When I saw Aunt Li's expression, I knew that she was in trouble again. As we said earlier, Mr. Li and his wife are both heroic people, so their temperament is also temperamental, and everything that happens is written on their faces.

I hurriedly put down the lunch box and greeted him and said, "Auntie, look at your anxious face, what's wrong?" Aunt Li sighed and said, "Alas, Shi Yan, is your father here?" Aunt Li opened her mouth and asked if my dad was there, obviously she had encountered something that couldn't be solved. So I said, "Uh...... Auntie, my dad went fishing with Uncle Quan and the others, and left before dawn. "Aunt Li heard me say that my father was not there, so she asked where to go fishing, this is the rhythm of wanting to catch up with the fishing ground! It seems that the matter is urgent. I listened to the tone of her voice and the expressions of the people behind me, and hurriedly said: "Aunt Li, don't worry, tell me what's going on, it's better to go to him than to call him, if the matter is urgent, he has to do it, I'll call him and ask him to come back quickly!" Aunt Li sat down and said, "My son, your brother, didn't you just go to junior high school, and you have been beaten and swollen for only a few days in school!" A bunch of children took turns slapping him in the mouth and asking him for 'protection money'! School bags are also lost. Originally, I thought that it would not be a big deal for the children to take a few more hits and who to take a few less! Find the teacher and talk about it, combine it with the parents at the parent-teacher meeting, and solve it, I don't want Lao Li to feel sorry for his son, I heard that my son was beaten, and he was furious, and he had a few iron buddies, adding fuel to the fire. You also know that there are also gangsters among the people your Uncle Li knows, rolling their arms up their sleeves, claiming to remove the arms and legs of those children, just in time for the parents of several children to come to me to apologize, I didn't dare to let them see Lao Li! As he spoke, he waved his finger and pointed at a few people behind him, "I just thought, he has such a hot temper, except for Lao Haige, who can stop him, I'm afraid there is no second person, so I moved the troops!" Those parents also hurriedly gathered around, saying, "We are willing to compensate, but at this time, we can only talk to ...... together."

I waved my hand and motioned for them to stop talking and sit down and wait. picked up the phone and dialed Mr. Li's number, "Hey, Uncle Li, I'm Shi Yan, Dad is sure Uncle Li is losing his temper, haha...... He asked me to ask Uncle Li to come over, he was still in class, and the two of them would talk about it after class in a while, how is it? Uncle Li is willing to appreciate the light? Uncle Li was obviously still angry, and when he heard Brother Hai's invitation, he eased up a little and said, "I'll go over immediately!" ”

Then I called my dad's phone, and it said, "Your call is temporarily unavailable, please call again later!" And then there's a bunch of bird songs! This is true for three times in a row. Dizzy! Something will happen later!! There's no way, dial Uncle Quan's phone, this time it's "The phone you dialed has been shut down in arrears!" I said in my heart: "This is a swollen cock for marriage, unlucky and frustrated, I asked Uncle Li to come, and my father will not be there for a while, I am ...... Cough! I muttered, "I can't get through at this time!" "Sit on a chair.

As the saying goes, there is no endless road, and when we are at a loss and embarrassed, a burst of obscene laughter comes from far and near. A short buddy walked into the reception room tremblingly with an old blind man with round sunglasses. Lin Feng's mouth was damaged, and when he opened his mouth, he said, "Yo, the blind uncle is here." I stabbed Lin Feng: "Brother Lin, accumulate some virtues......" I didn't want the old blind man to laugh disapprovingly, and the laughter was extremely obscene. This old blind man is also one of the Chinese culture consultants of our Chinese Studies Museum, and the content of Chinese culture he is proficient in is nothing else, it is the "Book of Changes" in the Four Books and Five Classics, that is, the ability to tell fortunes and read appearances, commonly known as "God Stick"! Beside him was his apprentice, one of our younger generation of Chinese culture teachers, named Yuan Chongxi. It is said that the old blind man is already an old man in Jiazi this year, and he usually rests in a classroom on the first floor of the Chinese Academy of Studies, and rarely goes out, so he doesn't know how to run to the reception room at the other end of the corridor today.

At this time, I only heard this blind man say: "Yes...... Xiao Lizi's daughter-in-law is here? Aunt Li saw that it was him, so she immediately greeted her: "Yo, Brother Chen! I've been doing well lately! The old man smiled lewdly and said, "Good, good! After a few words of greeting, the old blind man said, "I heard you shouting at the end of the corridor, and I heard you all the things that were going on." Brother Hai is not here, I'll solve the old bones for you! "I want to laugh when I hear this, I said in my heart how old is my dad, why is my blind uncle still calling my dad brother when he is so old! But that's not the point, the point is that this blind old liar wants to solve things for people, which is a strange story for the ages! You must know that this old guy has never divined or asked hexagrams, what's wrong today? Although the "Book of Changes" is also the content of Chinese culture, but this "Book of Changes" is about how to tell fortunes, and ordinary people are unwilling to learn this deceptive thing, so although the blind uncle is a consultant, Chongxi is also a teacher, but the master and apprentice have no students, could it be that the old man is really uncomfortable?

The old man sat down on the sofa and said with a lewd smile: "Hehe, Xiao Li's daughter-in-law, give me the child's birthday, and I will calculate the child for you." "I said in my heart that people let you settle disputes, why do you count eight characters for others? But when Aunt Li heard the old man say this, she hurriedly took out the pen and paper and then took it back. How? The blind uncle can't see it at all, and he writes it in vain. Later, it was rewritten to say that after the old man learned about the child's eight characters, he raised his right hand and began to rub his thumb on the other four fingers.

After rubbing it twice, the old man suddenly sniffled, then turned his face to Lin Feng and sniffled again, "What's the smell?" Lin Feng raised the lunch box in his hand and said, "Uh...... Braised pork rice bowl ......" The old man sniffed and said, "Give me a piece and I'll taste it!" The two female teachers who sat next to them laughed, and Aunt Li was also embarrassed on the other side. Lin Feng hurriedly said, "Uh...... Uncle, I'll order you a new one. Saying that, Lin Feng hurriedly took out his mobile phone to order takeout, and the old man didn't forget to tell behind Lin Feng: "Put more meat!" ”......

I looked at this scene and patted the old man and said, "Uncle Chen, do your business!" The old man looked for my hand on his shoulder and said, "Don't call me uncle, call me uncle!" I said with black lines all over my head, "Hey, uncle! Let's get down to business! The old man then raised his hand again and continued to rub it, and after rubbing it for a while, the old man said, "Well...... I figured it out." When Aunt Li heard this, she hurriedly said, "Oh, brother, tell me about it." The old man said, "Squire, take them all to my house, and I don't call you, don't come out!" I hurriedly took them to the old man to hide, and when I came back, the old man told me: "When Xiao Li comes, you can say that Lao Hai has not finished class, let me talk with him for a while." ”

After a while, Uncle Li arrived, and the blind man had a good ear, and before he could enter the house, he got on first. "Is Xiao Lizi here? Brother Hai hasn't finished class, you and I will talk about it for a while! I hurriedly gave up my seat, poured water, the old man coughed twice, and said, "Xiao Li, what's wrong, let's hear it, Brother Hai must have something to do with you, what kind of style is he smoking?" Uncle Li said angrily: "Cough! It's not that my kid is uneasy, just a few days after he entered junior high school, he was beaten by someone, a few little rabbit cubs, took turns to pump his mouth, and his schoolbag was lost, this is to see that my old Li is a bully! I don't look for teachers either, and looking for them is nothing more than preaching, and I will lose a few dollars at most! I'm not short of money! Hum! I have to let them see how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has! The old man cleared his throat, "Xiao Li, you should also put down the fire in your stomach first, and listen to the old brother tell you a story to ease your mood." Obviously, Mr. Li still has a lot of respect for this old liar, and only heard Mr. Li say: "Okay, good, brother, you say." ”

After that, the blind man Chen slowly told a story......

There is such a family, and both parents are dead. Leaving three brothers, the eldest and second have already married, and the third is still young, has not separated from the family, and has been together. The family has a few acres of thin fields, and life is quite passable. On weekdays, the eldest and his wife are busy with a few acres of land, the second daughter-in-law cooks at home, and the third child studies in the school. One of the biggest shortcomings of the whole family is that they don't have children, so they don't worry a lot about it. Later, the eldest daughter-in-law had a distant relative who knew a doctor, saying that there was an ancestral secret recipe that could cure infertility, and his medicine could be paid in advance. The family discussed and decided to give it a try, anyway, the medicine is not expensive, and it is enough to toss and toss things at home, so they brought the medicine. Later, the eldest daughter-in-law was really pregnant, and the family was very happy, pawned some things, and paid for the medicine. Pregnant in October, the eldest daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy, and the whole family was a weasel riding a rabbit - happy. One day, the second child lost all the casino, and when he returned home in disappointment, his family was not there, only the children of those months were surrounded on the kang. The second child instantly got bad at it and took the child away......