Hong Kong, 2000.

The bustling streets are full of traffic.

Yan was involved in carrying a briefcase and walked slowly into a small building.

He wears a straight suit, shiny leather shoes, a pair of sunglasses, steady steps, sharp eyes, and capable spirit, and he looks like a successful person at first glance.

Along the way, it has attracted the attention of many scantily clad women, and even many people have come to talk to them, and it has just entered the new century, and it is a special administrative region, and the openness of Hong Kong women is eye-catching.

Yan Shi rejected them very righteously, he is a good man who is clean and self-conscious, and he has always focused on his career, so he will not be deceived into falling in love.

What does he do?

Walking into the small building, there was a sign on it that read, "I have a date with a zombie" in Chinese and English.

Yan Shi nodded slightly and strode in.

Inside is a modern hall, with red wine and green lights, many men and women are holding hands and dancing, and the music is loud and pleasant.

The strange thing is that many of them have "zombie teeth", due to the popularity of zombie movies in this era, "zombie teeth" are a very common thing, but in such a place similar to a drinking party, half of them wear zombie teeth, which is a bit strange.

Seeing Yan Shi walk in, all of them stopped their movements and looked back at him, their expressions were serious and upright, and the music stopped.

"Hello teacher!"

Yan Shi walked to the middle, glanced at everyone, nodded and said, "Don't be restrained, everyone, today is the twelfth course of our 'I Have a Date with a Zombie' special training class, and now we will attend classes." ”

Everyone came to the right side of the hall and sat down, with serious expressions and solemn demeanors, looking at Yan Shi standing on the podium in an orderly manner.

"What we want to talk about in this issue is the problems that people and zombies will encounter during their relationship, and I hope that through this course, we can have an in-depth understanding of the way of getting along with humans and zombies, enhance relationships, and love for a long time. ”

Yan Shi smiled, walked off the podium gracefully, came to a middle-aged man, and asked: "I remember that your surname is Gao, you were bitten by a zombie three years ago, and you met your lover last year, developed feelings, and became partners. ”

"Yes, teacher. The man nodded a little shyly, and looked at the side with the rest of his eyes, it was a woman about thirty years old, wearing a cheongsam, looking very beautiful, the eyes of the two were like water, and the honey was lingering.

Yan Shi said: "Then please think about it, have you encountered some problems between interactions." ”

The man thought for a moment and said: "I get along with my lover, the biggest problem is diet, zombies will have diarrhea as soon as they eat, they can only drink blood, but people are different." ”

Yan Shi turned his head and looked at everyone: "This classmate said that the diet is uncoordinated, in fact, I have already talked about the food problem of zombies in the sixth class, and I will talk about it now." ”

"Because of the special type of zombies, the food can only be based on blood food, and the reason why this situation occurs is that zombies are actually imperfect creatures with defects. ”

"The general is an extraordinary life form, with great power, and that kind of power is beyond the reach of mortals, so mortals will become zombies after being bitten by him, and they will have defects because of their talents. ”

Yan Shi looked at everyone: "The reason why zombies want to suck blood for a living is actually because the blood contains the spirit of people, which can make up for the genetic defects of zombies to a certain extent, so they need to suck blood." ”

"Therefore, zombies suck blood, and what they suck is not the blood itself, but the spirit contained in it, which is where the nutrition of zombies lies, which can be used as an example by Guo Guohua. ”

Yan Shi looked at a handsome young man with long curly hair and sunglasses: "The classmate is a second-generation green-eyed zombie who was directly bitten by the generals, and he is the most present in terms of level, but because he has been drinking expired plasma for a long time, he has been malnourished, and his real ability is only at the level of four generations." ”

He smiled: "Classmate, I'll take you as an example, I hope you don't mind." ”

Guo Guohua was a little embarrassed and said, "Teacher, it doesn't matter. ”

"Of course he doesn't care, but you're mocking me too, teacher. Next to him, a boy of seven or eight years old pouted.

"Children have no human rights, so they don't care. Yan Shi stepped up to the podium.

"Haha, resurrection, you can't fight the teacher. The people next to him laughed.

Guo Fusheng pinned his arm and pouted: "Last time I invited you to eat lollipops, now you turn your face and don't recognize people, next time I will ignore you again." ”

"Where can I find a lollipop...... Yan Shi smiled, picked up a large handful of lollipops from his bag, divided them, took one for himself, and licked it while lecturing.

"As I just said, the food of zombies is actually the essence of the spirit, not the blood itself, according to this principle, I used the Daomen alchemy to refine a kind of elixir that concentrates the essence and spirit elements, named 'Zombie Baby', which can perfectly solve the problem of zombies eating. ”

He took out a small bottle and poured out two longan-sized mellow pills: "This has been said last time, according to everyone's feedback, I have improved it, and now 'Zombie Baby' has a total of eighteen flavors, beef, pork, chicken, egg fragrance, plum cabbage...... If you don't like the medicine, you can drink it directly with water, suitable for strawberry flavor, lemon flavor, grape flavor, and mango flavor. ”

"The purpose of this training course is to help every zombie friend as much as possible, to live a happy life, to have a marriage, to have children, and to be like a normal person. ”

There was a round of applause below.

"Hey, I seem to be off topic. Yan Shi shouted, "Today is about the relationship between humans and zombies, the theme of this class is love, let's continue the class." ”

"Cut, you're off topic every day!" the crowd laughed in an uproar.

"Because of the special type of zombies, often the love between people and zombies is a tragedy, and the important thing is to understand and care for each other. ”

"Variety is not a problem, age is not distance, as long as there is love, anything is fine. ”

......

Two hours later, Yan Shi ended his lecture: "That's all for today's lesson, let's go back and review well, and next time we will have an exam." ”

"What, this is also an exam?" everyone gasped, their scalps tingling, as if they had some bad memories in mind.

Yan Shi smiled brightly: "Of course. ”

Guo Guohua and others left uncomfortably.

Yan Shi looked at the empty hall, and a smile curled up at the corner of his mouth.

"It's still comfortable to do my old job, I think I'm also a well-known training expert in the industry, I have helped countless emotionally broken men and women to reunite, and I have instructed hundreds of leftover men and women to get rid of singles, I didn't expect that after the crossing, I was actually single for 10,000 years, I deity you are a bastard......"

As the first life of Yan She, his personality is very different from the later Yan Shi, he is a sunny and shrewd, capable and serious urban successful person.

"I'm a good person, what I do is always a good thing, I've been among a hundred flowers, and I don't get a leaf on my body. Don't confuse me with that murderous, brutal, unscrupulous guy......"

Suddenly, his expression moved.

"What, deity, you said you were going to conquer this world?"

"Okay, I'll prepare a large number of unjust souls and build the Mohan Corridor so that your world's hands will descend here. ”

"Isn't it just killing, little meaning...... I'm hundreds of millions at every turn. ”