there is a charge for wine and food, see you are pitiful, I can give a 6% discount, now ...... Say, what would you like to eat? Tang Xuan stood behind the bar with his fingers crossed, "If you come to the bar and don't consume, it's a very bad behavior......
Saya Takashiro gritted her teeth, took out her dirty wallet (she still had this thing with her), and took out a banknote from it and put it on the bar: "Whatever you want." ”
"Oops, oops, this can't be done." Tang Xuan shook his head with a smile, "There's no such thing as 'casual' in my place, and they all pay at the end of the checkout, so this young lady should take back the money first, and then take a closer look at the menu." ”
A trace of embarrassment flashed on the face of the double ponytail lady Saya Takashiro, and then she quietly put away the banknotes, looked at the menu on the wall next to her, and suddenly the whole person was shocked: "Are you kidding?" What do people think of this dense crowd? What the hell is this place for you? Can you really come up with so many things? ”
I've been poked in the sore spot...... Tang Xuan grudged his chest and smiled reluctantly: "The customer is God, this menu has been added at the request of all guests for nearly a year, I am not afraid of your jokes when I say it, at the beginning, the so-called food I had here was only a small snack for drinking." ”
Saya Takashiro didn't know what he was thinking, so he pointed to the menu and said, "One steak per person." ”
Tang Xuan secretly sighed to himself—the upper echelons are really difficult to serve—and then asked, "How ripe?" ”
Unexpectedly, the eldest lady came directly: "Fifty percent (Medium)." Then she looked at her companions - this group of people followed one by one to talk about the degree of doneness, but it is estimated that they have never eaten steak in a regular Western restaurant in their lives, and they all learned from Saya Takashiro that they should be half-cooked, only the dead fat man Kota Hirano acted quite understanding, and pushed his glasses to say "MediumRare".
Three mature, that thing will ooze blood when you go down, I really don't know what this dead fat man tastes like...... However, Tang Xuan didn't bother to care, the customer was God, so he nodded and went back to the backstage, leaving the survivors of the zombie film in front of him to whisper.
"I said that this is a bar, and there are steaks for sale...... What a nondescript place. "It seems that Saya Takashiro is determined to see the boss's jokes, and we all know that when it comes to Western restaurants (but this is a bar), the first thing that comes to mind is steak, and this thing is also a great test of the chef's level, if it is not fried well, not only the chef is disqualified, but even the boss and the whole restaurant are disgraced.
"Hey, they've kindly taken us in!" Komuro Xiao's heart was a little unbearable, "Don't care how others are doing, let's keep a little bit of morality, be careful that the boss kicks you out in anger." ”
"That's a fee!" Saya Takashiro retorted, "Since you have received the money, you should provide services of equal value!" It is unreasonable to be unreasonable on the issue of attitude! ”
The big sister of the school doctor, who was naturally stupid, suddenly raised her head at this time, looked left and right for a moment, and then exclaimed: "Wow, where are we?" ”
"......" and then there was silence.
After only a few minutes, Tang Xuan returned to the front with a large tray, and then put the plates inside in front of everyone in turn, and said, "Although I feel like I'm in a food restaurant now, I still want to hear your evaluation from the perspective of a chef...... By the way, I heard that your father Soichiro Takashiro is a right-wing of your country? Allow me to introduce myself to the ...... of the Lower Tang Xuan."
This guy simply can't open any pot.
A bruise popped up on Saya Takashiro's head, but her thoughts were not as extreme as her father's, and she hadn't been trained by her father because of her age and gender, so she simply ignored this guy's provocation and single-mindedly dealt with the steak in front of her.
…… Then they finished eating, no tasting, no reviews, all about filling their stomachs, and at this time, for those of them who survived, there was no difference between steak and egg fried rice.
"Hungry, aren't you? I feel both happy and disappointed to see you like this, and I feel that every time a guest gobbles up the food I make...... On the one hand, I was proud to see them eat sweetly, and on the other hand, I felt a little unpleasant not to see them taste my work carefully...... Ah of course, what you do with the food is your customer's own business, I just need to provide the service, it's my duty. Tang Xuan put away the plates one by one, looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was almost five o'clock in the morning, sighed, and asked, "Have you eaten enough?" What else do you want to say, after all...... All things aside, I'm a place to eat and drink, and Saiyans and undead, aliens and magicians are just customers to me. ”
Shizuka Jukawa raised her hand: "I want to drink~ Na, everyone wants to drink bars too?" ”
Komuro Takashi hurriedly shook his head desperately - he had already seen it at the school doctor's house before, and these women went crazy after drinking, so they preemptively said: "Orange juice!" Orange juice will do! It's healthy, and it's beautiful......
Tang Xuan glanced at him deeply and nodded: "Okay, the orange juice will come soon, by the way, I'm going to go to sleep later, if you want to continue swimming in the sea of zombies, you can go out through the gate, if you want to continue to rest...... I specifically allow you to stay in my shop for the time being. ”
After speaking, he walked towards the backstage with an empty plate, and before he took a few steps, he heard a very small voice from the double ponytail lady behind him: "Hey...... Thank you. ”
How do you really listen to it, how do you feel that there is a reluctance in the words, and the tsundere is like this...... Tang Xuan shook his head helplessly and walked backstage.
Let's not talk about what anime, comics, movies, games, or nationality, he just wants to help poor people simply - of course, there is still a charge for drinks and food, at most a 60% discount...... It's a matter of principle!
[To be continued]