Chapter 449: I'm Not Human

After Qiang Shun finished speaking, he suddenly got up from the sofa, walked to the door and pulled the door, but he couldn't open it, and immediately scolded: "Damn, lock the door for us too." ”

I looked at him and smiled, got up from the couch and walked over to the TV, turned it on, turned it around and said, "Don't mess around, come and watch TV." ”

Qiang Shun looked at me and didn't move, and when I turned around and sat back on the sofa, he walked up to me and said, "You still have the heart to watch TV, the door is locked, don't tell us to go!" ”

I glared at him angrily and said, "Who do you blame for this, if you didn't have to follow someone else, can we lock someone's room?" ”

Qiang Shun choked suddenly, and I couldn't speak.

I smiled, stood up and grabbed one of his arms, "Come on, sit down and watch TV honestly, didn't you listen to Miss Ren, they are not sure that there is nothing in the hotel, tell us to wait here for a few days, wait for a few days, wait for a few days, what are you in a hurry." After saying that, he dragged him to the edge of the sofa.

Qiang Shun said: "You don't have to lock us in the room for a few days!" ”

I took his arm and sat down on the sofa together, and at the same time, I pinched his arm lightly, and Qiang Shun was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at me.

I quietly pinched him again, and said with a smile: "If you lock it, lock it, then there must be someone's truth, you have already received a deposit of 200 yuan from others, what if you run away now, besides, you see how good Manager Liu and Miss Ren are to the two of us, rest assured, they won't cheat us." With that, I gently pinched Qiangshun's arm again.

The tacit understanding that the two of us have developed over the years, I only need a hint, Qiang Shun can understand immediately, even if I don't understand what I mean, I will not hesitate to cooperate with me.

Qiang Shun blinked twice and nodded approvingly, "Yes, you're right, not only is it delicious and delicious here, but it also pays us a salary." ”

With that, we both laughed.

At more than 11 o'clock at noon, a few waiters came, who came to deliver rice, four dishes and one soup, plus two large bowls of white rice, the dishes were two meat and two vegetarian, very good.

However, I asked one of the waiters, "Do you have any alcohol?" ”

The waiter said to me, "The manager didn't say let's bring you wine." ”

I pursed my lips and said, "How can you eat without wine!" I still have wine at home, so go talk to your manager and bring us a bottle of liquor. ”

A few waiters said yes and left.

Qiang Shun looked at me suspiciously, because he knew me, I had never drunk alcohol at home, even outside, especially at noon, I basically didn't drink a drop of alcohol.

I hurriedly winked at him twice and motioned for him to stop talking.

Ten minutes later, one of the waiters returned, holding two cups and a bottle of liquor packaged in a carton, it seemed that it was still good wine, and I was immediately relieved in my heart, what does this mean, it means that although the big fat man put us under house arrest in the room, he has no intention of hating us, otherwise he would not have sent us wine to drink.

After eating and drinking dry, I lay down on the bed in the bedroom, forced to lie on the sofa, and the two of us slept with their heads covered.

And so the day passed.

In the evening, when it was time to have dinner, Miss Ren came over with the big fat man, the big fat man's face was a little not good-looking, Qiang Shun and I had already gotten up at this time, and were sitting on the sofa watching TV.

The big fat man came in and said to me, "Master Liu, the Dharma you did yesterday is useless. ”

I got up from the sofa, looked at Miss Ren, and then at the big fat man, and asked puzzledly, "What's the matter, have you found someone to try it?" ”

The big fat man replied, "I tried, and the man beat him up again and ran out of the room." After speaking, he showed a helpless and anxious face.

I immediately smiled and said, "Don't blame me for not sending it away, but blame ...... I blame you for not telling me the truth. ”

The big fat man was stunned for a moment, and then showed a puzzled face, this confusion was obviously faked, he should be like a mirror in his heart now, the big fat man asked: "Master Liu, you, what do you mean by this?" ”

I looked at the big fat man with a smile, and said in my heart, I'm still pretending to be with me, don't you know what I mean.

I immediately pretended to be unfathomable and said: "Last night, I pinched my fingers, it was not Miss Ren who really hit the evil here, there were other people, I think, you better bring the young lady who hit the evil here, not in her face, this magic will not work." ”

When the big fat man heard this, he looked at me with a sly look, I knew what he was thinking, and I also knew that he knew very well in his heart that "there was someone else" was not calculated by me by pinching his fingers at all.

I hurriedly said to him again: "Manager Liu, my words have come to an end, we have some things, it's better not to pick it out, it's not good for anyone to find out, you say yes, you know it in your heart, I know it in my heart, but I'm just a little person who knows a little bit about exorcism and exorcism, what dirty things do you have here, I'll help you send it away, I can't care about anything else, I don't want to care, do you understand?" ”

The big fat man nodded, smiled, raised his hand and patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Brother Liu, there is a saying, the one who knows the times is Junjie, and you are Junjie." ”

I also smiled and said, "I'm not a handsome man, let's put the villain first and then the gentleman." I raised my hand and pointed at Qiangshun, my face was straight, and I said: "Didn't my friend negotiate the price with you when he came, see if you can add more to us, there is a way to take other people's hands short, eat other people's mouths short, take people's money to eliminate disasters for others, some things that should not be said to others, after taking the money, I will rot those words forever in my stomach!" ”

The big fat man suddenly laughed, "Brother Liu, I like you more and more, I heard that you are a migrant worker on the construction site, as far as you know, I don't think you will be a migrant worker for a lifetime, in the middle, we won't talk about the price we said last time, as long as you deal with this matter for me, I will give you 1,000 yuan each." ”

I immediately smiled like a flower, "Thank you, Manager Liu." ”

Then, the big fat man muttered a few words to Miss Ren, and Miss Ren turned around and left the room.

Ten minutes later, Miss Ren came back again, followed by a girl behind her, I looked, it was the one from yesterday, however, the girl was not the same as yesterday at this time, her cheeks were red and swollen, and she had obviously been beaten.

Miss Ren pulled her to me and said to me: "Liu Xifu, it's her, you met last night, I'll introduce you again, her name is Zhang Yun, not only is she my good sister, but we are also college classmates." ”

"Oh." I nodded and looked at the girl, that is, Zhang Yun, but I still had to pretend and asked, "Little sister, are you really the evil spirit?" ”

After a pause, Zhang Yun slowly raised her head, her eyes were full of resentment, and she glared at me viciously. ”

Zhang Yun suddenly became excited, nodded lightly like a little sheep, and whispered back: "It's just, it's me......"

Ignoring her, I turned my face to look at Miss Ren and asked, "Is she the one who was evil in that crossroads yesterday?" ”

"Yes." Miss Ren hurriedly nodded back.

I asked, "What is the evil?" ”

Miss Ren didn't answer, she turned her face and glanced at the big fat man, and the big fat man hurriedly said, "Master Liu, you are an understanding person, why are you still asking such foolish words." ”

I smiled, "Yes, then I won't ask, as long as there is a place and a party involved in the evil spirit, this matter will be easy to handle, and I will be able to send away the things around her." ”

At this moment, Zhang Yun suddenly raised her head and shouted at me: "Master Liu, don't, I beg you......"

When the big fat man heard this, he immediately revealed his fierce and vicious nature, and turned around to attack Zhang Yun.

I hurriedly stopped him, "Big brother, you wait first...... I immediately turned my face, looked at Zhang Yun coldly and said: "Little sister, I already said yesterday, you are this fate, when I drive away the things around you, you will work hard here, and when you earn money in the future, your parents can also follow you to enjoy happiness......"

"You!" When Zhang Yun heard this, she immediately gritted her teeth at me and scolded: "You are not human! ”

The words fell, and with a "snap", the big fat man slapped Zhang Yun in the face.

I immediately smiled happily, and said to the big fat man with a smile: "Big brother, good fight, this kind of person is a, if you don't teach her, she won't know how thick the sky is!" ”

The big fat man heard me say this, turned his head and glanced at Miss Ren, both of them were a secret smile, it seems, very satisfied with my words, at this time in their eyes, I may be a full, sanctimonious hypocrite, no, I guess not even a hypocrite, is a complete despicable villain.

The big fat man rubbed his hands, turned his face to me and said, "Master Liu, otherwise, let's go to the crossroads again and destroy the things on this." ”

I straightened my face, looked like a master, and said, "Don't worry, let's prepare some more things this time." I looked up at my watch, and just after seven o'clock, I said, "I have plenty of time, and I'll tell you a few more things, and you can find them for me before ten o'clock." ”

Miss Ren smiled and said, "Liu Xifu, you say it, I'll remember it." ”

I nodded and said, "First, find a hat, any kind of hat is fine, but it has to be old, and there can be no holes in the hat." ”

The big fat man said: "This is easy to do, I have one myself." ”

"The second piece is to find a piece of wood on the coffin, which must be the coffin of the dead, half the size of a palm."

The big fat man frowned suddenly, and I asked him, "Can you find it?" ”

The big fat man touched his chin and said, "Yes, it takes a little effort, there are a few graves near the turntable, and I will find someone to pick up a piece of the grave." ”

"The third piece...... Find me a man with a strong body and a lot of courage. ”

When the big fat man heard this, he immediately patted his chest and said, "Master Liu, this is easy to find, I am such a person!" ”

I smiled at him, nodded, and said, "Except for these three things, the others are found together according to the things listed last time, and there is not much time, so I see you should hurry up and do it." ”

The big fat man and Miss Ren nodded at the same time, and the two of them left with Zhang Yun.

After they left, I took out two cigarettes from my body and handed one to Qiang Shun, who didn't say a word just now, he was already confused, and now he is still confused.

With a mouth, I saw that he wanted to ask me something, and I quickly shook my head at him.

Don't speak, it's all in the words......