Huaxia Kingdom, a small remote county town, this is the southern region of China, called Peacock County, why is it called Peacock County? Legend has it that in the distant times, there was a golden peacock who instigated its wings to force back the flood when the county was hit by a flood, and because the peacock used up its strength to force back the flood and finally fell, people named the county in the name of the peacock in honor of the peacock!

Yes, this is a story about the devotion of a mythical beast. However, this is none of Lin Fan's business, he is wearing jeans, a camouflage T sleeve, he is dirty, even his face is black, and his hair is messy and knotted.

He is now in the famous snack street in Peacock County, although it is late at night, but it is still brightly lit and crowded, Lin Fan regardless of the crowd, squeezed to the deepest noodle stall, busy in the noodle stall is a fat aunt, the aunt skillfully cooks noodles to greet only one person diners.

"Boss, please bring me a bowl of chop noodles," Lin Fan said

The noodles that the proprietress was about to put into the pot stopped in mid-air, he glanced at Zhang Hong, and then continued to be busy, but his mouth said: "Sit down, just wait"

Lin Fan found a table where the boss was working and sat down.

The proprietress was not surprised, it stands to reason that a dirty person should be strange for her to come, at least ask, but she didn't, because due to the recent development of the nearby shantytown, she has seen a lot of this kind of dirty people, she thought it was a worker from a nearby construction site, so she quickly served Lin Fan a night of miscellaneous noodles.

Lin Fan only had choppy noodles in his eyes, although he had eaten a leftover steamed bun thrown by others just now, but he still came here by ghost, and he finally began to taste it......

"The surface of the alkaline water has never been cold water, so the inside of the noodles is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but you add curry sauce to cover it up and want to make it into fish curry. But it's naïve to do this, because you don't have enough time to cook it, and the curry only tastes on the surface, and it doesn't go into it at all, and the fish balls are diluted when you put it in the soup. A good curry fish ball, so that you can do it without fish flavor and without curry flavor, failure!

I haven't picked a turnip, I have too many tendons, and I fail!

The pork skin was cooked too badly, and it didn't bite the head, and it failed!

Pig blood is rotten and sparse, and it will be scattered as soon as it is clamped, and it will fail in failure!

The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a piece of, have you made a mistake? Lin Fan picked it up and showed it to the proprietress The proprietress noticed it when Lin Fan started BB.

Lin Fan continued, "Hey, there's a piece of."

And stretched out in front of the proprietress and said, "Hey, have you seen any?" ”

The proprietress didn't speak, and continued to look at Lin Fan!

Lin Fan raised his voice and said, "Hey, there's!" ”

At this time, the young man who was eating noodles next to him finally couldn't help it, and hurriedly pushed away the miscellaneous noodles in front of him, and looked at Lin Fan and the proprietress with complicated eyes

The proprietress of the noodle stall looked at Lin Fan again, and then said very unhappily: "Twenty-three yuan five." ”

Lin Fan: "You give it to me?" ”

The lady of the noodle stall: "Huh? ”

Lin Fan: "Ouch, I've been talking for so long, why don't you just give me thirty yuan to see a doctor." ”

The proprietress approached Lin Fan, looked at him carefully, and said, "I understand, neurotic, want to eat overlord meal?" ”

It was already late at night, Lin Fan suddenly stood up and said apologetically: "Oh, auntie, I'm sorry, I'm sick, I'm sick, don't be like me."

The proprietress glared and ignored Lin Fan's apology, but said, "A total of twenty-three yuan and five, let's settle the bill."

Lin Fan was suddenly embarrassed, he took out a banknote and two coins from the pocket of his shiny jeans that were already stained with dirt and said, "Auntie, I only have one piece and two cents."

The aunt instantly changed her face and said, "Feelings, you kid are really here to eat the overlord meal?" You don't inquire, who dares to eat the overlord meal in the old lady's shop, and leave if you want to take a beating? Think beautifully! Go, go next to the brush plate, a thousand! ”

Lin Fan looked at the boss lady's fat figure and giant buttocks, instantly gave up resistance, and obediently brushed the dishes on the side!

The proprietress glanced at Lin Fan with disgust, and then continued to be busy, and the young man saw that the proprietress was so strong, and he didn't dare to run away with the excuse that Lin Fan said, so he paid the money and left in a hurry.

Lin Fan washed the dishes, his eyes were full of tears of grievance, he really didn't know what was going on, but this situation was already the second week, and he had already experienced the first week of inexplicable self......

Remembering the week before!

Lin Fan is a traveler, in this part of China, there are still a lot of travelers, but Lin Fan has a hobby, that is, to explore ancient ruins, although many of them have been protected, but he still likes to take a look.

This time he came to a place called Eagle Sorrow Stream, which is a place mentioned in the mythological novel Journey to the West! So he came here with curiosity, alone. Just when he was watching the river from the cliff now, somehow dripping, suddenly his whole body couldn't move, and then a cold chill drilled into his brain, and then he was unconscious!

After waking up, Lin Fan was inexplicably in a county seat, which is now in Peacock County! By a river. Then, for some reason, he always felt that the clothes on his body were too clean, so he sent the devil to roll in the mud by the river! Lin Fan was reluctant in his heart, but his body was always one step faster than his thoughts.

No, after rolling, he actually walked to the county seat, and for some reason, when he met someone, he hunched his waist and trembled his hands and said with a flattering smile: "Uncle, the eldest sister is good, give alms, rich and noble, and be healthy!" ”

Lin Fan was in a terrible mood, but when he reacted, all the actions were done, and someone really gave money, two cents a piece, and someone gave one or two bites of food.

Suddenly, Lin Fan saw a child playing at the entrance of the commissary in the distance. He ran over again in a hurry, and then took a pinyin exercise book he picked up from the trash can and smiled obscenely, and then said: "Little brother, look at your bone essence, you are a unique martial arts wizard, and it depends on you to maintain world peace." I have a secret book here, and I see that I have a fate with you, so I will sell it to you for ten dollars. ”

The little boy looked at him suspiciously, and when the little boy looked at Lin Fan's dirty clothes and lewd smile, he suddenly cried in fright, wiping his nose and shouting while crying: "Woo woo...... Mom, someone robbed! ”

Then four or five people hurriedly ran out of the commissary, one of them was a woman protecting the child, this should be the child's mother, and the other three were middle-aged men, one of whom was still holding mahjong in his hand!

Lin Fan was able to control his body freely at this time, and he said innocently as he retreated: "Everyone, just kidding, joking"

"Are you kidding? Seeing that you are dressed like this, you look poor and crazy, and you actually come here to rob? Brothers, beat him! ”

Then the three of them greeted Lin Fan directly, Lin Fan was beaten, and in the end, the three of them were tired, so he dragged his body full of scars and ran! But once again, he lost control and chose to live in the bridge cave.

This is not what bothers Lin Fan the most. But within a week, he has done this kind of begging and cheating on children eight times, and he has been beaten every time, even if he is an iron man, he can't stand it! But I don't know why, Lin Fan can still stand it, every time he is beaten, he is almost dying, and the next day he is inexplicably all right.

Today is the first day of the second week, and Lin Fan has become another person again, so there is the story just now!

Finally, at three o'clock in the night, Lin Fan washed all the dishes, but there were not a thousand. According to what the proprietress said, I have to go tomorrow, but there is a good thing that is to take care of the meal, Lin Fan agreed, and then returned to his current residence, Qiaodong!

Lin Fan returned to the bridge cave, he was very sad, obviously he was just traveling, but he came to this place, this is not a mortal world, for Lin Fan, this is equivalent to hell!

Bite...... The first week rewards will be distributed and you will get begging skills!

Lin Fan suddenly heard a voice, he hurriedly looked around, and after confirming that no one was there, he realized that he had encountered something incredible again, because the same voice appeared a week ago, and he heard it when he was unconscious, and the words were:

Bite...... Host confirmed, summoning activated!

Lin Fan finally closed his eyes tiredly, he didn't care about this supernatural voice anymore, and he didn't care about any bullshit begging skills, because he was too tired! He was so tired that he didn't have half the strength. It's just that the moment he closed his eyes, he showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and muttered: "Hell, I am from the mortal world!" ”