"Hmm! It stinks! Lin Qi, who woke up, was still in a trance, the lights in the elevator flickered on and off, and the girl next to her was shaking her head and just woke up.

Remembering that he took care of his "glorious" image, Lin Qi forcibly released a fart that felt quite powerful slowly and elegantly.

Well, nothing is wrong.

Then a stench hits, and that's where the memory ends.

Stretched out his hand and slapped twice in front of his nose, squinted at the girl, with a hint of abruptness and banter in his eyes, frowned, and then covered his mouth and nose and escaped, all in one go, without giving the girl a little room to react, perfect!!

"Hey, hey, hey, that's witty!" Lin Qi punched twice into the sky and immediately put it down, constantly reminding himself to be reserved, but suddenly muttered a little: "This fart, it's poisonous!" ”

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When he got home, Lin Qi was always used to sitting quietly on the sofa next to the door for a while, maybe it was to think, maybe it was just to empty himself, he had this habit since his parents left one after another a few years ago, and he didn't pounce on him and lick his lips until he came to his senses and stool...... MMP is sensible and eggy.,Tell it a few times can't get this problem.,I always feel like the corners of its mouth are upturned.,It's quite a mocking color.,Ever since he named him poop.,It must be deliberate!!

In fact, Lin Qi is not a problem with IQ, of course, he doesn't believe that he can make two people unconscious with a fart, of course, he doesn't mind trying to do an experiment on the stool when there is a fart, hehehe, looking at the stool with a smile, it seems to feel wrong, and it turns its head and runs away with its tail between its legs...... Ran. "You're afraid you're going to heaven!"

It's far away, cough cough, although Lin Qi is a rehabilitation therapist, but he is also a medical student, of course, he understands that his fart is not so poisonous, and he is not worried about what happens to him, it will not be that both of them are sick and sick together, and it is not a bloody TV series The two of them shook hands with tears in their eyes, "Fate!" ”

Although things happened abnormally, Lin Qi didn't panic at all, and she was a little excited when she thought about it! Lin Qi is an idle post-apocalyptic fan, although he has been looking forward to it but has no preparation, as for whether he has no money to make trouble, Lin Qi will resolutely not admit it, so there is no hair at home except for a survival knife that took 800 oceans on the official website of a certain Amazon brand and a compressed biscuit shot on a certain treasure...... Lin Qi looked at his bare thighs ......, "Well, in fact, these are enough." ”

Through the news obtained from the Internet and the contact with good buddies, it was proved that Lin Qi guessed correctly. Now there are large-scale vehicle accidents all over the country, and the initiator is nothing more than the coma, as for why such a thing happened, Lin Qi will not listen to the chatter of those brick families...... They can't explain it.

"Maybe it's time to make a note and record Brother Xiaoqi's last life, maybe it will be a celebrity!" Lin Qi has always done what he says, and when he took out the notebook with a purple cover, Lin Qi still hesitated in his heart: "Even if it's a, no one should care, I'm really a straight man!" I don't have a girlfriend yet, but it's not my fault! I'm so handsome, stylish, and temperamental, and they don't chase young and witty men, what can I do, right? Hey, poop, you get out of here and eat your dog food, don't look at me! …… Well? Still not leaving? I'll kick you if you don't go! ”

Watching the stool twist and walk away, Lin Qi was quite satisfied with its acquaintance.

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"Sunday, September 17, 2017 haze

I didn't write about the weather, the haze was blocked, and I couldn't see anything clearly

I farted ...... It just so happened that the whole world fainted, and it was really in a hurry! Look to the sky! Ahem, ahem! Reading the novel, I can see that the spoken word is coming. Humans all over the world fainted at the same moment......"

As for the animals? Lin Qi glanced at the stool and rolled his eyes, how do I know where to ......go when I step on the horse?"

Keep writing. ”

"Maybe the zombie world is coming, and the life-saving Dafa at the beginning of the apocalypse will shrink first! The great Comrade Lin Qi decided to keep the flame of the revolution and stay in the green mountains, not afraid of running out of firewood! For the development and future of mankind, Comrade Lin Qi has lofty ambitions and will resist this burden alone, and his small body seems to hide infinite energy, once it bursts out, no one can stop it! ”

Writing this, Comrade Lin Qi's face was full of brilliance, and his eyes narrowed when he looked at him with stool, it was really dazzling! Seeing the body of the poop collapsing violently, the frightened Lin Qi hurriedly squatted down to check the situation of the stool, "What's the matter!" Don't leave me! If you die, should I steam or braise it...... Ah, no, how can I complete the arduous mission alone~ Woo woo. Looking at the slight twitching of the corners of his mouth in the stool, Comrade Lin Qi gave up the question of steaming or braising it, he seemed to see a pot of delicious food leaving him, although he felt heartache and couldn't breathe, but in order to avoid being bitten, he still said, "Poop, you're fine, it is estimated that you animals fainted later than us humans for a period of time, it's okay, don't be afraid!" ”

Poop opened his eyes and looked at him obliquely, still a little helpless, "You farted as soon as I came over, you stinky and poisonous!" Don't you feel a little pressed in your heart......"

"Uh⊙?⊙!" Lin Qi seemed to feel the emotion of the stool, and the slight sweat on her forehead was a little embarrassing, or she was a thief... Who knows.

Put away the notebook and sorted out the vegetables and grains at home, the vegetables can't be eaten for a few days, but there is still a bag of rice and white noodles, and a box of compressed biscuits, and there are a lot of useless meats in the refrigerator, I always want to eat fresh, and I have accumulated a lot of things that have not come and eaten, as long as the power and water are not cut off, it is no problem to stay at home for a month, thinking of this Lin Qi is still a little excited, at least the early stage of the end is the thief chicken is stable! The hydropower system will not collapse immediately if no one operates it. Lin Qi downloaded the map of the whole of China in his mobile phone, detailing the map of the township in his hometown, as for the map of foreign countries? Comrade Lin Qi didn't feel that it was of any use. There is also Lin Qi downloaded nearly 100 g of information given by a certain brother who is a survival enthusiast in Baidu Cloud, which is the driving of various means of transportation of Shenma, the use of various tools of Shenma, the understanding and planting of various plants, everything, Lin Qi was shocked when he first saw it, and it must be of some use in the future.

I called the director of the hospital and told him that he was out playing in a car accident and couldn't come back for the time being, so he asked for leave.

When everything is done, it's already past 9 o'clock, close the curtains, put the poop in the cage, in case it turns into a zombie and bites my brother, wouldn't my brother be very wronged? Lin Qi is ready to sleep well, whether the zombies will arrive will be known in a few days, and the rest will act when they see the opportunity, Brother Xiaoqi, who is full of personality and wisdom, will not have any problems! Hey, hey, hey~