When I got home, it was already past ten o'clock, and I came home drunk and dizzy. Pushing open the door, I saw my father half-lying on the sofa, while my mother was lying on my father's shoulder, and the old couple was watching the anime hehehehehesilly. Sometimes I really can't see what age my parents are, and my parents are completely superior to the outside world, but why are they always so shapeless at home?

Due to the hot weather, I put the vest on the back of the sofa and said, "Tomorrow'er opens, remember to tell Uncle Li that they don't forget to open the show." Dad screamed and agreed. This old Uncle Li is also an old man in the Chinese Culture Museum, playing with calligraphy and painting, I don't understand these things at all, and it doesn't have much to do with my story, so I won't talk much about it here. I pushed open the bathroom door and took a comfortable shower, and now that the day is getting hotter and hotter, I can't wait to soak in the water and not want to come out.

After taking a shower, the effect of alcohol has subsided a lot, and when I returned to the living room, I saw my father sitting on the sofa fiddling with a long sword. This sword is not ordinary at first glance, and the sword body shines with a cold light under the light of the incandescent lamp, not to mention that the iron is like mud. When my father saw me come out, he beckoned me to sit down, and my mother moved to the side to let me sit down, and the two of them sandwiched me in the middle. Dad grabbed me by the shoulder and said, "Ming'er, you are listed for business, and in ancient times, it was considered to be officially entered the WTO, Dad, I will pass on one thing to you." As he spoke, he raised the sword in his hand and handed it to me, "Although this sword is not a sword of the world, it is not a mortal product, and passing it on to you can be regarded as the successor of our sect!" I was a little disappointed when I heard this: "Huh? This sword is not a good sword, dare you to send me with a third-rate product! Dad said impatiently, "You are worthy of this thing if you are doing it now." Besides, the spells of our sect focus not on good swords but on cultivation, and to the extent that cultivation can become a divine blade with a tree branch! In my heart, my father is a strong word, so I asked what kind of sect our family is, but I don't want my father to say: "You can control you, give it to you, let you learn and you learn, what so much nonsense!" "I said in my heart that I knew that as long as I was a child and when I asked my dad what kind of school my family came from, my dad would prevaricate me, but after many years of wandering, I recalled that time, I had a trace of understanding, I couldn't see it when I was young, every time I talked about this topic, my dad would have a trace of loneliness in his eyes.

Then my father asked me if I had the name of the Yinyang Pavilion, and I patted my chest and said, "I have already gotten up, and it will be called 'Dechang Metaphysical Museum'!" Dad was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head helplessly: "It's so meaningless, people think you're magical." Gotta change! I immediately retorted: "We are at this level, and we deserve this name!" "My dad was dumbfounded by my words, and my mother giggled on the side, and sometimes when we were a family of three, it was really like three peers laughing together." I thought about it, let Uncle Li make a plaque for me, in addition to the name of the museum, there is also a seal of 'Chinese classics', and next to it is written the business scope of 'Yin and Yang gossip, weddings and funerals, home relocation, exorcism, incurable diseases, and guidance maze'! Dad nodded, but didn't say anything more.

I thought that my father would give me such a sword and it would be over, but who knew that my father would turn over the palm of his hand and at some point a pamphlet appeared in his hand, with no title on the cover, and it was completely white. Open it and take a look.,Each page is a picture of the sword moves.,There's a note below.,Dad told me that the movements in the whole book are connected together to be a set of swordsmanship.,When can I integrate this set of swordsmanship.,Even if it's a small success in this spell.。 I asked while flipping through this martial arts secret book, "Dad, this can't be the secret book handed down by our sect's ancestors, right?" Dad picked at his feet and said, "Oh, no." I painted it last night. I almost cried out in anger, "Dad, you can't learn from those wheels!" It's Dafa to draw anything casually, and people still play with wheels, so you can play with your son directly! Unexpectedly, my father said, "Do you want it, it's not good to pay me back." Saying that, I was about to grab it, so I quickly stuffed the book into the crotch of my pants: "Why do you want to go back!?" ”

After a night's trouble, I was woken up by the phone the next day, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was Lin Feng calling, and when I picked up the phone, Lin Feng asked on the other end of the phone: "I rely on the boss, what time is it!" "I just reacted, looked at the watch at 7:40, and set the opening ceremony at 8 o'clock! I hurriedly said into the phone, "I'm coming!" "I hung up the phone and rushed out of the bedroom, and after washing up, I rushed out of the house shirtless and carrying my clothes. By the time I arrived at the scene, the firecrackers had already begun to go off, and I thought to myself, I was lucky to have caught up! When Lin Feng saw me rushing over, he took out his microphone and threw it at me like a hidden weapon. I reached out and grabbed Mike and stepped out of the crowd, holding up Mike to the crowd and saying, "Welcome to our opening ceremony......

Actually, this opening ceremony is quite uninspiring, it is just a show, and then a ribbon is cut and a ceremony is released. I played the role of the soundtrack, sitting on the stage and constantly playing various ancient songs with the guzheng, in front of the stage was Uncle Li splashing ink on the spot, and then Lin Feng's martial arts performance. Of course, it is indispensable for the little female teachers who danced in the Chinese Academy to dance a few dances, which made it really antique. Halfway through the show, a little girl who looked to be only eleven or twelve years old suddenly came up on the stage, wearing a martial arts training uniform, and hugged her fists to the audience as soon as she came on stage. Although I didn't understand what was going on, I couldn't stop in my hand, and hurriedly played out a song "Chinese Kung Fu". The child didn't even have stage fright, and he started to follow my music. At this time, I could even hear Lin Feng sigh in the back: "Oops! This kid has a foundation! ”

The child's martial arts performance won countless applause and cheers, obviously everyone regarded this child as a member of my Yin-Yang Pavilion, thinking that such a young child can show his face in such a business, it must be the ability to make a group! But I didn't know this kid at all! It wasn't until after the performance that I realized that the child had come with his grandmother. I don't know the child, but I know the child's grandmother. It's none other than the second aunt who knows martial arts in the Uncle Quan incident, that is, Uncle Quan's younger sister! I hurriedly stepped forward: "Yo, second aunt, you're here, welcome." "Lin Feng was not present at the last Uncle Quan incident, although he knew that there was such an uncle, but he had never met. I hurriedly introduced Lin Feng and told him that this was his father's junior sister, that is, his senior uncle. Lin Feng hurriedly saluted this uncle, and the aunt picked up Lin Feng and smiled kindly and said, "Xiaofeng, right?" Oops, this look, this kung fu is exactly the same as when your dad was young! ”

It turned out that this second aunt knew that Lin Feng and others had opened the Yin Yang Pavilion, and they came here today. I only heard the second aunt say: "Xiaofeng, my aunt has a reluctant request." Lin Feng attached great importance to etiquette, so he hurriedly bowed down and said, "Look at what you say, you command." I saw the second aunt nodding with a smile, and called the little girl who was performing on stage just now and said, "This is my granddaughter, and she is also the youngest apprentice in our sect." At the beginning, your master and ancestor had their own abilities, but after so many years, your father's skills have always been higher than mine. I also saw your ability just now, and in terms of seniority, you are also the uncle of this child, so I want to send this child to you and learn the kung fu of the North Leg from you. Lin Feng agreed immediately without thinking about it, yes, he only had to agree. It is true that Lin Feng is the child's uncle, but the second aunt is also Lin Feng's uncle, can he not obey? In this way, Lin Feng accepted a little apprentice in a daze.

At the end of the performance, the ribbon was cut, of course, my father did the ribbon cutting, and then the two uncles Li and Mr. Zhang put the flowers. When these two uncles heard that our brother's Yin-Yang Pavilion was open, they drove there as soon as it was dawn in the morning, and they had already snatched the ceremonial flowers, just waiting for the moment when the ceremonial flowers were released. After the two rich uncles finished the ceremonial flowers, our brothers hurriedly went up to shake hands, and the uncle and uncle exchanged pleasantries. These two are our local tyrants, and after a period of greetings, they both took out big red envelopes, one for each of us! It was said that it was a color head, but I took the red envelope and pinched it, and the two red envelopes on both hands were thicker than the other! As soon as we opened, we received a big red envelope from two people and one person, and we were a thank you.

During this period, the two Yuanyuan who met last night also arrived at the museum and gave gifts such as flower baskets, and Yuanyuan chatted with Lin Feng very closely, saying that the two would often come to be guests in the future. In this way, groups of guests, most of whom are old customers of the former Chinese Academy of Sciences, heard that the sons of these consultants opened a store to cheer up. Hao Daring also followed Mr. Li to the scene, but now Hao Daring is no longer a construction worker, but also a small employee of Mr. Li's company, and he looks like a dog. The most valuable thing is that the guests did not stop for a whole day. During the day, people come to congratulate, and at night it is ghosts who come to congratulate them, and the ghosts who have accompanied my father to help them in the past when they were in the Chinese Academy of Chinese Studies also come to congratulate them in an endless stream at night......

After a busy day, the next day was officially opened. I didn't sleep all night the first day, and customers started to come to the door early the next morning. As soon as I opened the roller shutter door in the morning, I saw two familiar faces waiting outside the door, none other than the eldest brother and sister-in-law who were scared out of the plastic bag in Loess Ridge standing outside my door......