Jingcheng Airport.

After a while, He Shang and the others finally passed the security check, stood next to the runway, and watched the passengers board the plane slowly in an orderly manner, He Shang couldn't help but ask: "Your country is too backward, right?" Why do you still have to walk the steps when you get on the plane? The poor monk looks at it from the TV, it's all atmospheric mats. ”

Everyone: "........"

All the people who boarded the plane turned their heads to look at him in unison when they heard this.

The middle-aged man looked embarrassed and explained: "The normal way to board the plane is like this, big boss, what you see is the scene of the air crash......"

Only then did He Shang know that he had made a joke, and hurriedly snorted haha, Tai Nima was embarrassed! It seems that those who have never been on a plane really don't understand!

Then everyone followed the crowd to the boarding platform, and the tall stewardess stood at the entrance with her white hands covering her stomach to greet the passengers.

He Shang also walked up with great interest, but as he walked, he suddenly found that something was wrong, why was there no footsteps around?

hurriedly glanced at the flight attendant, but the young flight attendant was still smiling with eight big teeth, or said... He Shang subconsciously glanced back and found that all the male passengers who boarded the plane were bent over as if they had stomach aches, and their eyes were staring at an area under the stewardess's skirt.

Under the guidance of the flight attendant, everyone quickly found their seats, and He Shang and the others were all next to each other, and He Shang sat closest to the aisle.

I'm going to be more verbose here, mainly for those who have never made an airplane for a long time.

First of all, the seats on the plane are very soft, and the quality is very good, the outer layer of skin can't be picked off, and secondly, don't pick the skin of the seat after getting on the plane, there will be flight attendants who will come up to stop it.

The flight attendant muttered a few words and then shook his head and walked away, but He Shang felt like grass growing in his heart when he sat in his seat, and he couldn't settle down, and he couldn't help but touch the things left and right.

After all, it's the first time I've made an airplane! How many firsts are there in your life? This is even more of a poor man's dream, and many people have never even seen a ship, let alone a tall thing like an airplane.

He Shang raised his head and squinted his eyes, and the middle-aged man finally couldn't help but ask, "Big boss, what are you looking at?" ”

He Shang smiled: "Isn't Huaxia's aircraft not advanced enough?" The poor monk can drop his mask from above when he sees other people's foreign planes in the movie. ”

Middle-aged man: "........."

said helplessly again: "Big boss, you really haven't watched a lot of air crash movies......

At this moment, the plane shook slightly, the plane finally started, and He Shang rushed over Dugu Jian's body, his face pressed against the window and looked out.

Dugu Jian was pressed with a muffled snort, but He Shang ignored him, he had always heard people say that he had never seen it, and today I went to see how high I had to fly to become an ant.

Although I can fly myself, I really haven't tried it, and I always take the world channel.

But in the end, He Shang didn't get what he wanted, and his eyes were always on the runway, the runway, and the faster and faster runway......

He Shang: "Vomit ~~~~~~"

The middle-aged man hurriedly pulled out a plastic bag and handed it over, He Shang waved his hand again and again: "No need, the poor monk swallowed it!" ”

Crowd: "......."

Looking at everyone's speechless gaze, He Shang was also stunned and coughed dryly: "No, the poor monk used mana to suppress it!" ”

Everyone: "........"

I didn't expect it, it's a shame and a shame, will the cultivator also get motion sickness? Could it be that I didn't eat? Well, it's possible!

After slowing down for about half an hour, He Shang no longer had the energy to look at the scenery outside the window, but he still mustered up the last strength to take out his mobile phone, ready to vent his excitement. Then log in to Baidu Tieba.

Feel free to sign up for an account. posted a post on it - dear friends, the poor monk finally took the plane, hahaha, dirt buns, do you know how big the plane is? Saying it scares you to death, is 36D a big deal? But the poor monk told you that it was small, and the poor monk was sitting on Boer 747 today!!

Less than ten minutes after the post was sent, the word sb was neatly lined up from the second floor to more than 300 hugs, He Shang immediately replied to the post and scolded back, but found that the post had been deleted by the bar owner.

But the group of people who scolded He Shang didn't stop, and even opened a new post to scold, this time it was on the 400th floor in less than five minutes, He Shang replied to the post and scolded, but found that he had been blocked by the bar......

The angry He Shang almost crushed the phone.

said angrily to the middle-aged man beside him: "You Huaxia is too unfriendly, this saves people?" Isn't the poor monk just sharing his joy? Don't let this? It's so inhumane! ”

The middle-aged man was counted down. But I was confused.

At this moment, a gentle voice sounded: "Sorry sir, mobile phones are not allowed on the plane." ”

He Shangzheng was scolded with a belly of fire, he had never been scolded like this, uh, since he got the system, and now there is a flight attendant to find fault, how can he still hold it down, unbuckle the seat belt and jump up, look up to the mobile phone and yell at the flight attendant: "The poor monk is not?" Did you see the poor monk calling? You don't care about playing games?! ”

The flight attendant seemed to be very educated, and she still smiled with a lovely smile: "Sorry sir, please turn off your mobile phone." ”

He Shang stiffened his neck: "The poor monk can be closed and opened again!" If you have the ability, you will watch the poor monk until the station! ”

The stewardess continued to smile: "Sir, please cooperate, this is our rule." ”

He Shang looked left and right angrily, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pointed to an old man on the opposite side of the aisle and said, "He still uses Bluetooth!" Why don't you care? ”

Before the stewardess could speak, the old man had already taken the lead in speaking: "Young man, I am a hearing aid, I am old, and my ears are not good ......."

At this time, there were already dozens of unfriendly glances around, and He Shang also felt that it was meaningless to continue to make trouble, so he pouted helplessly, turned off the mobile phone and sat back, and the flight attendant smiled gratefully at He Shang, and continued to be busy with other things.

The old man on the other side of the aisle turned his head and smiled at He Shang, then held the 'hearing aid' on his ear with one hand and said, "Well, the plane has taken off, let's continue to talk ......"

He Shang: "........"

Do you see it? It doesn't mean that those who take the plane are quality people, He Shang saw this scene and felt that he was very qualified, so he didn't care about her.

But the grievances that were scolded just now have not been dissipated, although I know that this is a bit excessive, some cheating, but still to the middle-aged humane: "The donor will get one for the poor monk, no, get eight sticker accounts that will not be blocked!" ”

The middle-aged man was stunned, although he was puzzled, but he still carefully took out his mobile phone and pressed it a few times, but the mobile phone vibrated for a moment.

He Shang hurriedly grabbed it, quickly logged in to the Tieba account, and when he saw it, he was immediately angry again, the three grandsons were still scolding, and they opened multiple posts.

Suddenly, he held back the fire at Dugu and the young men and women around him and asked, "Do you know how to play stickers?" ”

Dugu Jian and Dugu Qiu were stunned for a moment, and slowly shook their heads, they only made phone calls or something, and this kind of thing has never been learned at all.

And the young man and woman nodded, how many people in this era can't? What's more, they are the children of a big family, and this kind of thing is naturally handy!